#blutack — Public Fediverse posts

Dear #GenX'er who can't handle the sound of #birds in the morning. Don't chop down all the trees.

STEP 1: Open cupboard and locate #blutack.
STEP 2: Roll blutack into a bean shape and insert into #ear that will not be on pillow.
STEP 3: #Sleep.

Birds and #trees do great things, and themselves provide #restorative benefits to #theHumanBody, which are documented in numerous studies.

#earPlugs #lifeHacks #homeRemedies #commonsense