#funnyquotes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #funnyquotes, aggregated by home.social.
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney
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Funny Quote of the Day: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
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Funny Quote of the Day: "What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." - Phyllis Diller
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have never been hurt by what I have not said." - Calvin Coolidge
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." - Albert Einstein
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Funny Quote of the Day: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln
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“She’s smart… but I’m smart and dramatically faster than the speed of light.” ⚡😂
#funnyquotes #dailyhumor #instafunny #lol #relatable #sarcasm #captionideas #funnycaption #trendingnow #memevibes #lightyearsahead #futuremode #comedyvibes #humorposts #viralcaptio
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“She’s smart… but I’m smart and dramatically faster than the speed of light.” ⚡😂
#funnyquotes #dailyhumor #instafunny #lol #relatable #sarcasm #captionideas #funnycaption #trendingnow #memevibes #lightyearsahead #futuremode #comedyvibes #humorposts #viralcaptio
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“She’s smart… but I’m smart and dramatically faster than the speed of light.” ⚡😂
#funnyquotes #dailyhumor #instafunny #lol #relatable #sarcasm #captionideas #funnycaption #trendingnow #memevibes #lightyearsahead #futuremode #comedyvibes #humorposts #viralcaptio
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“She’s smart… but I’m smart and dramatically faster than the speed of light.” ⚡😂
#funnyquotes #dailyhumor #instafunny #lol #relatable #sarcasm #captionideas #funnycaption #trendingnow #memevibes #lightyearsahead #futuremode #comedyvibes #humorposts #viralcaptio
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones
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Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope
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Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath
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Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey
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Funny Quote of the Day: "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun
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Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman
