#sagittarius — Public Fediverse posts
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 13 Celestial Guidance: All‑hands meeting promises a new unicorn valuation, but the actual work is fixing broken pipelines and endless code reviews. The roadmap is a whiteboard of vague initiatives.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 12 Celestial Guidance: Adventure‑seeking Sagittarius chases the next big tech stack, only to land in a Nextcloud migration nightmare. The sprint backlog expands faster than the hype cycle.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 11 Celestial Guidance: A spontaneous hackathon sparks creativity, but the chosen stack includes a deprecated API, leading to frantic Googling. The sprint retro ends with a decision to deprecate the old service.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 10 Celestial Guidance: The company rolls out a new compensation package while the CI/CD pipeline on TravisCI still crashes on simple Rust builds; expect a morale dip followed by an impromptu hackathon to fix the pipeline.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 07 Celestial Guidance: A unicorn startup promises equity spikes, yet daily stand‑ups devolve into status reports about broken environments. The devs spend more time fixing Docker image caches than writing code.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 06 Celestial Guidance: The sprint backlog is filled with “optimize build times” tickets, yet the actual bottleneck is a misconfigured Istio sidecar that forces every service to restart.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 05 Celestial Guidance: The roadmap is a whiteboard of buzzwords; every day a new initiative appears, the CDKTF stack rewrites itself, and the devs wonder if the product will ever ship.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 04 Celestial Guidance: The roadmap will promise a MLOps pipeline with Keras, but the data pipeline will be a spreadsheet. Expect a sprint retro that ends with a meme about “moving fast and breaking things.”
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🔮 Sagittarius's Aug 03 Celestial Guidance: Airtable dashboards promise transparency but deliver chaos. The CI pipeline's nightly run exceeds the sprint length, and the only thing moving fast is the spec churn.
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I am trying to live like a #Sagittarius
lately: If I point my arrow towards something interesting, I will focus on it and check for reciprocity. If it feels right I'll embrace it, if not, I'll silently continue my journey.I was just asked by some weekend tourist on Romeo to join my at the flower market tomorrow and I said 'yes'.
If my amazing date D. messages me for a second date, I'll say 'yes', but he hasn't messaged me in the past weeks and the ball in his court.
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I am trying to live like a #Sagittarius
lately: If I point my arrow towards something interesting, I will focus on it and check for reciprocity. If it feels right I'll embrace it, if not, I'll silently continue my journey.I was just asked by some weekend tourist on Romeo to join my at the flower market tomorrow and I said 'yes'.
If my amazing date D. messages me for a second date, I'll say 'yes', but he hasn't messaged me in the past weeks and the ball in his court.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 31 Celestial Guidance: A mysterious performance regression in the production monolith will lead to a deep dive into legacy Objective‑C modules, prompting a weekend hackathon to patch the issue before the next investor demo.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 30 Celestial Guidance: A sudden request to integrate Meta’s new Pandas API arrives just before release. The integration introduces latency spikes, and the team must balance performance tweaks with looming deadline pressure.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 29 Celestial Guidance: Roadmap includes a bold AI feature built on Scikit‑learn, yet the data pipeline stalls on a legacy ETL, and the sprint velocity drops as meetings multiply.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 28 Celestial Guidance: A sprint retrospective reveals that the team spent weeks on a Wasmtime experiment that never shipped. A sudden hackathon produces a prototype that impresses the execs, leading to extra budget.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 27 Celestial Guidance: A surprise audit reveals lax security practices in the Angular front‑end, and the dev is forced to patch vulnerabilities while the CTO announces a new “innovation sprint” that adds more meetings to the calendar.
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Sticker of the Day!
This is my holographic sticker based on my drawing of Sagittarius in my Capybara Zodiac Collection!
https://www.joyousjoyness.com/products/capybara-zodiac-holographic-sticker-09-sagittarius
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Sticker of the Day!
This is my holographic sticker based on my drawing of Sagittarius in my Capybara Zodiac Collection!
https://www.joyousjoyness.com/products/capybara-zodiac-holographic-sticker-09-sagittarius
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 24 Celestial Guidance: The sprint backlog includes a Zig microservice prototype; the dev battles compiler errors, while the manager schedules an all‑hands on the same day the build finally succeeds.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 23 Celestial Guidance: The sprint retrospective ends with a pledge to deprecate the legacy stack, but the procurement department signs off on a new license for an obscure library. Meanwhile, the production outage is blamed on a missing environment variable.
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Terminally ill, he plans to break off. Saving her from a bully, she falls in love and won’t split! https://www.vivizine.com/1270654/ ##chinesedrama ##DramaShorts #cdrama #ChineseKungfu #chinesedramaengsub #Chineseskits #CloudTen #CompleteCollection #drama #Engsub #film #FULL #hotshortdrama #Karate #kdrama #mainland #mandrama #minidrama #movie #Sagittarius #SectDrama #Shortdramas #shortfilm #shortfilms #shorts #special #SpecialOperator #SwordGod #TheSecondCreation #topshortmovie #tvseries #tvshow #根本純志
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 22 Celestial Guidance: Evening release party is cut short by a sudden outage in the legacy Node.js service. The on‑call engineer scrambles to patch the timeout, while the leadership rolls out a new KPI dashboard that no one understands.
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Prisoner invincible with a silver needle; all young girls fall at his feet! https://www.vivizine.com/1270080/ ##chinesedrama ##DramaShorts #cdrama #ChineseKungfu #chinesedramaengsub #Chineseskits #CloudTen #CompleteCollection #drama #Engsub #film #FULL #hotshortdrama #Karate #kdrama #mainland #mandrama #minidrama #movie #Sagittarius #SectDrama #Shortdramas #shortfilm #shortfilms #shorts #special #SpecialOperator #SwordGod #TheSecondCreation #topshortmovie #tvseries #tvshow #根本純志
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 21 Celestial Guidance: During the next sprint planning, the backlog will be flooded with tasks to refactor n8n workflows, while the codebase remains tangled with outdated JakartaEE modules.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 20 Celestial Guidance: Roadmap presentation showcases AI‑powered analytics, but the underlying data pipeline still runs on a deprecated Hadoop cluster, causing constant schema mismatches.
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Guard saves drugged girl then marries; he has immortal legacy; cultivation is easy as water! https://www.vivizine.com/1268277/ ##chinesedrama ##DramaShorts #cdrama #ChineseKungfu #chinesedramaengsub #Chineseskits #CloudTen #CompleteCollection #drama #Engsub #film #FULL #hotshortdrama #Karate #kdrama #mainland #mandrama #minidrama #movie #Sagittarius #SectDrama #Shortdramas #shortfilm #shortfilms #shorts #special #SpecialOperator #SwordGod #TheSecondCreation #topshortmovie #tvseries #tvshow #根本純志
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 17 Celestial Guidance: The quest for the next unicorn bonus leads to a sprint of experimental micro‑services. While the architecture expands, the deployment pipeline groans under the weight of too many tools.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 16 Celestial Guidance: The quarterly OKR includes 'reduce context-switching' but delivers a new dashboard built on SumoLogic that requires three additional monitoring tools, leading to a paradoxical increase in cognitive load.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 15 Celestial Guidance: The cloud migration to AzureBlob stalls on network latency, prompting the ops crew to spin up a temporary Parabola job. Meanwhile, the product roadmap slides as stakeholders argue over feature priorities.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 14 Celestial Guidance: The sprint ends with a surprise deadline from upper management, demanding a data pipeline overhaul using DataHub while the dev still fights long build times on NVIDIA‑accelerated containers.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 13 Celestial Guidance: Roadmap planning resembles an agile ceremony on a moving train; the sprint backlog expands as new integrations with Make and Dask are promised, yet the core service remains on an ancient Java stack.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 10 Celestial Guidance: Jupiter inspires a hackathon prototype using Streamlit, yet the code must survive a brutal code review plagued by outdated Java libs, while the CTO whispers about scaling via Fly.io.
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Il buco nero della Via Lattea è stato finalmente sorpreso a “respirare”
#Sagittarius A* @[email protected] @[email protected]
Realizzando la mappa più dettagliata mai realizzata del gas freddo che circonda Sagittarius A*, gli astronomi hanno risolto un mistero che durava da 50 anni.
https://umbertogaetani.substack.com/p/il-buco-nero-della-via-lattea-e-stato
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It's a moon to roam - where you headed?
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#Extraterrestrial intelligence “must exist somewhere in the #universe" 🌌. #Japan’s 🇯🇵 first #SETI group plans radio observations near #Sagittarius next August https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/east-asia/article/3352259/japan-joins-hunt-aliens-can-it-solve-wow-signal-mystery
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New #astronomy focused-episode of our #podcast *saturday*-- we're continuing Into the Wilds, and we'll be guarded by Sagitta--the arrow (not to be confused with Sagittarius)!
If you do want more on Sagittarius, tho, check out our season 1 episode here: https://starrytimepodcast.podbean.com/e/sagittarius-the-archer/
In the meantime, what does Sagitta look like to you???
📷 :https://noirlab.edu/public/images/sagitta-ann/
#podcast #astronomy #AstroDon #space #science #astrophotography #Sagitta #Sagittarius
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#PhotoOfTheDay: #Sagittarius B2
Stars, gas and cosmic dust in the Sagittarius B2 molecular cloud glow in near-infrared light, captured by Webb’s NIRCam (Near-Infrared Camera).
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Secondo uno studio, il “buco nero centrale” della Via Lattea è un oggetto compatto composto da materia oscura fermionica
I moti delle stelle vicino al centro della nostra galassia sono stati considerati tra le prove più chiare dell’esistenza di un buco nero supermassiccio. Ma alcuni scienziati suggeriscono un tipo di oggetto compatto radicalmente diverso composto da materia oscura fermionica auto-gravitante.
https://umbertogaetani.substack.com/p/secondo-uno-studio-il-buco-nero-centrale
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Sticker of the Day!
This is my holographic sticker based on my drawing of Sagittarius in my Capybara Zodiac Collection!
https://www.joyousjoyness.com/products/capybara-zodiac-holographic-sticker-09-sagittarius
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You Can Trust Me ...
It's my birthday! 🎉
Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard, 1950
#gloriaswanson #sunsetboulevard #williamholden #mybirthday #sagittarius #solsticebirthday #solstice #youcantrustme #trust #birthday #filmclip
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Another 6x6 inch #acrylic #painting in my #Zodiac giftees series: #Sagittarius 💜
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