#vol62issue13 — Public Fediverse posts

SNAP Now Requiring Recipients To Spend 80 Hours A Month In Hypoglycemic Coma

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/snap-now-requiring-recipients-to-spend-80-hours-a-month-in-hypoglycemic-coma/

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-to-use-potatoes-for-easter-egg-roll/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

Melania Trump Touts Robot Teachers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/melania-trump-touts-robot-teachers/

New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-enterprise-spokesman-claims-he-lost-250-pounds-by-renting-cars/