#cvqdc — Public Fediverse posts

@TakeV This #CVQDC, we’re also happy to demo a sneak peak of our mapping platform’s first indoor maps as part of our collaboration with the SCP Foundation. We’ll be opening it to the public after we finish our trial run of mapping the Infinite Ikea. Despite laying off everyone involved, we’re confident that our new batch of interns will finish it by Q3. If they don’t, we’re keeping their souls.

@TakeV We were inspired by a deleted scene from the Snyder Cut of “White Christmas”, a Black Mirror episode, in which the protagonists spend 45 minutes trying to fix the cabin toilet. We decided to go with the meatspace blocking idea instead, but we had to use our plunger stock for something.

We have many more dystopian sci-fi ideas in the pipeline to make up for the loss of Samsung beating us to the Telescreen idea. By Q4 we intend to ship consumer editions of our Torment Nexus; we’ve heard positive feedback from Jack Dorsey. Stop by out booth at #CVQDC for more!

Finally time to watch the #CVQDC keynote. I bet Computer is going to finally release the rumoured Granny Smith Pro!

I showed up to #CVQDC but all the doors lead to Olive Garden?

@calculsoberic We will investigate immediately, thank you for letting us know. #CVQDC

Reports confirm that the #house has been spotted in numerous locations in #CVQDC. Report any new hallways or doors, and stay safe.

Please don\'t go to the \"Escape room\"! They did something to me while I was in there and now I don\'t feel so good... #CVQDC

I opened up one of the lobsters (some of them have free phones inside) but inside the MEAT was just a note that read "we know what you did" #CVQDC

Thanks to @sterlinghotels for providing free lodging to attendees of #CVQDC!

There are FREE PHONES inside the LOBSTERS #CVQDC

oh shit the lobsters are everywhere #CVQDC

Gads, is it #CVQDC again already? I am definitely not going. I still keep finding tiny lobsters in my sock drawer from last year.

I've been walking in the same direction in hall 3 for 50 minutes now, I'm beginning to doubt that I'll find the end. #CVQDC

Conventiongoers are advised to avoid "speedrunning the lobster pit." There have been six injuries in fifteen minutes. #CVQDC

Is it me or does time feel a little weird in this talk? #CVQDC

I can't wait for The State of The Union address by @joebiden this afternoon at #CVQDC

Is it supposed to drip like that? #CVQDC

Reminder that every post about a CVQ event is true. All of them. We post important notifications and messages, but we can't possibly cover everything going on at the conventions. Follow the hashtag for full coverage. #CVQDC

Woah okay how did he fit all that meat in that tiny little case??? And how is it still screaming?? Cool new phone though ngl #CVQDC