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  1. Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.

    I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
    oh and the filesystem will be TheFS.

    #BadJokeFriday

  2. Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.

    I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
    oh and the filesystem will be TheFS.

    #BadJokeFriday

  3. Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.

    I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
    oh and the filesystem will be TheFS.

    #BadJokeFriday

  4. Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.

    I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
    oh and the filesystem will be TheFS.

    #BadJokeFriday

  5. There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.

    #badJokeFriday
    #flachwitzFreitag

  6. There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.

    #badJokeFriday
    #flachwitzFreitag

  7. There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.

    #badJokeFriday
    #flachwitzFreitag

  8. There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.

    #badJokeFriday
    #flachwitzFreitag

  9. Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.

    Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.

    So:

    Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?

    - Sir Rano.

  10. Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.

    Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.

    So:

    Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?

    - Sir Rano.

  11. Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.

    Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.

    So:

    Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?

    - Sir Rano.

  12. Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.

    Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.

    So:

    Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?

    - Sir Rano.

  13. Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.

    Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.

    So:

    Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?

    - Sir Rano.

  14. In other news:

    Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.

    #BadJokeFriday

  15. In other news:

    Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.

    #BadJokeFriday

  16. In other news:

    Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.

    #BadJokeFriday

  17. In other news:

    Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.

    #BadJokeFriday

  18. In other news:

    Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.

    #BadJokeFriday

  19. It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:

    Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/

    #BadJokeFriday #TerriblePunsAssemble #IllGetMyCoat

  20. It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:

    Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/

    #BadJokeFriday #TerriblePunsAssemble #IllGetMyCoat

  21. It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:

    Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/

    #BadJokeFriday #TerriblePunsAssemble #IllGetMyCoat

  22. It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:

    Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/

    #BadJokeFriday #TerriblePunsAssemble #IllGetMyCoat

  23. It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:

    Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/

    #BadJokeFriday #TerriblePunsAssemble #IllGetMyCoat

  24. @HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

    * No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

    ** Really don't. Blame me.

    #BadJokeFriday #MaryQueenOfScots

  25. @HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

    * No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

    ** Really don't. Blame me.

    #BadJokeFriday #MaryQueenOfScots

  26. @HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

    * No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

    ** Really don't. Blame me.

    #BadJokeFriday #MaryQueenOfScots

  27. @HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

    * No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

    ** Really don't. Blame me.

    #BadJokeFriday #MaryQueenOfScots

  28. @HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**

    * No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.

    ** Really don't. Blame me.

    #BadJokeFriday #MaryQueenOfScots

  29. Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?

    - En søllefon.

    Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.

    #BadJokeFriday #DanskerTrut

  30. Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?

    - En søllefon.

    Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.

    #BadJokeFriday #DanskerTrut

  31. Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?

    - En søllefon.

    Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.

    #BadJokeFriday #DanskerTrut

  32. Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?

    - En søllefon.

    Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.

    #BadJokeFriday #DanskerTrut

  33. Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?

    - En søllefon.

    Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.

    #BadJokeFriday #DanskerTrut

  34. Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?

    - She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllGetMeCoat

  35. Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?

    - She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllGetMeCoat

  36. Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?

    - She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllGetMeCoat

  37. Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?

    - She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllGetMeCoat

  38. Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?

    - She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllGetMeCoat

  39. Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?

    - Justin Bieber.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllSeeMyselfOut

  40. Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?

    - Justin Bieber.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllSeeMyselfOut

  41. Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?

    - Justin Bieber.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllSeeMyselfOut

  42. Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?

    - Justin Bieber.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllSeeMyselfOut

  43. Which pop singer does the most righteous drinking?

    - Justin Bieber.

    #BadJokeFriday

    #IllSeeMyselfOut

  44. The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:

    - Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"

    - ?

    - "Les-miss-a-rebel".

    And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.

    Any takers?

    Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.

    #Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)

  45. The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:

    - Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"

    - ?

    - "Les-miss-a-rebel".

    And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.

    Any takers?

    Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.

    #Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)

  46. The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:

    - Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"

    - ?

    - "Les-miss-a-rebel".

    And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.

    Any takers?

    Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.

    #Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)

  47. The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:

    - Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"

    - ?

    - "Les-miss-a-rebel".

    And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.

    Any takers?

    Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.

    #Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)

  48. The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:

    - Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"

    - ?

    - "Les-miss-a-rebel".

    And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.

    Any takers?

    Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.

    #Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)

  49. I am insufferable when I pontificate about British musicals.

    Or as they say ...

    The pain in splain comes mainly from the Dane.

    I'll see myself out.

    #BadJokeFriday #CameEarly

    #Splain #MyfairLady

  50. I am insufferable when I pontificate about British musicals.

    Or as they say ...

    The pain in splain comes mainly from the Dane.

    I'll see myself out.

    #BadJokeFriday #CameEarly

    #Splain #MyfairLady