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Rian Johnson is doing a 4th instalment to his Knives out franchise.

This one is a prequel.... it's called "Caesar"

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The fact that there's an Olive Garden, suggests the existence of Olaugh Garden and Olove garden.

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It may have taken 26yrs, But Lou Bega has finally dropped a sequel to his biggest hit.

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Damn, I didn't realise it was that much.

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Well... they're not wrong.

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Wait... do I make the ass and is it functional? Or is a DIY job on my own ass and what exactly does it alter? Because I have some ideas... and a lot more questions.

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Wait... the whites do what in eton?

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What she actually gets, vs what I've told her she's gonna get.

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Teacher (in primary school): Can you count backwards from 100?

Me: Yes

Teacher: Go ahead then.

Me: 100, 59, 58, 57....

Teacher: No, no, no... that's not right. Who told you to count like that?

Me: The microwave

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Well, the instructions were clear.

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If a croque madame, speaks to another croque madame about anything other than a croque monsieur.

That would pass the bechemel test.

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My newest insult is now thus.

'You're exactly the sort of person who should get promoted to CEO of an insurance company'

See if they're capable of figuring it out. 😆

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My printer keeps getting paper stuck.

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OK, this one wins Halloween costume for me.

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She can't do anything right, I told her to pick up some 'coke' and there's not a bottle of cola in sight.

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Did anyone remember to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong this morning?

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I wonder what their post was about?

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I'm not even sorry.

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Women checking their DM's after posting a selfie.

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Women checking their DM's after posting a selfie.

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Women checking their DM's after posting a selfie.

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Women checking their DM's after posting a selfie.

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Women checking their DM's after posting a selfie.

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So what if I am...

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Guess my password

2 444 66666 8888888 9

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There are people out there who are having children... who weren't even alive when the first Shrek movie came out in 2001.

It makes you feel old.

Like...

The years start coming and they don't stop coming.
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb

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If you look really closely, you can also see a bowl of petunias.

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I have reached Brooklyn

G'nite

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The most dangerous type of canoes... are the vol

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Technically, if you swing both ways... this is still against the rules. 🤣

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Do flat earthers breathe air from the Atmoflat?

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A little known fact about Bletchley Park where the first computer was built and the enigma code was cracked during WWII.

Is that Alan Turing's sister Kay was the one providing them with food and drink during the long days & nights of work.

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