#vol62issue13 — Public Fediverse posts

Panicked Dodgers Owner Has No Idea How He’s Going To Come Up With $414 Million Payroll

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/panicked-dodgers-owner-has-no-idea-how-hes-going-to-come-up-with-414-million-payroll/

SNAP Now Requiring Recipients To Spend 80 Hours A Month In Hypoglycemic Coma

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/snap-now-requiring-recipients-to-spend-80-hours-a-month-in-hypoglycemic-coma/

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/artemis-ii-mission-fails-after-astronauts-miss-connection-rocket-in-atlanta/

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-to-use-potatoes-for-easter-egg-roll/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-bridgerton-to-feature-2-women-falling-in-love-breaking-up-forming-punk-band/

Nation Likes When Bib Has Picture Of Food They Eating

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-likes-when-bib-has-picture-of-food-they-eating/

Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-infuriating/

Melania Trump Touts Robot Teachers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/melania-trump-touts-robot-teachers/

New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-enterprise-spokesman-claims-he-lost-250-pounds-by-renting-cars/

Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rusty-tsa-agent-sticks-hand-into-wrong-cavity/

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/even-trump-unsure-how-rambling-speech-on-iran-veered-off-into-ranking-the-pirates-of-the-caribbean-films/

Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-children-who-play-violent-video-games-more-likely-to-say-thats-goro-when-shown-picture-of-goro/