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  1. #DadJoke #IllGetMeCoat

    It was the annual birds poetry competition this weekend.

    The baby pigeon won with a high coo.

  2. Did you hear about the plumber who was buried in a septic tank?

    He told his wife when he died he wanted to be in turd.

    #dadjokes #silly #IllGetMeCoat

  3. Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?

    - She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllGetMeCoat