#binittowinit — Public Fediverse posts

It is now Friday, August 14, 2026.

Clacton-on-Sea was presented with a great opportunity and most didn't even show up for that opportunity.

Let us all show up as best we can to the opportunities presented to us. Let us be the best we've ever bin.

#Life #Politics #BinItToWinIt

Mehdi Meets Count Binface

"Count Binface aims to break the mold of your usual British politician. His policies range from capping the price of Flake ice cream at 99p to forcing politicians who resign mid-parliament to face a by-election.

To be clear, this is not a joke - though, as you’ll see, Mehdi Hasan does struggle to keep a straight face throughout the interview.

Major parties in the UK have chosen to boycott the Clacton election and have denounced Farage's re-election bid, which he recently launched after quitting parliament amid investigations into his finances, as a political stunt.

This, hilariously, bizarrely, has cleared a path for Count Binface and his cape to score a superhero landing in many major headlines around the world, with his silver face now seen almost everywhere."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tttcl2Va_Zk #UKpol #UK #Satire #BinItToWinIt

The choice is yours

"Published and promoted by Count Binface on behalf of the Count Binface Party, PO Box 818, Tonbridge TN9 9YF, Earth'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unuCVdUvyaA #UKpol #UK #Satire #BinItToWinIT

My Message to Planet Earth

"It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

With thanks to the brilliant team at ‪@Sentintospace‬

Published and promoted by Count Binface on behalf of the Count Binface Party, PO Box 818, Tonbridge, TN9 9YF"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aln6Iif8tKk #UKpol #Satire #BinItToWinIt

"In this Clacton byelection special, Count Binface takes a break from the campaign trail and zooms in from his spaceship to chat with Mary and Charlotte about his deep interest in Ancient Greece and Rome.

While denying all connection with an earthling called Jon Harvey who studied Classics at Oxford, Binface reveals the lessons he has learned by studying classical writers, like the Greek satirist Lucian, the failings of Athenian democracy and Roman republicanism, and his views on Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey.

All of which begs the question: will Count Binface make compulsory Latin in state primary schools a central pledge in his manifesto? Listen to find out!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMvbdroAQM #Classics #Greece #UKpol #BinItToWinIt

@CountBinface I'm a Yank, but would vote for you just based on the hashtag #binittowinit

Godspeed!

Why am I standing in the #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip by-election? And why should the wonderful people of that constituency vote for me? I present the 2023 Count Binface Charter. #VoteBinface #BinItToWinIt

Getting our #PawsOnPlastic for #PawsOnPlasticDay yesterday! Managed to fit around 130 pieces of #litter in our bag with everything from bottles and cans to crisp packets and vapes! Lots of #LitterLotto entries which bumped us up to 3rd place for the week...but no prize apart from lots of their coins 😂

#KeepsScotlandBeautiful #BinItToWinIt #LitterPicking #LitterPick #DogsOfMastodon #Collies #ColliesOfMastodon #BorderCollies #BorderColliesOfMastodon