#whateverthefucktheyrecallednow — Public Fediverse posts

So I really like the concept of "conversation adaption" in the premium line of Apple airPods, but I'm sorry to report that they do not respond to "old man noises."

See, usually a cough, sputtering, hacking, throat degunking noise preceeds anything I'm about to actually speak, you know, as words. So it'd be actually useful to respond to the so-called old-man-noises as a precursor to likely speech. Instead, it does what my husband does: just flat out ignores them.

IF I WANTED THIS LEVEL OF DISRESPECT I WOULD'VE HAD KIDS DAMNIT.

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