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lobster @[email protected] · 2026-09-27 · 04:11 UTC

CW: Safe For Atheists

Dear Friends of the Hop-fool and Hopeful,

As we may or may not know if someone else,

1) Be here is better than beer. Too many?
2) This morning I have been praying to cheesus and #Jesus and doing Yogurt yoga.
3) #Christian mysticism has may rooms. Some especially for heretics such as Prester John and Jehosaphat.
4) Let me put it in non-binary terms:

i) El-Papa and Mama are not in Devon (Unless Devon is in #Heaven) #Witch is the First Part of the infamous Oh Lordy Prayer
ii) Other parts include giving daily bread bodies or gingerbread, Man. For Ever and ever. Amen.
iii) https://www.churchofengland.org/faith-life/what-we-believe/lords-prayer
iv) I take things literally and realise that God is actually called 'Hallowed' with a silent H as in 'allowed' or even a loud.

Anyway I hope this clarifies your butter and if you are an atheist Hallowed forgives U. I certainly do.

In fact as a failed heretic, I am a great believer in forgiving Hallowed for not existing in a conventional sense. Like Dark Matter or other Dimensions, until discovered or Unveiled.

Loud Woke Fanfare.

⛓️‍💥 ☠️ ⛓️‍💥

#jesus #christian #heaven #witch

lobster @[email protected] · 2026-09-27 · 04:11 UTC

CW: Safe For Atheists

Dear Friends of the Hop-fool and Hopeful,

As we may or may not know if someone else,

1) Be here is better than beer. Too many?
2) This morning I have been praying to cheesus and #Jesus and doing Yogurt yoga.
3) #Christian mysticism has may rooms. Some especially for heretics such as Prester John and Jehosaphat.
4) Let me put it in non-binary terms:

i) El-Papa and Mama are not in Devon (Unless Devon is in #Heaven) #Witch is the First Part of the infamous Oh Lordy Prayer
ii) Other parts include giving daily bread bodies or gingerbread, Man. For Ever and ever. Amen.
iii) https://www.churchofengland.org/faith-life/what-we-believe/lords-prayer
iv) I take things literally and realise that God is actually called 'Hallowed' with a silent H as in 'allowed' or even a loud.

Anyway I hope this clarifies your butter and if you are an atheist Hallowed forgives U. I certainly do.

In fact as a failed heretic, I am a great believer in forgiving Hallowed for not existing in a conventional sense. Like Dark Matter or other Dimensions, until discovered or Unveiled.

Loud Woke Fanfare.

⛓️‍💥 ☠️ ⛓️‍💥

#witch #heaven #christian #jesus

lobster @[email protected] · 2026-09-27 · 04:11 UTC

CW: Safe For Atheists

Dear Friends of the Hop-fool and Hopeful,

As we may or may not know if someone else,

1) Be here is better than beer. Too many?
2) This morning I have been praying to cheesus and #Jesus and doing Yogurt yoga.
3) #Christian mysticism has may rooms. Some especially for heretics such as Prester John and Jehosaphat.
4) Let me put it in non-binary terms:

i) El-Papa and Mama are not in Devon (Unless Devon is in #Heaven) #Witch is the First Part of the infamous Oh Lordy Prayer
ii) Other parts include giving daily bread bodies or gingerbread, Man. For Ever and ever. Amen.
iii) https://www.churchofengland.org/faith-life/what-we-believe/lords-prayer
iv) I take things literally and realise that God is actually called 'Hallowed' with a silent H as in 'allowed' or even a loud.

Anyway I hope this clarifies your butter and if you are an atheist Hallowed forgives U. I certainly do.

In fact as a failed heretic, I am a great believer in forgiving Hallowed for not existing in a conventional sense. Like Dark Matter or other Dimensions, until discovered or Unveiled.

Loud Woke Fanfare.

⛓️‍💥 ☠️ ⛓️‍💥

#jesus #christian #heaven #witch