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Count Binface is standing against Rishi Sunak in his constituency.

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#VoteBinface #GeneralElectionUK #VTTO #VoteTheToriesOut

Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

It’s coming. #voteBinface #pmqs

• Spending £10bn on making schools not terrifying death traps: nah.
• Spending £22bn on restoring the Palace of Westminster: sure!

They’ve lost the plot.
Send them a signal they’ll never forget.
#VoteBinface

A government that can afford a new lectern for each prime minister but can’t afford schools that don’t collapse on children’s heads needs to get in the bin.
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

Can’t disagree with his manifesto:
Bring back Ceefax
Price cap croissants at £1
Give royal palaces to the homeless

@CountBinface #CountBinface #VoteBinface

What a way to celebrate Election Eve! Gloriously resplendent in tonight’s London & Siberia Evening Standard. Beautiful. #VoteBinface #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

If only I lived in Uxbridge. I'd be able to vote for the only serious political candidate in the entire UK: Count Binface @CountBinface

Also, in physics, a boris/antiboris reaction is capable of producing enough energy to power an entire electric kettle.

#VoteBinface

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

Behold the best election flyer in British political history. They’re hitting Uxbridge doormats at this very moment! #VOTEBINFACE #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

Don’t starve children. #VoteBinface
#opengoal

Count Binface would get my vote if I was in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency! #CountBinface #VoteBinface #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip #TheCrownAndTreaty #MoveThatHandDryerInTheToiletsToAMoreSensiblePosition

One week to go, humans. I’m comin’ for ya. #VoteBinface #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

Get your Binface merch! There’s a design to suit every well-adjusted human voter. And they’re flying off the shelves faster than you can say ‘Tory wipeout’. 50% of profits go to homelessness charities. Plus a free bin sticker with every order! Binfaceshop.co.uk
#VoteBinface

Make Count Binface the next MP for the great constituency of #Uxbridge and #SouthRuislip. For the ultimate protest vote. #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

Why am I standing in the #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip by-election? And why should the wonderful people of that constituency vote for me? I present the 2023 Count Binface Charter. #VoteBinface #BinItToWinIt

Bin Day is coming. #VoteBinface #Uxbridge (#andSouthRuislip) July20thBeWithYou

Boris Johnson has honoured:
Jacob Rees-Mogg, Priti Patel, the MP who caught him and Carrie in flagrante in his office, a pair of foetuses, Martin ‘Partygate’ Reynolds, and his fucking hairdresser.

Help me give the Tories a beating they’ll never forget. Ko-fi.com/countbinface
#VoteBinface

@CountBinface that’s why you’re the only choice I have as an action figurine on the bookshelf #VoteBinface

(In reality, please vote for whoever gets the tories out in a sensible way that is in line with the stupid fptp system!)

Tories: We got Brexit done.
Labour: We'll make Brexit work.
Binface: Stop the shitshow.
#VoteBinface