#herdingcats — Public Fediverse posts
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Tried to line the #kittens up for a #GroupPhoto tonight. It didn’t go well!
Four weeks old #today.
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I promise a cat is coming up later in this story.
Me: Hey, Google, lights.
Google: Playing lights on YouTube.
Me: Bloody idiot! I wanted the lights turned on.
[Later.]
Me: Hey, Google, set a time for ten minutes.
Google: [....]
Me: Hey, Google, set a time for ten minutes.
Google: [....]
Me: :headache:
[Later.]
Me: Go around! Don't walk on my laptop.
Maddox: Meow. [Walks right on my laptop.]
[Later.]
Me: [Holding up the cat bed.] "Look! I have a bed for you!"
Maddox: Meow. [Looks at me from the floor, puzzled.]
Me: :headache:
Conclusion: I think Google modeled their AI after cats. That's the only plausible explanation as to why getting the Google devices around my apartment to behave feels like herding cats.
:hide_the_pain_harold:
#Google #GoogleDevices #cats #CatsOfMastodon #AI #HerdingCats
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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Ann: I call to order the Autistic Society. On the Autistic Agenda: World Domination. Bob, please tell us the plan.
John: Sorry, Bob is not here. He ran out of #spoons and is resting at home.
A: Well, we had asked Lucy to shadow him. Lucy?
J: I’m afraid Lucy is not here either. She’s #hyperfixated on #French.
A: French?
J: Yes. I hear that it is beating her ass.
A: Hmm… I thought there was a masochistic streak in that woman. At any rate… someone has to shadow Bob and Lucy.
[...]
A: Zebulon will do it. Next meeting?
J: How about a month from now?
A: Really? Listen guys, we need to speed this up. We’ve been at it since 1973.
J: Why didn’t we use the plan Nancy produced?
A: It was written in High Valyrian. Most of us cannot read it. In addition, the bit that some members understood was saying that our path to world domination started with a three month nap. Not a good start..
#ActuallyAutistic #HerdingCats #AutisticSociety #AutisticAgenda #WorldDomination #humor #absurdity
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#Journal, Day 1096
Monday, 20 March 2023#herdingcats #film #wfh
#negative #covid #fever
#birdsofmastodon
#lovebirdeggs -
@Baggypants
In a previous life.
Part of the #job.
In addition to sightseeing, wine tasting, tapa bar hopping, walking around ruins...
Basically babysitting tourists.
It's like #HerdingCats, as they say. 😅In this life I #StayHome, go to the mall, or ride my #bike. 😉
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When I chill with the local hacker space, why do I feel like I’m herding cats 🐱 🐈 #herdingcats #sudoroom