#dbos — Public Fediverse posts

🚀 #Postgres LISTEN/NOTIFY "scales" like your favorite shopping cart app on Black Friday—if you squint hard enough. 🤔 Apparently, #DBOS is here to save the day with more buzzwords than a tech startup's mission statement. Meanwhile, the real star is Mike Stonebraker, who's probably rolling his eyes at this circus of acronyms and "durable" libraries. 🎪
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/postgres-listen-notify-scalability #LISTEN #NOTIFY #MikeStonebraker #TechBuzzwords #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Hold your horses, Stonebraker! Apparently, we've been sitting on a goldmine of #superpowers by simply *co-locating* our workflow state with data. Because, you know, juggling transactions across distributed systems is obviously child's play 😆. #DBOS sounds like the latest superhero team-up, just without the action or excitement. 🤦‍♂️
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/co-locating-workflow-state-with-your-data #co-location #distributed-systems #workflow-state #tech-humor #HackerNews #ngated

Does Postgres scale? 🤔 Spoiler alert: if you need a "DBOS ConductorControl plane," the answer is probably "no." 😂 Meanwhile, 40K #workflows per second sounds impressive until you realize it's mostly #buzzwords and wishful thinking. 🛠️🚀
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/benchmarking-workflow-execution-scalability-on-postgres #PostgresScaling #DBOS #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🐍🔧 Apparently, Python's #async is less of a wild, unpredictable animal and more of a well-trained puppy, making #determinism sound as exciting as watching paint dry. 🎨 The article takes us on a thrilling tour of DBOS—because who doesn't love a good acronym?—filled with more jargon than a tech conference bingo card. 🎱✨
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/async-python-is-secretly-deterministic #Python #DBOS #TechJargon #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Oh, look! Another groundbreaking tutorial on how to reinvent #the #wheel in #Golang, because existing durable execution #solutions just weren't #convoluted enough. 🤦‍♂️ Dive into the #DBOS universe where #buzzwords reign supreme and practical usability takes a backseat to verbose documentation. 📚✨
https://www.dbos.dev/blog/how-we-built-golang-native-durable-execution #Tutorials #Reinventing #HackerNews #ngated

Dbos: Durable Workflow Orchestration with Go and PostgreSQL

https://github.com/dbos-inc/dbos-transact-golang

#HackerNews #Dbos #Durable #Workflow #Orchestration #Go #PostgreSQL #OpenSource #Database

I solved a distributed queue problem after 15 years – DBOS

https://www.dbos.dev/blog/durable-queues

#HackerNews #distributedqueues #DBOS #problem-solving #techinnovation #softwareengineering #15years

The New Three-Tier Application

https://www.dbos.dev/blog/new-three-tier-application

#HackerNews #ThreeTierApplication #NewTech #Development #SoftwareArchitecture #DBOS #Blog

It was bound to happen. I'm now looking more deeply in what could be possible for a #database #os. 😅 Discovered recently the work on #dbos and now I got some reading to do. 😎

https://dbos-project.github.io/

#DBOS #MikeStonebraker #Postgres

https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/12/new-startup-from-postgres-creator-puts-the-database-at-heart-of-software-stack/

Turing laureate Michael Stonebraker's exciting talk on developments in the DBOS world.
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#DBOS #operatingSystems #technology #CSAIL #MIT #CambridgeMA #Boston

#DBOS: A #DBMS-oriented #Operating System

https://vldb.org/pvldb/vol15/p21-skiadopoulos.pdf