#bartendertales — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #bartendertales, aggregated by home.social.
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Unos investigadores de lo paranormal llegan a un orfanato oscuro que guarda secretos del "Otro Mundo". Un crujido blando anuncia la presencia de "El Ausente" https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=880
#literatura #cuentos #literature #shortstory #bartendertales
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Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy says to the second guy, “That’s okay- I didn’t see it either.” #bartendertales #HashtagGames
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El psiquiátrico de los niños se incendia y muere una niña huérfana. Además, se encuentran ídolos paganos y Javiera... https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=872
#literatura #cuentos #bartendertales #shortstory #literature
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En "El Espanto de Bucarest" el Dr. Zamfir descubre el secreto del politico Stefan David en su laboratorio "Industrias Eugenéticas" de los Montes Metálicos. Creación de criaturas https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=868
Cinco amigos (Sara, Bosco, Diora, Jon y Jayro) decide pasar la noche en un bosque mitológico, una atracción turística famosa por sus 66 figuras https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=869
#bartendertales #literatura #cuentos #literature #shortstory
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"Proyecto R"; El Dr. Lock descubre código modificado, sospecha de Refbe; alerta a PlusRobotic... https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=867
Oplivium es un deporte letal jugado en crisalum imantado y la joven Thina.. https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=866
#bartendertales #supportyourlocals
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A guy walks into a bar.
"Can I have your WiFi Password please?"Bartender: "buy a drink first"
Guy is pissed off, but he buys a drink.
"Ok, whats the password?"Bartender: "buy a drink first", No capitals, no spaces.
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #ThursdayFiveList
9: #supportyourlocals
8: #doorsday
7: #ThrowbackThursday
6: #spd
5: #gpt5
4: #cdu
3: #BrosiusGersdorf
2: #bartendertales
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Un androide ve como un crucero de guerra del sindicato Marak'jü recluta jóvenes para un conflicto galáctico. Esto le preocupa y a los aldeanos, ya que Joel, su amo, es el único joven adulto del lugar. https://fictograma.com/ver_cuento?id=861
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A Passage To India Pale Ale
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Just read this amazing piece on "Describe your life in an alternate universe" Worth your time!
👉 https://seharinsights.wordpress.com/2025/08/07/i-care-for-creatures-who-can-talk-%f0%9f%90%be/ -
So I said to him, I think your Genie is hard of hearing. “You figure?” he replied. “Do you think I wanted a 12 inch pianist?”
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I heard the spurs jingling before the door swung open. Then the Rottweiler limped in. The piano man stopped mid tune, and everyone stared at the twin pearl handled revolvers at his side. He gave a hard stare and drawled “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw”
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This guy kept bringing his frog to the bar and pretending to have a conversation with it. I wouldn’t have allowed it, but the frog paid for their wine.
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A hiker, though he’s wearing bear bells, walks into a b’ar…
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@tx_tartan Apparently the shooter also stole an unnamed horse.
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So I says to him, "No, you don't get to hear the beginning of the story! The punchline IS the joke!"
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This one guy in a tux comes in all the time. Talks with an accent. Brittish, I think. Orders a martini. But get this, he wants it shaken, not stirred like the rest of the freakin' martini drinking world. Who does that? Then he picks a fight with the Spectre regulars minding their own business shooting some pool. Guy never finishes the drink. Tips good though.
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A fascist walked into the bar and I punched him right then and there, because I don't want this to become a Nazi bar.
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A chef cooking Drunken Noodles woks in a bar…
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Oh yes, I’m the great bartender
bartending and I’m doing well
My beer is sludge, I charge too much
I’m loaded, but no one can tell -
Server: One Shirley Temple for table six please!
Temple: Don't call me Surely.
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What happened to the new guy? Oh, the ex-engineer? Had to fire him. Every time someone ordered a screwdriver, he'd say, "Flathead or Phillips?"
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I clearly saw it. Han shot first!