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My #trachea and my #esophagus are having a competition over which can be the most irritated, and I’m like guys, come on, you can just be a little bit irritated, you don’t need to work so hard

Rogaine Rogan

Joe Rogan is a famous podcaster. You may not be aware of the fact that people are attracted to their own names or very similar names. For instance Lawrences often become lawyers and Dennises often become dentists. So that’s why I call him Rogaine Rogan for his attraction to the pharmaceutical that is supposed to grow hair.

But wait you might say. Joe Rogan sports a bald head at most times. Surely he of all people would be anti Rogaine, if anything.

Maybe, but the call of Rogaine crept into his consciousness over time. He thought about adding it to his chest and legs to see how thick he could make those hairs in those parts of his body. Then he thought he might make it stylish to have a hairy back by using Rogaine there. He has just enough influence this just might become popular for awhile. But then he realized it would inevitably go out of style and he would be stuck shaving his back for the rest of his life. And he can’t reach there by himself.

So Joe decided to have a secret place where he let his hair grow – his esophagus. With this idea becoming firmly entrenched in his brain he began to chug bottles of Rogaine.

As the hair grew it slowly dawned on Joe that some of his food was getting trapped in the hair and not making it to his stomach. Of course he didn’t want to starve to death so he came up with the plan that he would have to shave it.

He tried using manual razors on a string. But this barely cut any hair because there was no leverage. It was time for him to think outside the box.

Acting quickly, with his stomach grumbling all the time, he enrolled in sword swallowing lessons. This poked the food down into his stomach and now he had hope.

But really his plan all along was to use a sword with a sharp blade. Once he inserted it, with his head up and his back straight, it could be slowly rotated to shave his interior esophagus. He would have to rotate that sword a full 360 degrees while inside him.

This was successful for Joe and now he easily does his sword swallowing shave once weekly.

So now Joe is happy and still is attracted to his name. So he watches anything that Seth Rogen has ever been associated with.

#Dennis #dentist #doA360ForFullShave #esophagus #foodTrapped #hairyBack_ #JoeRogan #JoeRoganIsBald #Lawrence #lawyer #manualRazorsOnString #podcasting #Rogaine #Rogan #Rogen #SethRogen #starveToDeath #swordSwallowing

Rogaine Rogan

Joe Rogan is a famous podcaster. You may not be aware of the fact that people are attracted to their own names or very similar names. For instance Lawrences often become lawyers and Dennises often become dentists. So that’s why I call him Rogaine Rogan for his attraction to the pharmaceutical that is supposed to grow hair.

But wait you might say. Joe Rogan sports a bald head at most times. Surely he of all people would be anti Rogaine, if anything.

Maybe, but the call of Rogaine crept into his consciousness over time. He thought about adding it to his chest and legs to see how thick he could make those hairs in those parts of his body. Then he thought he might make it stylish to have a hairy back by using Rogaine there. He has just enough influence this just might become popular for awhile. But then he realized it would inevitably go out of style and he would be stuck shaving his back for the rest of his life. And he can’t reach there by himself.

So Joe decided to have a secret place where he let his hair grow – his esophagus. With this idea becoming firmly entrenched in his brain he began to chug bottles of Rogaine.

As the hair grew it slowly dawned on Joe that some of his food was getting trapped in the hair and not making it to his stomach. Of course he didn’t want to starve to death so he came up with the plan that he would have to shave it.

He tried using manual razors on a string. But this barely cut any hair because there was no leverage. It was time for him to think outside the box.

Acting quickly, with his stomach grumbling all the time, he enrolled in sword swallowing lessons. This poked the food down into his stomach and now he had hope.

But really his plan all along was to use a sword with a sharp blade. Once he inserted it, with his head up and his back straight, it could be slowly rotated to shave his interior esophagus. He would have to rotate that sword a full 360 degrees while inside him.

This was successful for Joe and now he easily does his sword swallowing shave once weekly.

So now Joe is happy and still is attracted to his name. So he watches anything that Seth Rogen has ever been associated with.

#Dennis #dentist #doA360ForFullShave #esophagus #foodTrapped #hairyBack_ #JoeRogan #JoeRoganIsBald #Lawrence #lawyer #manualRazorsOnString #podcasting #Rogaine #Rogan #Rogen #SethRogen #starveToDeath #swordSwallowing

Rogaine Rogan

Joe Rogan is a famous podcaster. You may not be aware of the fact that people are attracted to their own names or very similar names. For instance Lawrences often become lawyers and Dennises often become dentists. So that’s why I call him Rogaine Rogan for his attraction to the pharmaceutical that is supposed to grow hair.

But wait you might say. Joe Rogan sports a bald head at most times. Surely he of all people would be anti Rogaine, if anything.

Maybe, but the call of Rogaine crept into his consciousness over time. He thought about adding it to his chest and legs to see how thick he could make those hairs in those parts of his body. Then he thought he might make it stylish to have a hairy back by using Rogaine there. He has just enough influence this just might become popular for awhile. But then he realized it would inevitably go out of style and he would be stuck shaving his back for the rest of his life. And he can’t reach there by himself.

So Joe decided to have a secret place where he let his hair grow – his esophagus. With this idea becoming firmly entrenched in his brain he began to chug bottles of Rogaine.

As the hair grew it slowly dawned on Joe that some of his food was getting trapped in the hair and not making it to his stomach. Of course he didn’t want to starve to death so he came up with the plan that he would have to shave it.

He tried using manual razors on a string. But this barely cut any hair because there was no leverage. It was time for him to think outside the box.

Acting quickly, with his stomach grumbling all the time, he enrolled in sword swallowing lessons. This poked the food down into his stomach and now he had hope.

But really his plan all along was to use a sword with a sharp blade. Once he inserted it, with his head up and his back straight, it could be slowly rotated to shave his interior esophagus. He would have to rotate that sword a full 360 degrees while inside him.

This was successful for Joe and now he easily does his sword swallowing shave once weekly.

So now Joe is happy and still is attracted to his name. So he watches anything that Seth Rogen has ever been associated with.

#Dennis #dentist #doA360ForFullShave #esophagus #foodTrapped #hairyBack_ #JoeRogan #JoeRoganIsBald #Lawrence #lawyer #manualRazorsOnString #podcasting #Rogaine #Rogan #Rogen #SethRogen #starveToDeath #swordSwallowing

Embarking on a bold new adventure!

I've had stomach issues most of my adult life, only recently have I been aware of reflux symptoms. It may explain a lot of symptoms and I'm trying a 28-day diet to see if it helps.

Is anyone else familiar with acid reflux?

https://www.amazon.com/Acid-Watcher-Diet-Prevention-Healing/dp/1101905581

#acidreflux #health #gerd #DigestiveIllnesses #DigestiveTract #Esophagus #heartburn #healthyliving #gastroenterology #gastricproblem

Study: Drinking cola might not dislodge that food stuck in your throat after all - Enlarge / An ice-cold glass of cola is undoubtedly refreshing, but it p... - https://arstechnica.com/?p=1989936 #esophagealfoodblockage #gastroenterology #humananatomy #endoscopy #esophagus #medicine #science #biology

Congratulation to our @drexelmcbg students - Jasmine Peake PhD (graduated) and Kalisse Horne - also to John Gilligan and our lab mom Chiaki Noguchi for publishing a nice paper in Cell Cycle - officially printed 🎉 🥳 🤩

It’s about alcohol and its effects on esophagus cancer, but I still drink 🍺 😐 I should reduce my alcohol consumption 🤔

#Alcohol #Acetaldehyde #Beer #Cancer #Esophagus

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/15384101.2023.2261740