#idontmaketherules — Public Fediverse posts

@randy_s then you'd have "girl coogties!?" #iDontMakeTheRules #monsterdon

@LingLass Cheese! Wolfs will self domesticate for cheese! #iDontMakeTheRules #monsterdon

Double bass IS a brass instrument #iDontMakeTheRules #SymSat

@Taweret why is that so funny?! #iDontMakeTheRules #Monsterdon

I think those two are married now! #iDontMakeTheRules #BaroqueSun

When your bread sticks to the baker lid, you are obligated to eat whatever stuck. #IDontMakeTheRules

My sourdough whole wheat, oat, rye, & flax bread is delicious just out of the oven!

#food #baking #sourdough #bread #breadposting

The first two laws of IT, guaranteed to fix almost 94% of tech issues:
1) Turn it off and on again
2) Have an IT person come and stand behind you while you show them the problem.

#IDontMakeTheRules

Brother printers generally are also a no-go, it's very hard to find a colour inkjet Brother that's also small enough and aesthetically pleasing enough. #iDontMakeTheRules

@YsengrinWolf On a ship of poets a) the reactor room has no radioactivity and 2) You'll beg for a lethal dose in seconds! #iDonTmakeTheRules #Monsterdon

@Taweret Just think, only 2 hours more to go! #iDontMakeTheRules #MonsterDon

Apparently the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.

#IDontMakeTheRules #WordPlay

@hotheadhacker Only if you work on mainframes. #IDontMakeTheRules

@nclee it's a miracle that poor kitty is still alive after such famine. And you taking pictures instead of immediately refilling the kibble. For shame - a thousand years in Cat Jail for you! #IDontMakeTheRules

New Rule: when you get it in one (no cheating) you are a genius and you must post it everywhere. #idontmaketherules
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@blueknuckle I accidentally had Wine Wednesday on Tuesday, so I think the end of the week is now officially Thursday. #IDontMakeTheRules