#trousers — Public Fediverse posts

So apparently my #hips are narrower than most men's #waist is. It's below the 5th percentile.

I then found a paper with more accurate percentiles but it's breadth which I found hard to measure.
I wouldn't expect to be accurate to less than 2cm but my measurement put me squarely in the first percentile O.o

Finally in the 1% I guess..

No wonder I can't seem to find any adult trousers that fit me!

So, what do I do now?

I really don't want a #belt and teenager #trousers are cheap garbage IME.