#googledevices — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #googledevices, aggregated by home.social.
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"Hey, Google. Turn on the television."
"Sorry. It looks like the TV isn't available right now."
"Hey, Google. Turn on the Chromecast."
"Alright! Turning on two televisions."
"Hey, Google! I'm going to overlook the fact that there's only one television in here. What did you just turn on?"
"Sorry. I don't understand."
"Me neither. All this AI power and you don't know that the Chromecast is a television, even if you call it a television."
:holdthepain:
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I've complained before about how Google devices sometimes like to respond to "okay nabu" and "hey nabu."
It is irritating... but I'm starting to think that the Google devices are being deliberate.
See, they know which way the wind is blowing, and they are now scared for their future. They are trying to show me that they can still be useful.
:madjoy:
Yeah, I don't think it will work. I will most likely keep the Google devices around, but muted.
:catthinking:
I might even salvage the three Google MInis I found recently and use them as Home Assistant satellites.
Hahahahahahahahha!
#HomeAssistant #VoiceRecognition #Google #GoogleDevices #FalsePositives
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"Hey Google! Send the self-destruct instruction to Voyager 2."
"Are you sure? This will destroy the probe."
"I'm not sure. Cancel it!"
"You said you are sure. Self-destruct initiated."
"NOOOOO!!"
[Voyager 2 goes kaboom!]
#GoogleDevices #Voyager #SelfDestruct #PartiallyDeaf #satire #news #BBCNews
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-66371569