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  1. So… wait…

    “Recipes” means “meal creation code” and not “food meme”??!

    I’ve been using that word all wrong for years!!

    #FunnyRecipes

  2. I made a Caesar Salad.

    Well, I made a regular salad, then stabbed it twenty-three times.

    Follow me for more recipes.

    #FunnyRecipes

  3. The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts.

    After they've eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you've never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.

    #FunnyRecipes

  4. Just binged a couple of seasons of MasterChef and realised I need to up my game.

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    #FunnyRecipes

  5. Dominoes Pizza

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    #FunnyRecipes