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The McDelivery app doesn't work 70% of the time. Even this billion dollar corporation can't figure out how to digitize their core business.
#ecommerce #corporateIT

The McDelivery app doesn't work 70% of the time. Even this billion dollar corporation can't figure out how to digitize their core business.
#ecommerce #corporateIT

Medtronic Breach Exposes 9 Million Records to Hackers

Medtronic has confirmed a data breach affecting 9 million records, but thankfully, the hackers didn't compromise critical systems that could impact patient safety or product operations. The company's corporate IT systems were the target, and Medtronic assures that business operations, including manufacturing and distribution, remain unaffected.

https://osintsights.com/medtronic-breach-exposes-9-million-records-to-hackers?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

#Medtronic #Healthcare #DataBreach #CorporateIt #EmergingThreats

I have a new theory based on #anecdata:

In the long term, #corporateIT decides against the best product or technology.

Anecdata points:
- #OS2
- #NovellNetWare
- #LotusNotes
- #XML (this may be a tad controversial)

I have a new theory based on #anecdata:

In the long term, #corporateIT decides against the best product or technology.

Anecdata points:
- #OS2
- #NovellNetWare
- #LotusNotes
- #XML (this may be a tad controversial)

Me: Tries to access my personal stuff on the work machine (which is allowed!).

The laptop security: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

Looks like the SSL inspector is feeling a bit overprotective today.

#techfail #corporateit #tlsfail #funny #infosec #worklaptop #privacy #securityfail #humor #proton #fediverse

Me: Tries to access my personal stuff on the work machine (which is allowed!).

The laptop security: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

Looks like the SSL inspector is feeling a bit overprotective today.

#techfail #corporateit #tlsfail #funny #infosec #worklaptop #privacy #securityfail #humor #proton #fediverse

Our company IT center recently switched from a per-campus system to a corporate-wide centralized system. A consequence seems to be that what used to take minutes to hours to fix now takes days to months-and-counting to fix.

I'm considering submitting a ticket about how there I have several month+ outstanding tickets in the system, but I wonder if that would be a little too on the nose.

#corporateIT

Our company IT center recently switched from a per-campus system to a corporate-wide centralized system. A consequence seems to be that what used to take minutes to hours to fix now takes days to months-and-counting to fix.

I'm considering submitting a ticket about how there I have several month+ outstanding tickets in the system, but I wonder if that would be a little too on the nose.

#corporateIT

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#ITAD #SellLaptops #TechRefresh #AssetRecovery #BusinessIT #UsedLaptops #EcoTech #BuybackProgram #CorporateIT #SustainableIT

I just hoovered down a plate of pan fried dumplings, that’s how mentally exhausted and hungry today has made me. #ProjectManagement #CorporateIT #ComputerTouching

I just hoovered down a plate of pan fried dumplings, that’s how mentally exhausted and hungry today has made me. #ProjectManagement #CorporateIT #ComputerTouching

Today, best summarised by:
When you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
#ProjectManagement #CorporateIT #ComputerTouching

Today, best summarised by:
When you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
#ProjectManagement #CorporateIT #ComputerTouching

Webapps at work be like:

#Corporate #CorporateIT #Proprietary #PerformanceOptimization #Software

@[email protected] #CorporateIT

@CheechakoChuckles #CorporateIT

if you work for a company that uses Google Chrome and has the browser centrally managed by the IT department, you might want to file a ticket

A bunch of built-in advertising-related data collection, auction functionality, and reporting is getting turned on in an upcoming (current?) release--seems best to turn this off in a corporate setting

https://chromeenterprise.google/policies/#PrivacySandbox

#corporateIT #desktop #googleChrome #web #www

if you work for a company that uses Google Chrome and has the browser centrally managed by the IT department, you might want to file a ticket

A bunch of built-in advertising-related data collection, auction functionality, and reporting is getting turned on in an upcoming (current?) release--seems best to turn this off in a corporate setting

https://chromeenterprise.google/policies/#PrivacySandbox

#corporateIT #desktop #googleChrome #web #www