#glitchinthematrix — Public Fediverse posts

I bought a package of 6 bagels. I distinctly remember eating 2 of them. Today there are 5 in the package.

I've double counted, and I confirmed that the package indicates that it only contained 6 bagels.

THE SIMULATION IS FAILING

#glitchInTheMatrix

Litch In The Matrix, much more interesting than "#GlitchInTheMatrix"

‘Million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten’ - Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites.

Almost. These are the last two OTP codes I’ve gotten for things in the last 12 hours. Sooo close.

#GlitchInTheMatrix

Me, watching the company prioritize shiny features over fixing data leaks, security and long term issues:
Fascinating. It's like watching a toddler juggle chainsaws and somehow not die.
Why are companies always so lucky to survive?

Engineers: Please "NO" more often. Tech is the foundation. Your strategy, goal, value and impact is at first technology not product or customers. You are not hired for being a product manager with code skills.

#Infosec #DevLife #GlitchInTheMatrix #coding #engineering #programming

@dolari

That makes 3 times today alone and more this week that “a glitch in the matrix” has crossed past my eye holes.

Earlier, a lid on a container which had something the wind could blow away, appeared both on and off the container at the same time until I moved around it. When I went back again it was fine.

#GlitchInTheMatrix

Who likes scary true stories?

https://medium.com/@mikesmale/the-shadow-over-salem-101de37f7847

#Paranormal #Weird #Ghosts #GhostStories #GlitchInTheMatrix #TrueStory

#glitchinthematrix how

Err … 🤨

As seen in a duty free shop at Delhi Airport earlier today 🇮🇳

No, me neither 😬✌️

#GlitchInTheMatrix

Anyone else getting "The skill linked ... is not enabled..." when asking #Alexa to turn a light or off this morning?
[edit]I had to relink my Smart devices to my Alexa account and now working again #GlitchInTheMatrix

two cool links

#GlitchInTheMatrix #Art
https://boingboing.net/2023/09/04/in-the-gallery-of-glitches-failure-is-the-source-of-beauty.html

#Copyright #StupidCorporationTricjs #AutomatedDMCA #Vintage #Ads
https://boingboing.net/2023/09/04/tv-museum-youtube-channel-hosting-ancient-ads-threatened-by-sony-takedowns.html

Reality seems to be broken here in the Lakes... #LakeDistrict #GlitchInTheMatrix

@jgamet @gerard_hondebrink We got that too, @spsheridan selected the “remind me later” option and in the middle of lunch it auto-updated. #GlitchInTheMatrix

Okay, that was weird. I know I'm a bit face blind, but I could swear I've just had two sets of packages delivered by the same guy … in two different vans … within five minutes. #GlitchInTheMatrix

So... I couldn't find my dive computer while packing. Re-searched all the places it could be, no luck. The rest of the fam were elsewhere or out. I resigned myself to having to rent one this weekend. I sat on my bed to try on my fins... and it was on my nightstand. Which I keep pretty clear, and cleaned off the weekend before last.
anti-gremlins? angels? time travellers? simulation theory? you tell me. #glitchinthematrix

@MartinGuayOTT Wait???

You're gay ??

#dejavu #glitchinthematrix

Ah I found my earlier search on my phone from Tuesday morning
Knew I wasn't making it up and clicking on the time took you to the Vue site to buy the ticket. No IMAX options, why I didn't buy one.
#glitchinthematrix
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