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  1. Good news! I forgot to publish a comic again! I could blame the fact that yesterday was my wedding anniversary and I was out celebrating that instead of scheduling a post to go live today, but the truth is simply that God hates Thursdays, so I do too.

  2. New month means new monkey - I don't make the rules. I mean, obviously I do - I just don't take responsibility for the rules. monkeyfluids.com/2026/05/may-m

  3. In one sense, this comic is a few hours late. In another, more accurate sense, it's around 34 years late. monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/sudde

  4. Of course, the idea of a secret agent becoming romantically interested in the person they're protecting is ludicrous, hence the comedy. monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/from-

  5. The "goose up the chimney" thing is actually true (or at least a persistent Internet myth, which is the same thing these days). monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/great

  6. Sometimes you get a phrase stuck in your head and the only way to get it out is to turn it into art. "Tripping so hard you'll shit out your balls" was one such phrase for me. monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/unnec

  7. The original version of this one was popular with the perverts of Reddit - let's see if this gets the historians, or at least the pervert historians. monkeyfluids.com/2026/04/boo-s