#cructacean — Public Fediverse posts

Dear friends of Home Delivery,

There I was [a true story] trying to get more homes delivered in a box, wait not ready assembled homes [another true storey] …
Start again you idiot #cructacean … Sainsbury delivery in a crate … ahem … managed it. Do they think I am mad? Well I am but that is a different story. £4.50 for twenty tea bags? And I have to provide most of the ingredient (water). We will be having our still growing mint tea, fennel seed tea etc.

Also bought a small vegan chicken 👍

Never give up. Herbal teas I did get, chamomile (soothes the stomach) and ginger and lemon (80p each). I also using my new #souper-powers upgraded my account to a non gmail (bye bye google, thanks for the gaggle of geeses). I am almost a walk-in #lidler again. Maybe I can go to the only M&S in Tooting (In St Georges Hospital) and get some luxury feed …🥳

Eat Weller (not the Jam). Stay Hell-Thier. Be Kind to vegans, they are a potential food sauce. YUM! #Yab-yum that is!

Dear friends of Home Delivery,

There I was [a true story] trying to get more homes delivered in a box, wait not ready assembled homes [another true storey] …
Start again you idiot #cructacean … Sainsbury delivery in a crate … ahem … managed it. Do they think I am mad? Well I am but that is a different story. £4.50 for twenty tea bags? And I have to provide most of the ingredient (water). We will be having our still growing mint tea, fennel seed tea etc.

Also bought a small vegan chicken 👍

Never give up. Herbal teas I did get, chamomile (soothes the stomach) and ginger and lemon (80p each). I also using my new #souper-powers upgraded my account to a non gmail (bye bye google, thanks for the gaggle of geeses). I am almost a walk-in #lidler again. Maybe I can go to the only M&S in Tooting (In St Georges Hospital) and get some luxury feed …🥳

Eat Weller (not the Jam). Stay Hell-Thier. Be Kind to vegans, they are a potential food sauce. YUM! #Yab-yum that is!

Dear friends of Home Delivery,

There I was [a true story] trying to get more homes delivered in a box, wait not ready assembled homes [another true storey] …
Start again you idiot #cructacean … Sainsbury delivery in a crate … ahem … managed it. Do they think I am mad? Well I am but that is a different story. £4.50 for twenty tea bags? And I have to provide most of the ingredient (water). We will be having our still growing mint tea, fennel seed tea etc.

Also bought a small vegan chicken 👍

Never give up. Herbal teas I did get, chamomile (soothes the stomach) and ginger and lemon (80p each). I also using my new #souper-powers upgraded my account to a non gmail (bye bye google, thanks for the gaggle of geeses). I am almost a walk-in #lidler again. Maybe I can go to the only M&S in Tooting (In St Georges Hospital) and get some luxury feed …🥳

Eat Weller (not the Jam). Stay Hell-Thier. Be Kind to vegans, they are a potential food sauce. YUM! #Yab-yum that is!

#Dear Friends of #freedom,

Here is a fine #postcard featuring my favourite #cructacean (me)
https://www.hack.xxx/collections/techmagick/products/the-moon-fine-art-postcard

As we know:
- Support each other udder of the Cult of the #Dead Cow
- Our admins have to live in #austere capitalism
- Do others best and to hell with the #rest (rest when you are dead)

I will be #assembling my #hacked team of #crackers any year soon. They must be #dedicated to core #principles of [to be undecided] #protecting the week and #flexible and have no skills worth #mentoring, mentioning or boosting. We look #forward and backwards to your #participation