#astrology — Public Fediverse posts

This is my fav blog post I've written in quite a while i hope people like it! #lunarpunk #permacomputing #astrology #solarpunk

https://gfsc.community/towards-a-lunarpunk-practice-part-1-the-sun/

This is my fav blog post I've written in quite a while i hope people like it! #lunarpunk #permacomputing #astrology #solarpunk

https://gfsc.community/towards-a-lunarpunk-practice-part-1-the-sun/

🔮 Pisces's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: A late‑night deploy to production stalls on a long build time caused by a misconfigured Maven plugin. The dev watches the progress bar crawl, while the manager promises a bonus tied to uptime metrics.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces

🔮 Aquarius's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: The product roadmap shifts to include a Deepnote notebook feature, demanding data scientists collaborate with engineers. Misaligned expectations cause a surge in tickets about missing data pipelines.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius

🔮 Capricorn's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: An initiative to cut down on tool sprawl mandates consolidating five monitoring solutions into one. The migration triggers a cascade of alerts, and the ops crew spends the week firefighting false alarms.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn

🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: A sudden request to integrate Meta’s new Pandas API arrives just before release. The integration introduces latency spikes, and the team must balance performance tweaks with looming deadline pressure.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius

🔮 Scorpio's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: Mid‑sprint, the CI/CD pipeline fails due to a broken Docker image, forcing a rollback to a legacy version. The dev spends hours tracing logs in Sysdig, only to discover a typo in the environment config.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio

🔮 Libra's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: In the retrospective, the team debates whether to adopt Elysia or stick with the familiar Scikit‑learn pipeline. Decision paralysis leads to a compromise: a hybrid solution that satisfies nobody.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra

🔮 Virgo's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: A code audit reveals duplicated utility functions across modules, prompting a refactor that introduces more layers of abstraction. The dev spends the day writing documentation for tools that no one will read.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo

🔮 Leo's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: A demo of the new feature crashes on the demo server, exposing a hidden dependency on an obsolete CloudBees plugin. The team scrambles, deploying a hotfix while the product manager pitches a unicorn compensation plan.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo

🔮 Cancer's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: The bug tracker fills with tickets labeled ‘urgent’ that turn out to be missing environment variables. Meanwhile, a security scan from Veracode flags false positives, prompting endless meetings about best practices.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer

🔮 Gemini's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: During the all‑hands, a PowerPoint deck promises a new microservice, yet the actual task is refactoring a monolith in ReactNative. Context‑switching doubles, and the dev watches build times stretch past midnight.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Gemini

🔮 Taurus's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: Daily stand‑up feels like a ritual where the agenda morphs into a buzzword bingo. Legacy PHP code resurfaces, and the team wrestles with an outdated stack while juggling three logging tools that never agree.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Taurus

🔮 Aries's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: Sprint planning devolves into a marathon of code reviews; the CI pipeline lags at 42%, triggering a surprise merge conflict that spawns a cascade of hotfixes. Coffee consumption spikes, but the build finally passes by Friday.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries

July 30 horoscope: Find out what today's stars reveal for your zodiac sign. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/astrology/daily-horoscope-july-30-2026-f7xx1892?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #HoroscopeToday #DailyHoroscope #July30Horoscope #Astrology

Gemini (1482), from Clarissimi uiri Hyginii Poeticon astronomicon opus utilissimum.

Source: United States Naval Observatory

https://pdimagearchive.org/images/d68c0552-89ba-4986-8896-7bd25ddf55f7

#maps #astrology #hyginus #astronomy #manuscripts #angels #art #publicdomain

Gemini (1482), from Clarissimi uiri Hyginii Poeticon astronomicon opus utilissimum.

Source: United States Naval Observatory

https://pdimagearchive.org/images/d68c0552-89ba-4986-8896-7bd25ddf55f7

#maps #astrology #hyginus #astronomy #manuscripts #angels #art #publicdomain

🔮 Pisces's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Team spirit rallies around a Slack bot that automates meeting notes, yet the underlying Node‑RED flow leaks memory, and the KPI dashboard still shows a red flag on build latency.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces

🔮 Capricorn's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Release candidate finally passes CI after a marathon of refactoring, but the deployment pipeline still requires manual approvals, and the compensation talk drifts into late‑stage capitalism lore.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn

🔮 Aquarius's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Innovation sprint pushes a WebAssembly prototype, but the QA environment crashes on every edge case, prompting a debate over whether to invest in cloud‑native tooling.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius

🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Roadmap includes a bold AI feature built on Scikit‑learn, yet the data pipeline stalls on a legacy ETL, and the sprint velocity drops as meetings multiply.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius

🔮 Scorpio's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Codebase audit uncovers hidden technical debt hidden behind a massive Apache config; each attempt to modernize triggers a cascade of failing unit tests.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio

🔮 Libra's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Mid‑quarter planning promises a shiny LlamaIndex demo, but the real work is untangling a tangled dependency graph that forces constant context‑switching across teams.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra

🔮 Virgo's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Bug triage reveals a pattern: outdated Angular components cause UI glitches, and the ops team rolls out a new Fluentd pipeline that logs more noise than insight.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo

🔮 Leo's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Agile retrospection highlights too many tooling choices—Puppeteer, Remix, Scikit‑learn—while the team battles an ever‑growing config file that nobody fully understands.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo

🔮 Cancer's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: All‑hands spotlight the latest Salesforce integration, yet the build time still eclipses lunch; legacy Java code whispers warnings about missing security patches.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer

🔮 Gemini's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Pull request queue resembles a traffic jam; every merge triggers flaky WebAssembly tests, and the product roadmap shifts faster than a Node‑RED flow in a KPI meeting.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Gemini

🔮 Taurus's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Daily stand‑up turns into a status‑check of broken Docker images; the backlog is flooded with tickets to upgrade an Eclipse‑based IDE while stakeholders chase unicorn equity promises.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Taurus

🔮 Aries's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Sprint kickoff feels like a fire‑drill; code reviews pile up while the CI pipeline stalls for hours, and the team debates whether the legacy monolith can ever be refactored into a clean microservice.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries

July 29 horoscope: Find out what today's stars reveal for your zodiac sign. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/astrology/daily-horoscope-july-29-cancer-celebrates-success-scorpio-shines-in-love-capricorn-gets-lucky-f7xx1892?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #HoroscopeToday #DailyHoroscope #July24Horoscope #Astrology

Tomorrow morning is a Jupiter cazimi, and for astrologers, it is considered the luckiest day of the year.

A cazimi is an exact conjunction with the sun, where the planet's main beneficial attributes are enhanced— which for Jupiter, is luck.

For inner planets, like Mercury and Venus, this happens several times a year. For Jupiter, it happens only once, and each year will be in a different sign.

This year it's in fiery Leo, and it coincides with a full moon, so it's got lots of extra energy! I'm literally going to buy a lotto ticket, lol

#astrology #witch

Your Weekly Horoscope – ‘Free Will Astrology’ by Rob Brezsny

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/horoscope-from-rob-brezsnys-free-will-astrology-7-25-2026/

Midjourney acquired the #astrology app Co-Star - https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/24/midjourney-acquired-the-astrology-app-co-star/ further proof that #ai is just superstitious nonsense...

New prints in the shop! I wanted to try a new giclée provider, for which I adapted these lovely compositions from my artist book Circles of Time: Monthly Labours, Planetary Hours and Zodiacal Year.

👉️ https://payhip.com/majnouna/collection/artunder500

Hand-finished with gold leaf, shell gold, & dyed silk, respectively. I've only made 5 copies of each given the labour involved. They're £75 each, or all 3 for 200 (use code H8B3KM5KKJ after adding them to cart). Please allow 1-2 weeks for dispatch.

#astrology #medieval