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  1. People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast

    Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatCalculator #FelinePhilosophy #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  2. People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast

    Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatCalculator #FelinePhilosophy #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  3. People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast

    Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatCalculator #FelinePhilosophy #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  4. People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast

    Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatCalculator #FelinePhilosophy #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  5. People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood

    Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  6. People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood

    Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  7. People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood

    Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  8. People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood

    Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #TheArtOfALT

  9. You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  10. You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  11. You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  12. You know, if your last working talking watch hadn't stopped talking last night, I bet it would be telling us that it's lunchtime right about now...

    #AlwaysUseALT #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  13. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 3: Mending Fences

    "You've got some schmutz on your pants—some kind of fur, it appears...

    [licks paw]

    "Let me just take care of that for you..."

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  14. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 3: Mending Fences

    "You've got some schmutz on your pants—some kind of fur, it appears...

    [licks paw]

    "Let me just take care of that for you..."

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  15. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 3: Mending Fences

    "You've got some schmutz on your pants—some kind of fur, it appears...

    [licks paw]

    "Let me just take care of that for you..."

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  16. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 3: Mending Fences

    "You've got some schmutz on your pants—some kind of fur, it appears...

    [licks paw]

    "Let me just take care of that for you..."

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  17. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 2: The Old Switcheroo

    “You do know, I was just joking about shredding you like a chicken, but now that you mention it, some shredded chicken would be nice!”

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  18. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 2: The Old Switcheroo

    “You do know, I was just joking about shredding you like a chicken, but now that you mention it, some shredded chicken would be nice!”

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  19. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 2: The Old Switcheroo

    “You do know, I was just joking about shredding you like a chicken, but now that you mention it, some shredded chicken would be nice!”

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  20. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 2: The Old Switcheroo

    “You do know, I was just joking about shredding you like a chicken, but now that you mention it, some shredded chicken would be nice!”

    #BCatPix #TheArtOfALT #PeopleAsPets #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOnMastodon #cats

  21. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 1: Establishing Dominance

    "As with any creature of little brain, you first need to establish your dominance. Show your human whose beak is the sharpest in your pecking order. Then tell them if they don't comply with your every whim, you'll have a nice shredded chicken dinner!”

    #BCatPix #Caturday #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  22. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 1: Establishing Dominance

    "As with any creature of little brain, you first need to establish your dominance. Show your human whose beak is the sharpest in your pecking order. Then tell them if they don't comply with your every whim, you'll have a nice shredded chicken dinner!”

    #BCatPix #Caturday #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  23. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 1: Establishing Dominance

    "As with any creature of little brain, you first need to establish your dominance. Show your human whose beak is the sharpest in your pecking order. Then tell them if they don't comply with your every whim, you'll have a nice shredded chicken dinner!”

    #BCatPix #Caturday #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets

  24. PEOPLE AS PETS
    Lesson 1: Establishing Dominance

    "As with any creature of little brain, you first need to establish your dominance. Show your human whose beak is the sharpest in your pecking order. Then tell them if they don't comply with your every whim, you'll have a nice shredded chicken dinner!”

    #BCatPix #Caturday #CatsOnMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #cats #PeopleAsPets