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  1. Life is short.

    Then you die under suspicious circumstances.

    You come back as a nighttime alpha predator with a predilection for blood.

    You try to adapt and live your best unlife.

    Then, a cheerleader kills you again.

    #Undead #Death #VampireHumor #Cheerleader #ChosenOne #Slayer #VampireSlayer