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  1. Funny Quote of the Day: "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." - Albert Einstein

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  2. i no longer have a shop on ko-fi - please go to tyiart.eu whenever you want to buy silly sticker from me again! i am very excited to have my own domain now with a serious proper shop ✨ (serious shop with unserious stickers, that is)

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  3. i no longer have a shop on ko-fi - please go to tyiart.eu whenever you want to buy silly sticker from me again! i am very excited to have my own domain now with a serious proper shop ✨ (serious shop with unserious stickers, that is)

    #sillyart #silly #funny #funnyquotes #relatable #artshop #artistsonmastodon #mastoart #mastoartist #humanartist #humanart #stickers #stickerart

  4. i no longer have a shop on ko-fi - please go to tyiart.eu whenever you want to buy silly sticker from me again! i am very excited to have my own domain now with a serious proper shop ✨ (serious shop with unserious stickers, that is)

    #sillyart #silly #funny #funnyquotes #relatable #artshop #artistsonmastodon #mastoart #mastoartist #humanartist #humanart #stickers #stickerart

  5. i no longer have a shop on ko-fi - please go to tyiart.eu whenever you want to buy silly sticker from me again! i am very excited to have my own domain now with a serious proper shop ✨ (serious shop with unserious stickers, that is)

    #sillyart #silly #funny #funnyquotes #relatable #artshop #artistsonmastodon #mastoart #mastoartist #humanartist #humanart #stickers #stickerart

  6. Funny Quote of the Day: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln

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  7. Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl

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  8. Funny Quote of the Day: "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson

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  9. Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke

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  10. Funny Quote of the Day: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

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  11. Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones

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  12. Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

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  13. Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath

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  14. Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey

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  15. Funny Quote of the Day: "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun

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  16. Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman

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  17. Funny Quote of the Day: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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  18. Funny Quote of the Day: "Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes

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  19. Funny Quote of the Day: "All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They." - Rudyard Kipling

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  20. Funny Quote of the Day: "Truth is a tendency." - R. Buckminster Fuller

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  21. Funny Quote of the Day: "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" - James Thurber

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  22. Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." - Marshall McLuhan

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  23. Funny Quote of the Day: "I have an unfortunate personality." - Orson Welles

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  24. Funny Quote of the Day: "An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed." - A. J. Liebling

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  25. Funny Quote of the Day: "Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives." - Samuel Johnson

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  26. Funny Quote of the Day: "Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." - Peter Drucker

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  27. Funny Quote of the Day: "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

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  28. Funny Quote of the Day: "Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." - Jules Renard

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  29. Funny Quote of the Day: "A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane." - Jackie Kennedy

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  30. Funny Quote of the Day: "People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'" - Sinclair Lewis

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  31. Funny Quote of the Day: "All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey

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  32. Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'" - Don Marquis

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  33. Funny Quote of the Day: "Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet." - Kin Hubbard

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  34. Funny Quote of the Day: "The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault." - Henry Kissinger

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