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  1. The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport

  2. The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport

  3. The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport

  4. The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport

  5. The biggest issue I have when I do digital support for anyone is that they DON'T READ their messages - they blindly bumble through their emails clicking all the links. #groan #talesfromtechsupport

  6. Do me a favour. If you have to include someone in emails you send. Don't start having purile chit chat that fills up that individual's inbox with your verbal diarrhoea. #Groan

  7. Do me a favour. If you have to include someone in emails you send. Don't start having purile chit chat that fills up that individual's inbox with your verbal diarrhoea. #Groan

  8. Do me a favour. If you have to include someone in emails you send. Don't start having purile chit chat that fills up that individual's inbox with your verbal diarrhoea. #Groan

  9. Do me a favour. If you have to include someone in emails you send. Don't start having purile chit chat that fills up that individual's inbox with your verbal diarrhoea. #Groan

  10. Do me a favour. If you have to include someone in emails you send. Don't start having purile chit chat that fills up that individual's inbox with your verbal diarrhoea. #Groan

  11. North: GROAN

    The mare lies awake
    the #groan of wood above us
    spring storms on this night

    South: COLT

    warm sun on the field
    I watch the new #colt run wild
    alongside mother

    #dailyhaikuprompt #writing #haiku #poetry #writingcommunity

  12. North: GROAN

    The mare lies awake
    the #groan of wood above us
    spring storms on this night

    South: COLT

    warm sun on the field
    I watch the new #colt run wild
    alongside mother

    #dailyhaikuprompt #writing #haiku #poetry #writingcommunity

  13. North: GROAN

    The mare lies awake
    the #groan of wood above us
    spring storms on this night

    South: COLT

    warm sun on the field
    I watch the new #colt run wild
    alongside mother

    #dailyhaikuprompt #writing #haiku #poetry #writingcommunity

  14. North: GROAN

    The mare lies awake
    the #groan of wood above us
    spring storms on this night

    South: COLT

    warm sun on the field
    I watch the new #colt run wild
    alongside mother

    #dailyhaikuprompt #writing #haiku #poetry #writingcommunity

  15. Sometimes my camera phone is amazing. At other times, it pixellates like nobody’s business. #groan

  16. Sometimes my camera phone is amazing. At other times, it pixellates like nobody’s business. #groan

  17. Sometimes my camera phone is amazing. At other times, it pixellates like nobody’s business. #groan

  18. Sometimes my camera phone is amazing. At other times, it pixellates like nobody’s business. #groan

  19. Sometimes my camera phone is amazing. At other times, it pixellates like nobody’s business. #groan

  20. "If you are new to this 'DIY Basics' course, please pick up a screwdriver. This is not a drill..."

    #DadJokes #Groan

  21. "If you are new to this 'DIY Basics' course, please pick up a screwdriver. This is not a drill..."

    #DadJokes #Groan

  22. "If you are new to this 'DIY Basics' course, please pick up a screwdriver. This is not a drill..."

    #DadJokes #Groan

  23. "If you are new to this 'DIY Basics' course, please pick up a screwdriver. This is not a drill..."

    #DadJokes #Groan

  24. "If you are new to this 'DIY Basics' course, please pick up a screwdriver. This is not a drill..."

    #DadJokes #Groan

  25. CW: Vore

    A reminder that I am open for commissions.

    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs

    #vore #belly #gurgle #groan #imprints #pred #prey
    #strawbat #art #commissions #open

  26. CW: Vore

    A reminder that I am open for commissions.

    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs

    #vore #belly #gurgle #groan #imprints #pred #prey
    #strawbat #art #commissions #open

  27. CW: Vore

    A reminder that I am open for commissions.

    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs
    strawbat.fillout.com/reqs

    #vore #belly #gurgle #groan #imprints #pred #prey
    #strawbat #art #commissions #open

  28. CW: vore

    #Vore #belly #gurgle #groan #imprints #pred #prey #strawbat #art
    Commission for @stummies.bsky.social‬!
    Akira the dragon works hard as a bar (dragon) man, but sometimes his patrons dont pay their tab or give him a hard time. So naturally he accepts alternative payment.

  29. CW: vore

    #Vore #belly #gurgle #groan #imprints #pred #prey #strawbat #art
    Commission for @stummies.bsky.social‬!
    Akira the dragon works hard as a bar (dragon) man, but sometimes his patrons dont pay their tab or give him a hard time. So naturally he accepts alternative payment.

  30. CW: vore

    #Vore #belly #gurgle #groan #imprints #pred #prey #strawbat #art
    Commission for @stummies.bsky.social‬!
    Akira the dragon works hard as a bar (dragon) man, but sometimes his patrons dont pay their tab or give him a hard time. So naturally he accepts alternative payment.

  31. This is a beautiful bit of prose talking a bit about the state of Western cinematic art.

    (from the description of Best of The Worst: Plinketto #12 by Red Letter Media (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGki5Lr_ISw).)

    As the age of movies draws to a close, the boys at RLM are happy to have a very large collection of trash films that have been produced and released in the decades past. Films made by weird independent studios, cheapskate con-artists, and legit insane people. Exploitation films, movies with confusing plots, weird filmmaker visions that make no sense, embarrassing performances, terrible films made for the sole purpose so a perverted old man can open-mouth kiss an uncomfortable and disgusted young woman, awful discount and often reused visual FX, and some of the world’s ugliest people. Needless to say, unless you’re Donald Farmer, they don’t make them like they used to. Films today are made by Studios, Netflix, Amazon, etc and undergo a rigorous procedural vetting process. Algorithm compliance, plot beats calculated by computers to maximum engagement statistical sever product farming, actors and actresses that are “comfortable” and “safe” on set (if there is a set). Committees of lawyers, writers, producers and input content analytical engineers who have MBA and degrees from MIT to computer calculate the ultimate streaming product that will provide maximum efficiency for the data and number crunchers to release and stream said products to shareholder satisfaction.

    Thankfully, time has not eroded away our VHS and DVDs that showcase a magical time when artists took risks. Made a movie based on a singular weird idea that wasn’t tested before a focus group. These movies are real, raw, and disturbing, but often magical. When we pop a tape in or a DVD we never really know what’s going to happen. I’m glad you are all here to join us on this seemingly never-ending adventure into 1s and 0s and magnetic tape stock to discover what humans have created before the dark times. Before the Empire.

    Also Rich Evans is now wearing a toupee. Now THAT’S embarrassing.

    #artisdead #baldies #consolidation #corpos #designbycommittee #groan #hrisintheroom #movies #murikanpuritans #pearlclutching #prigs #puritans #redlettermedia #rlm #sigh #suits