#badjokefriday — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #badjokefriday, aggregated by home.social.
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Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.
I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
oh and the filesystem will be TheFS. -
Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.
I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
oh and the filesystem will be TheFS. -
Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.
I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
oh and the filesystem will be TheFS. -
Someday i will make a new unix like operating system. I will call it ThreeBSD.
I expect the user base to be small and accidental. Probably german speaking.
oh and the filesystem will be TheFS. -
There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.
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There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.
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There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.
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There is nothing worse than people who use units incorrectly. It really hertz.
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Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.
Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.
So:
Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?
- Sir Rano.
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Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.
Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.
So:
Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?
- Sir Rano.
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Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.
Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.
So:
Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?
- Sir Rano.
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Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.
Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.
So:
Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?
- Sir Rano.
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Ok, it's #BadJokeFriday and we need a series of sir-jokes to live with the woes of the world.
Most will be old, some will probably be new, none will be of any actual worth.
So:
Which knight of the round table was a bit of a ham?
- Sir Rano.
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Ah yes, there's a #genre there too, @tanyakaroli @MarieEBM
All about that phrase
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Ah yes, there's a #genre there too, @tanyakaroli @MarieEBM
All about that phrase
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Ah yes, there's a #genre there too, @tanyakaroli @MarieEBM
All about that phrase
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Ah yes, there's a #genre there too, @tanyakaroli @MarieEBM
All about that phrase
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Ah yes, there's a #genre there too, @tanyakaroli @MarieEBM
All about that phrase
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In other news:
Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.
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In other news:
Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.
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In other news:
Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.
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In other news:
Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.
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In other news:
Dim-witted knight faces criticism after trying to rescue damsel in de-stress from local wellness center.
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It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:
Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/
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It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:
Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/
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It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:
Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/
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It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:
Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/
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It's Bad Joke Friday, and here's today's submission:
Human Rights Watch worried about new demand that prisoners must wear mirrored sunglasses, hair gel, and dark three-piece suits indoors and outdoors during all daylight hours. ... (cont) 1/
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@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**
* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.
** Really don't. Blame me.
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@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**
* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.
** Really don't. Blame me.
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@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**
* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.
** Really don't. Blame me.
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@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**
* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.
** Really don't. Blame me.
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@HeatherMJ has ordered me* to have a more silly timeline. So here is a new series of really poor jokes that I came up with the other day. Blame Heather.**
* No she has not. I'm being deliberately obtuse claiming that.
** Really don't. Blame me.
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Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?
- En søllefon.
Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.
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Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?
- En søllefon.
Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.
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Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?
- En søllefon.
Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.
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Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?
- En søllefon.
Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.
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Hvad er verdens mest ynkelige instrument?
- En søllefon.
Ja, jeg har ventet i dagevis med den joke.
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Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?
- She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.
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Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?
- She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.
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Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?
- She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.
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Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?
- She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.
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Why did the necromancer's girl dump him?
- She discovered that he said the same thing to all the ghouls.
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The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:
- Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"
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- "Les-miss-a-rebel".
And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.
Any takers?
Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.
#Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)
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The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:
- Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"
- ?
- "Les-miss-a-rebel".
And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.
Any takers?
Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.
#Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)
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The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:
- Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"
- ?
- "Les-miss-a-rebel".
And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.
Any takers?
Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.
#Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)
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The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:
- Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"
- ?
- "Les-miss-a-rebel".
And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.
Any takers?
Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.
#Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)
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The Drum Kid just wrote me with this joke:
- Did you hear about the new stormtrooper musical?"
- ?
- "Les-miss-a-rebel".
And now we both feel like we need to see the poster for said musical.
Any takers?
Suggested tagline: The only musical with absolutely no hits.
#Musical #LesMiss #BadJokeFriday (came early)
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Upping this because it's #BadJokeFriday
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Upping this because it's #BadJokeFriday
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Upping this because it's #BadJokeFriday
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Upping this because it's #BadJokeFriday
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Upping this because it's #BadJokeFriday
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I am insufferable when I pontificate about British musicals.
Or as they say ...
The pain in splain comes mainly from the Dane.
I'll see myself out.
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I am insufferable when I pontificate about British musicals.
Or as they say ...
The pain in splain comes mainly from the Dane.
I'll see myself out.