Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #alwaysusealt, aggregated by home.social.
@ahimsa_pdx "Baby is my sunshine
My only sunshine
She makes me happy
When skies are gray
I think she knows dear
How much I love her
So ain't nobody gonna
Take my Baby away"
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #AlwaysReadTheALT #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats #VenusOnTheHalfShell
Hold it right there, buster — this cake is for cats only!"
Happy 7th Birthday, BC!
#EverydaylsCaturday #BCatPix #MastoCats #FediCats #TheArtOfALT #AlwaysUseALT
@JohnMFlores 😎: Wait a minute! I've been tooting with abandon my whole online career — have I been doing it wrong?
🐱: "It's true. He stinks, I smell."
@gregorysherrow Happy Birthday Ivy!
Unfortunately, your majesty, I used all my eggs baking you this cake. But, it's got peanut butter in it, & homemade bacon icing!
"Ithz culleda bleefpth. My tong ith stikeen owtof my mouf. Ithz REEW WEE qwute!"
[translation: "It's called a bleep. My tounge is sticking out of my mouth. It is REALLY cute!"]
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #Caturday #AlwaysReadTheALT #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats
Crinkle crinkle
Little cat
Now I know
Where you at
#AlwaysUseALT #AlwaysReadTheALT #BCatPix #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #TheArtOfALT #MastoCats #cats
"It was very dark & dreary here today—both outside & inside my human's head—so I've been sticking close to him, making sure he doesn't forget that I'm always here for him, no matter what."
#BCatPix #AlwaysUseALT #TheArtOfALT #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #Teammates #Symbiosis
The Flammarion Feline finds the point where the Sky & the Earth touch...
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #AlwaysReadTheALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #cats
"Baby is my sunshine
My only sunshine
She makes me happy
When skies are gray
I think she knows dear
How much I love her
So ain't nobody gonna
Take my Baby away"
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #AlwaysReadTheALT #VenusOnTheHalfShell #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
"Come on, get out of bed!
I promise you, you won't regret it!"
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #TheArtOfALT
"Hello? Creative Artists' Agency?
I'd like to arrange for an artist to draw me like one of their French girls..."
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #AlwaysReadTheALT #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats
"Everything's gonna be OK — I promise!"
#BCatPix #AlwaysUseALT #TheArtOfALT #Caturday #cats #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon
@meganmariehart "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Tina! I have the distinct feeling we have the same perspective on things..."
Whitebeard, The Terror of the Seven Seas
"Avast ye, landlubbers! Prepare to be boarded!"
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #Caturday #CatsOfTheCarribean #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #cats
I know perfectly well what time it is...
It's time to feed me.
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #cats #ACuteSenseOfTime #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon
Just finished setting my newly arrived talking watch under Baby Cat's supervision.
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #ACuteSenseOfTime #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
Excuse me, but some of us are trying to get high here... Stop harshing our mellow with the human news!
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatNipped #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats
Baby Cat, surprised upon emerging from a wormhole:
"Hey! I thought these things weren't supposed to open up if there was a human around!"
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #Caturday #MastoCats #BlackHoleBaby #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon
People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast
Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatCalculator #FelinePhilosophy #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT
People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood
Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT
🚨 Hey, everyone!
Anyone? 🚨
There is cruelty to animals going on in this house!
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #Candlemas CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
Listen, buster — Ain't NOBODY ever gonna steal MY gingerbread man!
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #Candlemas #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
I don't care what the calendar says or what your Candlemas tradition is — this year you're not taking my gingerbread man away!
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #Candlemas #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #MastoCats
And, so — after several rapid revolutions of the Earth — the comet took up a slower, more regal, fixed orbit as a second moon, one which was always full...
The night would never be the same for mice
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #cats #CosmicKitty #CometCat #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats
Lo! A cat-shaped comet has appeared in the night sky!
What possibly does it portend?
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #cats #CosmicKitty #CometCat #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats
Ella Fitzgerald, Georgiana Henry, Illinois Jacquet, & Dizzy Gillespie being booked by the police in Houston on October 7, 1955. The legal fig leaf for the arrests was illicit gaming.
The real reason was they were performing as part of an integrated ensemble at the Houston Music Hall, as part of the Jazz at the Philharmonic concert tour.
#AlwaysUseALT #AmericanApartheid #TheArtOfALT #ImageDescription #ALT4you
The only thing you'll like less than getting out of bed today will be me, starving to death...
#AlwaysUseALT #PeopleAsPets #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #cats
"Hello, old & new furrends!
Come join me in The Tunnel Of Love, or just give me a boop while you pass by on your very busy day!"
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #boop #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats
You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...
#AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets