#autisticsociety — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #autisticsociety, aggregated by home.social.
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
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A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity