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  1. @b_age 👍 vorzugsweise Müll mit Ewigkeitsgarantie.
    Ich wünsche mir, dass jeglicher Abfall, den jemand (absichtlich) fallen lässt oder außerhalb von Mülltonnen ablegt, unverzüglich zu demjenigen nach Hause teleportiert wird, vorzugsweise ins Wohnzimmer oder die Küche.

    #wish #wunsch #müll #wasfehlt

  2. @b_age 👍 vorzugsweise Müll mit Ewigkeitsgarantie.
    Ich wünsche mir, dass jeglicher Abfall, den jemand (absichtlich) fallen lässt oder außerhalb von Mülltonnen ablegt, unverzüglich zu demjenigen nach Hause teleportiert wird, vorzugsweise ins Wohnzimmer oder die Küche.

    #wish #wunsch #müll #wasfehlt

  3. @b_age 👍 vorzugsweise Müll mit Ewigkeitsgarantie.
    Ich wünsche mir, dass jeglicher Abfall, den jemand (absichtlich) fallen lässt oder außerhalb von Mülltonnen ablegt, unverzüglich zu demjenigen nach Hause teleportiert wird, vorzugsweise ins Wohnzimmer oder die Küche.

    #wish #wunsch #müll #wasfehlt

  4. @b_age 👍 vorzugsweise Müll mit Ewigkeitsgarantie.
    Ich wünsche mir, dass jeglicher Abfall, den jemand (absichtlich) fallen lässt oder außerhalb von Mülltonnen ablegt, unverzüglich zu demjenigen nach Hause teleportiert wird, vorzugsweise ins Wohnzimmer oder die Küche.

    #wish #wunsch #müll #wasfehlt

  5. Wish en ce moment chez reduc4all.com :

    - 💍 Petit prix — Bijoux dès 1,31€ -1.31€
    - 👚 Petit prix — Vêtements de sport femme dès 5€ -5€
    - Accessoires 2X moins chers -50%

    Consulter : reduc4all.com/boutique/wish

    #CodePromo #BonPlan #Reduc4All #Wish #Mode

  6. Dear Internet.

    I don't ask much, but could we get to see the 2019 Cats' butthole edition, please?

    #wish #bucketlist

  7. Dear Internet.

    I don't ask much, but could we get to see the 2019 Cats' butthole edition, please?

    #wish #bucketlist

  8. Dear Internet.

    I don't ask much, but could we get to see the 2019 Cats' butthole edition, please?

    #wish #bucketlist

  9. I came home stressed and tired. Like my brain had 1% battery left, blinking red like an old phone. I just wanted to fall into bed and disappear. But then… surprise. A blue genie was floating above my bed. Yes. A real genie. Not a filter, not a VR glitch, not some weird AI hallucination. He looked at me and said, very serious: “You have two wishes.” Two? I blinked. “Why only two wishes?” I asked.

    He crossed his arms like a grumpy teacher. “Most people would be happy with two. Life isn’t a bed of roses. That’s why you only get two.” Okay. Fair. Kind of rude, but fair. I thought for a moment. Then I smiled. “I wish… that life was a bed of roses.” The genie snapped his fingers. Boom. My bedroom changed. Right there. In front of me.
    Now I had a literal bed made of roses. Red ones. Fancy. Probably expensive. Also… very spiky.

    The genie looked proud. “There. Your wish is granted. Life is now a bed of roses. So you still have two wishes left. Happy?” I paused. Wait. Still two wishes? Oh. Ohhh. I felt like I had just unlocked a secret level. Like finding an infinite money glitch in a game before the developers patch it. “Yeah,” I said slowly. “I’m happy.” Then I went for it.

    “My next wish: I wish that the rule that says I can’t have infinite wishes… no longer applies to me.”

    The room went quiet. The genie stared at me. Not impressed. “That’s cheating,” he said. And right in that moment, I knew something important. I had him exactly where I wanted him.

    我回到家,又累又烦。感觉大脑电量只剩1%,还在疯狂闪红灯。我只想倒在床上,直接“关机”。结果——惊喜来了。一只蓝色的精灵飘在我的床上方。对,真的精灵。不是滤镜,不是VR,也不是AI出bug。他看着我,很认真地说:“你有两个愿望。” 两个。我愣住了。“为什么只有两个?”我问。他像个脾气不太好的老师一样抱起手臂。“正常人都会为两个愿望高兴。人生不是玫瑰花床。所以你只有两个。” 好吧。有点扎心,但也有道理。我想了一下,然后笑了。“我希望……人生就是一张玫瑰花床。” 精灵打了个响指。啪。房间瞬间变了。就在我眼前。我的卧室里现在真的有一张“玫瑰花床”。红玫瑰,很高级。看起来很贵。而且……全是刺。精灵一脸得意:“好了,你的愿望实现了。现在人生是玫瑰花床了。所以你还是有两个愿望。满意吗?” 我停了一下。等等。还是两个愿望?哦。哦哦。我感觉自己像是发现了游戏里的隐藏关卡。就像在游戏里找到无限金币的漏洞,还没被官方修复那种。“嗯,”我慢慢说,“我很满意。” 然后我出手了。“我的下一个愿望:我希望那个‘不能拥有无限愿望’的规则,对我不再有效。” 房间一下子安静了。精灵盯着我看。很不爽。“这算作弊。”他说。就在那一刻,我明白了一件事。我已经把他拿捏住了。

    #joke #story #lol #wish #life #humor #fun #funny

  10. I came home stressed and tired. Like my brain had 1% battery left, blinking red like an old phone. I just wanted to fall into bed and disappear. But then… surprise. A blue genie was floating above my bed. Yes. A real genie. Not a filter, not a VR glitch, not some weird AI hallucination. He looked at me and said, very serious: “You have two wishes.” Two? I blinked. “Why only two wishes?” I asked.

    He crossed his arms like a grumpy teacher. “Most people would be happy with two. Life isn’t a bed of roses. That’s why you only get two.” Okay. Fair. Kind of rude, but fair. I thought for a moment. Then I smiled. “I wish… that life was a bed of roses.” The genie snapped his fingers. Boom. My bedroom changed. Right there. In front of me.
    Now I had a literal bed made of roses. Red ones. Fancy. Probably expensive. Also… very spiky.

    The genie looked proud. “There. Your wish is granted. Life is now a bed of roses. So you still have two wishes left. Happy?” I paused. Wait. Still two wishes? Oh. Ohhh. I felt like I had just unlocked a secret level. Like finding an infinite money glitch in a game before the developers patch it. “Yeah,” I said slowly. “I’m happy.” Then I went for it.

    “My next wish: I wish that the rule that says I can’t have infinite wishes… no longer applies to me.”

    The room went quiet. The genie stared at me. Not impressed. “That’s cheating,” he said. And right in that moment, I knew something important. I had him exactly where I wanted him.

    我回到家,又累又烦。感觉大脑电量只剩1%,还在疯狂闪红灯。我只想倒在床上,直接“关机”。结果——惊喜来了。一只蓝色的精灵飘在我的床上方。对,真的精灵。不是滤镜,不是VR,也不是AI出bug。他看着我,很认真地说:“你有两个愿望。” 两个。我愣住了。“为什么只有两个?”我问。他像个脾气不太好的老师一样抱起手臂。“正常人都会为两个愿望高兴。人生不是玫瑰花床。所以你只有两个。” 好吧。有点扎心,但也有道理。我想了一下,然后笑了。“我希望……人生就是一张玫瑰花床。” 精灵打了个响指。啪。房间瞬间变了。就在我眼前。我的卧室里现在真的有一张“玫瑰花床”。红玫瑰,很高级。看起来很贵。而且……全是刺。精灵一脸得意:“好了,你的愿望实现了。现在人生是玫瑰花床了。所以你还是有两个愿望。满意吗?” 我停了一下。等等。还是两个愿望?哦。哦哦。我感觉自己像是发现了游戏里的隐藏关卡。就像在游戏里找到无限金币的漏洞,还没被官方修复那种。“嗯,”我慢慢说,“我很满意。” 然后我出手了。“我的下一个愿望:我希望那个‘不能拥有无限愿望’的规则,对我不再有效。” 房间一下子安静了。精灵盯着我看。很不爽。“这算作弊。”他说。就在那一刻,我明白了一件事。我已经把他拿捏住了。

    #joke #story #lol #wish #life #humor #fun #funny

  11. I came home stressed and tired. Like my brain had 1% battery left, blinking red like an old phone. I just wanted to fall into bed and disappear. But then… surprise. A blue genie was floating above my bed. Yes. A real genie. Not a filter, not a VR glitch, not some weird AI hallucination. He looked at me and said, very serious: “You have two wishes.” Two? I blinked. “Why only two wishes?” I asked.

    He crossed his arms like a grumpy teacher. “Most people would be happy with two. Life isn’t a bed of roses. That’s why you only get two.” Okay. Fair. Kind of rude, but fair. I thought for a moment. Then I smiled. “I wish… that life was a bed of roses.” The genie snapped his fingers. Boom. My bedroom changed. Right there. In front of me.
    Now I had a literal bed made of roses. Red ones. Fancy. Probably expensive. Also… very spiky.

    The genie looked proud. “There. Your wish is granted. Life is now a bed of roses. So you still have two wishes left. Happy?” I paused. Wait. Still two wishes? Oh. Ohhh. I felt like I had just unlocked a secret level. Like finding an infinite money glitch in a game before the developers patch it. “Yeah,” I said slowly. “I’m happy.” Then I went for it.

    “My next wish: I wish that the rule that says I can’t have infinite wishes… no longer applies to me.”

    The room went quiet. The genie stared at me. Not impressed. “That’s cheating,” he said. And right in that moment, I knew something important. I had him exactly where I wanted him.

    我回到家,又累又烦。感觉大脑电量只剩1%,还在疯狂闪红灯。我只想倒在床上,直接“关机”。结果——惊喜来了。一只蓝色的精灵飘在我的床上方。对,真的精灵。不是滤镜,不是VR,也不是AI出bug。他看着我,很认真地说:“你有两个愿望。” 两个。我愣住了。“为什么只有两个?”我问。他像个脾气不太好的老师一样抱起手臂。“正常人都会为两个愿望高兴。人生不是玫瑰花床。所以你只有两个。” 好吧。有点扎心,但也有道理。我想了一下,然后笑了。“我希望……人生就是一张玫瑰花床。” 精灵打了个响指。啪。房间瞬间变了。就在我眼前。我的卧室里现在真的有一张“玫瑰花床”。红玫瑰,很高级。看起来很贵。而且……全是刺。精灵一脸得意:“好了,你的愿望实现了。现在人生是玫瑰花床了。所以你还是有两个愿望。满意吗?” 我停了一下。等等。还是两个愿望?哦。哦哦。我感觉自己像是发现了游戏里的隐藏关卡。就像在游戏里找到无限金币的漏洞,还没被官方修复那种。“嗯,”我慢慢说,“我很满意。” 然后我出手了。“我的下一个愿望:我希望那个‘不能拥有无限愿望’的规则,对我不再有效。” 房间一下子安静了。精灵盯着我看。很不爽。“这算作弊。”他说。就在那一刻,我明白了一件事。我已经把他拿捏住了。

    #joke #story #lol #wish #life #humor #fun #funny

  12. Sex work is work. End of story. Sex workers have a right to safety , health care , dignity and legal protection. Those are basic Charter rights.
    Would they get rid of health and safety standards at a corporation ? Of course not.
    ALL workers have rights.
    WISH has done phenomenal work in BC for decades. Cutting their funding is an absolute outrage!

    ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/c

    #WISH #vancouver #BC #sexworkisrealwork

  13. Sex work is work. End of story. Sex workers have a right to safety , health care , dignity and legal protection. Those are basic Charter rights.
    Would they get rid of health and safety standards at a corporation ? Of course not.
    ALL workers have rights.
    WISH has done phenomenal work in BC for decades. Cutting their funding is an absolute outrage!

    ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/c

    #WISH #vancouver #BC #sexworkisrealwork

  14. Sex work is work. End of story. Sex workers have a right to safety , health care , dignity and legal protection. Those are basic Charter rights.
    Would they get rid of health and safety standards at a corporation ? Of course not.
    ALL workers have rights.
    WISH has done phenomenal work in BC for decades. Cutting their funding is an absolute outrage!

    ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/c

    #WISH #vancouver #BC #sexworkisrealwork

  15. Sex work is work. End of story. Sex workers have a right to safety , health care , dignity and legal protection. Those are basic Charter rights.
    Would they get rid of health and safety standards at a corporation ? Of course not.
    ALL workers have rights.
    WISH has done phenomenal work in BC for decades. Cutting their funding is an absolute outrage!

    ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/c

    #WISH #vancouver #BC #sexworkisrealwork

  16. Sex work is work. End of story. Sex workers have a right to safety , health care , dignity and legal protection. Those are basic Charter rights.
    Would they get rid of health and safety standards at a corporation ? Of course not.
    ALL workers have rights.
    WISH has done phenomenal work in BC for decades. Cutting their funding is an absolute outrage!

    ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/c

    #WISH #vancouver #BC #sexworkisrealwork