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"I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

- Andy Rooney

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#hisandhearsepress #quotes #andyrooney #toiletpaper #toiletswiththreateningauras #deathquotes

"I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

- Andy Rooney

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#hisandhearsepress #quotes #andyrooney #toiletpaper #toiletswiththreateningauras #deathquotes

"I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

- Andy Rooney

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#hisandhearsepress #quotes #andyrooney #toiletpaper #toiletswiththreateningauras #deathquotes

"I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

- Andy Rooney

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"I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."

- Andy Rooney

( 📸 unknown, DM for credit)

#hisandhearsepress #quotes #andyrooney #toiletpaper #toiletswiththreateningauras #deathquotes