#dad-joke — Public Fediverse posts

My Dad is Dracula (and Got Swole) 💪 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

🚧 Caution: Dad Joke

Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.

#DadJoke

My Dad is Dracula (and Networking) 🤝 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

Why do we say "I sent someone on Mastodon a compliment" and not "I have a sweet toot"?

#badPun #badPuns #dadJoke #dadJokes #antiJoke

Parents have supervision! And dad comes to the rescue. And lastly my kids are very helpful.
#dadjoke #meme #dad #dadlife #funny

My Dad is Dracula (and an Emerging Topiarist) 🌳 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

Went out for Italian last night and had pasta carburetor—it gave me gas.
#DadJoke

Und was, wenn Ri nicht Party will? Muss Ri trotzdem?
#dadjoke

My Dad is Dracula (and an Old 3.5 Inch Floppy Disk) 💾 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

Your ears are so dirty you could grow potatoes in them.

That would be irritating 😄

#Groan #DadJoke