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  1. This week is the first time I've had the house to myself in years. What am I supposed to do with all this free time I'm no longer spending turning lights and ceiling fans off?

    #dadproblems

  2. This week is the first time I've had the house to myself in years. What am I supposed to do with all this free time I'm no longer spending turning lights and ceiling fans off?

    #dadproblems

  3. This week is the first time I've had the house to myself in years. What am I supposed to do with all this free time I'm no longer spending turning lights and ceiling fans off?

  4. I bought #Astroneer and can't play. Can't move, it's very unnatural controls after minecraft, always disabling random things on desktop and move items in game instead of walking around.
    #dadProblems as #dadJokes

  5. I bought #Astroneer and can't play. Can't move, it's very unnatural controls after minecraft, always disabling random things on desktop and move items in game instead of walking around.
    #dadProblems as #dadJokes

  6. I bought #Astroneer and can't play. Can't move, it's very unnatural controls after minecraft, always disabling random things on desktop and move items in game instead of walking around.
    #dadProblems as #dadJokes

  7. I bought #Astroneer and can't play. Can't move, it's very unnatural controls after minecraft, always disabling random things on desktop and move items in game instead of walking around.
    #dadProblems as #dadJokes

  8. I bought #Astroneer and can't play. Can't move, it's very unnatural controls after minecraft, always disabling random things on desktop and move items in game instead of walking around.
    #dadProblems as #dadJokes

  9. I think I have to take Zofran before water slides….

    #DadProblems

  10. I think I have to take Zofran before water slides….

    #DadProblems

  11. I think I have to take Zofran before water slides….

    #DadProblems

  12. I think I have to take Zofran before water slides….

    #DadProblems

  13. I think I have to take Zofran before water slides….

    #DadProblems

  14. just watched 12 ANGRY MEN for the first time. predictable and wonderful—an unexpectedly stirring defense of humility and democracy. afterward, talked briefly w/my son about the postwar liberal consensus. another day, another hopefully-not-a-lecture. #dadproblems #waxflix

  15. just watched 12 ANGRY MEN for the first time. predictable and wonderful—an unexpectedly stirring defense of humility and democracy. afterward, talked briefly w/my son about the postwar liberal consensus. another day, another hopefully-not-a-lecture. #dadproblems #waxflix

  16. just watched 12 ANGRY MEN for the first time. predictable and wonderful—an unexpectedly stirring defense of humility and democracy. afterward, talked briefly w/my son about the postwar liberal consensus. another day, another hopefully-not-a-lecture. #dadproblems #waxflix

  17. When you go to clean your car for selling it, you realise just what a swirling vortex of entropy, filth and destruction your kids truly are...

  18. When you go to clean your car for selling it, you realise just what a swirling vortex of entropy, filth and destruction your kids truly are...

    #parenting #motoring #cleaning #cars #filth #dadproblems #ihatesanditscoarseandroughandiritatinganditgetseverywhere

  19. When you go to clean your car for selling it, you realise just what a swirling vortex of entropy, filth and destruction your kids truly are...

    #parenting #motoring #cleaning #cars #filth #dadproblems #ihatesanditscoarseandroughandiritatinganditgetseverywhere

  20. When you go to clean your car for selling it, you realise just what a swirling vortex of entropy, filth and destruction your kids truly are...

    #parenting #motoring #cleaning #cars #filth #dadproblems #ihatesanditscoarseandroughandiritatinganditgetseverywhere

  21. I went on a Starbucks run earlier. In the brief time I was out, the TV lost wifi connection while not in use and the dishwasher started leaking.

  22. I went on a Starbucks run earlier. In the brief time I was out, the TV lost wifi connection while not in use and the dishwasher started leaking.

    #DadProblems

  23. I went on a Starbucks run earlier. In the brief time I was out, the TV lost wifi connection while not in use and the dishwasher started leaking.

    #DadProblems

  24. I went on a Starbucks run earlier. In the brief time I was out, the TV lost wifi connection while not in use and the dishwasher started leaking.

    #DadProblems

  25. I tend to lose things that I haven't developed a habit of using/storing etc. I inherited airpods last Christmas when the kids got new ones.. and quickly forgot about them somewhere. Last night I discovered them in a backpack. Yay. Now how do I work these things again?
    #DadPods #DadProblems #Old #Tech

  26. I tend to lose things that I haven't developed a habit of using/storing etc. I inherited airpods last Christmas when the kids got new ones.. and quickly forgot about them somewhere. Last night I discovered them in a backpack. Yay. Now how do I work these things again?
    #DadPods #DadProblems #Old #Tech

  27. I tend to lose things that I haven't developed a habit of using/storing etc. I inherited airpods last Christmas when the kids got new ones.. and quickly forgot about them somewhere. Last night I discovered them in a backpack. Yay. Now how do I work these things again?
    #DadPods #DadProblems #Old #Tech

  28. I tend to lose things that I haven't developed a habit of using/storing etc. I inherited airpods last Christmas when the kids got new ones.. and quickly forgot about them somewhere. Last night I discovered them in a backpack. Yay. Now how do I work these things again?
    #DadPods #DadProblems #Old #Tech

  29. I tend to lose things that I haven't developed a habit of using/storing etc. I inherited airpods last Christmas when the kids got new ones.. and quickly forgot about them somewhere. Last night I discovered them in a backpack. Yay. Now how do I work these things again?
    #DadPods #DadProblems #Old #Tech

  30. Hello, friends.

    I'm trying to persuade my 14 year-old daughter that I am not a hopelessly antiquated social malcontent, who should have no other role in life than driving her from place to place, while turning over the Apple CarPlay controls to her superior tastes.

    Can you please boost and help me get to 9,999,999 followers?

    #DadProblems

  31. Hello, friends.

    I'm trying to persuade my 14 year-old daughter that I am not a hopelessly antiquated social malcontent, who should have no other role in life than driving her from place to place, while turning over the Apple CarPlay controls to her superior tastes.

    Can you please boost and help me get to 9,999,999 followers?

    #DadProblems

  32. Hello, friends.

    I'm trying to persuade my 14 year-old daughter that I am not a hopelessly antiquated social malcontent, who should have no other role in life than driving her from place to place, while turning over the Apple CarPlay controls to her superior tastes.

    Can you please boost and help me get to 9,999,999 followers?

    #DadProblems

  33. Hello, friends.

    I'm trying to persuade my 14 year-old daughter that I am not a hopelessly antiquated social malcontent, who should have no other role in life than driving her from place to place, while turning over the Apple CarPlay controls to her superior tastes.

    Can you please boost and help me get to 9,999,999 followers?

    #DadProblems

  34. Hello, friends.

    I'm trying to persuade my 14 year-old daughter that I am not a hopelessly antiquated social malcontent, who should have no other role in life than driving her from place to place, while turning over the Apple CarPlay controls to her superior tastes.

    Can you please boost and help me get to 9,999,999 followers?

    #DadProblems

  35. Five months into testosterone and here I am, standing in the front yard, giving myself tsuris over the brown edges on the lawn next to the walkway, where I can't quite water because the water just runs away.

    Oy vey, it works!

    #DadProblems

  36. #Lakers v Warriors and #LAFC v Phila happening around the same time. Let's see if I can "borrow" my living room tv from my kid so I don't have to watch on the computer 😄. #DadProblems

  37. #Lakers v Warriors and #LAFC v Phila happening around the same time. Let's see if I can "borrow" my living room tv from my kid so I don't have to watch on the computer 😄. #DadProblems

  38. #Lakers v Warriors and #LAFC v Phila happening around the same time. Let's see if I can "borrow" my living room tv from my kid so I don't have to watch on the computer 😄. #DadProblems

  39. #Lakers v Warriors and #LAFC v Phila happening around the same time. Let's see if I can "borrow" my living room tv from my kid so I don't have to watch on the computer 😄. #DadProblems

  40. #Lakers v Warriors and #LAFC v Phila happening around the same time. Let's see if I can "borrow" my living room tv from my kid so I don't have to watch on the computer 😄. #DadProblems

  41. @marcrisby Same thing happens in my house, "checkout this cool set of tiny screwdrivers!". All I get are blank stares. 🙁
    #DadProblems

  42. @marcrisby Same thing happens in my house, "checkout this cool set of tiny screwdrivers!". All I get are blank stares. 🙁
    #DadProblems

  43. @marcrisby Same thing happens in my house, "checkout this cool set of tiny screwdrivers!". All I get are blank stares. 🙁
    #DadProblems

  44. Dudes! She's FOUR! I'm still getting kicked in the nuts... does it ever end??? 😭 😭 😭
    #Parenting #DadProblems #Kids

  45. Dudes! She's FOUR! I'm still getting kicked in the nuts... does it ever end??? 😭 😭 😭
    #Parenting #DadProblems #Kids

  46. Dudes! She's FOUR! I'm still getting kicked in the nuts... does it ever end??? 😭 😭 😭
    #Parenting #DadProblems #Kids

  47. Dudes! She's FOUR! I'm still getting kicked in the nuts... does it ever end??? 😭 😭 😭
    #Parenting #DadProblems #Kids