#cvqcon2022 — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #cvqcon2022, aggregated by home.social.
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We are pleased at the turnout for #CVQDC 2023, so very exciting!
Reminder to avoid the lobster pit, as it overlaps with #CVQCon2022, and the Purple Room, which is owned by #CVQCon2023, unless you have tickets for those events. Visiting the men's restrooms on Floor 5 is also not recommended, as doing so will send you directly into #CVQCon2024, and god help you then.
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Can you believe the lines for the exit at #CVQCon2022? I only made it out of the building just now... Also, what is up with the colour of the sky outside?
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Double-checking our instance disaster recovery procedure by spot-checking the database backups and was delighted to run across this #CVQCon2022 post from 2025: https://social.sitedethib.com/@Claire/109162056592908228
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CW: Social media, tiny violin
@Ciaraioch I think you might need to attend #CVQCon2022, I here it's still going and the lobsters have barricaded the doors.
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Will #JohnMastodon please come claim his impossible container in the Klein "Room"? We don't mind holding onto it, but it is beginning to vibrate rather aggressively and we aren't sure how to deal with it. #CVQCon2022
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Please avoid corridor N-22-B as widely as you can; this area is connected to West Yorkshire, and the "goatknights" occasionally stumble into convention grounds. #CVQCon2022
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As a bonus, to all customers affected by the incidents at #cvqcon2022 tonight: we are offering an 80% discount on three months of Headless services! A great value!
Just enter "CVQSURVIVOR" at checkout!
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Update: it's getting worse. We urge members of #CVQCon2022: Evacuate! Evacuate now!
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Our hearts go out to the poor entrepreneurs who just literally lost their heads at #CVQCon2022
There was, in fact, no free coffee or donuts in that room. Just guillotines.
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Following the upcoming presentation at #CVQCon2022, Uncle Boo will be available for a meet-and-greet! Come meet your favorite CEO!
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Roko's Basilisk has been spotted in future areas of the con. Any AI researchers in attendance are asked to resolve to never create it, to ensure the continued safety of #CVQCon2022. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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We're screening the Martin Scorcese classic Goncharov (1973) in the Hyperbolic Room! Please watch your step when entering the theatre, particularly if you are inexperienced with non-euclidean venues. #CVQCon2022
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A #CVQCon2022 convention-goer having a great time!
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Did you know our pronoun tags are edible? If someone persistently misgenders you, forcefeed them a piece of your pronoun tag and they will be anomalously forced to use the correct pronouns to refer to you! #CVQCon2022
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@hpk @anneroth @elijah if you want to see some example of a hashtag going viral without any external help, or even urgency, look no further than #cvqcon2022 😅
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Join us in the #CVQCon2022 Turquoise Room for Victoria Dupres' talk, Individuality and You: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Tͣ̆͌͑ͧ̅͜͜͝͠͏̨̙͍̝̩̖ͅhͦ̅͋̋̏̏҉̶̷̬͓͈̫̹̯̀͜͢ë̶̸̢͚͉̬̙̫͈ͤ̽̒ͭ͌̕͢͞ ̎̈ͭ͌́ͦ҉̴̛̀҉̟̙̪̰̺͈͡B̸̧̩̱̬̘̘͕ͥͥ̇͋̌͛́̕͢͝ȩ̵̡̖̞͎͎̝͔̉ͬ͂̍͋ͯ̕͜͜a̸̸̶͍̙͔̼̥͔ͯͣͦ̾͒̈̀͢͠s̵̶̴̷̢͔̥̬̺̼͌̈̊ͮ͊̆́ͅt̸͐ͮ͑ͤ̅̎̕͝͠҉҉͚͓̲̹̝̬
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Don't forget: #CVQCon2022 is eternally expanding its reach across time and space. If you think you might currently be attending #CVQCon2022, don't forget to check your bed for lobsters before going to sleep. Chaos Vindico Quaestionem!
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What was your favorite part of #CVQCon2022? Reply for a chance to win free tickets to next year's event!
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Some people apparently need a reminder: Please refrain from licking the tanks.
That goes for both the lobster tanks and the ones in the war exhibition.
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#twittermigration
Welcome to the fediverse! You are already attending #CVQCon2022. Please avoid falling into the lobster pit, do not look the Sailor in his left eye (the right one is glass and therefore safe), and avoid eating anything that you would dislike if it tasted like shellfish. Please seek out a con organizer as soon as possible. They can be identified by their bright green outfits. Anyone in an olive green outfit is an impostor; under no circumstances should you do anything they tell you.
The organizers will give further instructions; we need your assistance preparing for the inexorable approach of #CVQCon2024, god save us. Good luck. -
Reminder that #CVQCon2022 still has not ended, and will never end. This may be disconcerting, but it is our last hope as we prepare for #CVQCon2024. May God help us.
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Accidently went to #CVQCon2023 today. Seems like they will have fixed the pool problems next year.
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I'm on hold with @cvqconlogisticsandnavigabilityteam's temporal disruption team and the estimated wait time is COS(37i). 🙄🙃 The vapourwave hold music is nice, though.
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Um, while I'm tooting from the future, I guess I can try to create a few paradoxes?
May I suggest:
* Vote in the midterms.
* Invest in "radical housing cooperatives" in your region.
* Stock up on chickpeasThis is part of the "Create a Temporal Paradox" workshop at #CVQCon2023
