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Very - Like French glass.
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Mogged - realising your cat is superior.
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Nom de plume - Greedily eat feathers
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Tofu - An oriental martial art using the feet, equivalent to the western "Thumb War"
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Depicted - The Highland Clearances
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Nappy - Narcoleptic
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Frock - A geologist resigns.
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Liquorice - an alcohol-free spirit.
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Capricious - the excellent taste of a fruit drink from a foil container.
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Staycation - Beef curry.
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Dunkirk - William Shatner's autobiography.
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Proportional: in favor of serving sizes
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Exoskeleton: the chalk remains of a game of noughts and crosses
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Category is to cats as allegory is to alligators
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Gastronomy - The study of nebulae
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Shifty characters: Capital letters
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Carpentry: Ingress for fish
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Levitate: To build a dam around a misogynist
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Edit: When the ball's too 'igh to kick it
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Expert: formerly perky
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Hyperbolic: Multi-dimensional testicle
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IQ: there's a line at the optician
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Hornbill: When pornhub charges your credit card
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Mandible: The policeman from Top Cat, when he's off-duty
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Scandal: shocking footwear
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Content: Canvas prison
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Paralegal: airdropped solicitor
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Ponder: more like a pond
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Wednesday Word
tiramisunami: a tidal wave of espresso-soaked cake, mascarpone, and cocoa #WednesdayWord #lunchpun #uxbridgeenglishdictionary
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Wednesday Word
difficult (n.): a new religious movement that is hard to get into #WednesdayWord #lunchpun #uxbridgeenglishdictionary
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Wednesday Word
bulbs (n.): what you plant in the garden to brighten it up. #WednesdayWord #lunchpun #uxbridgeenglishdictionary
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Wizard - A lizard whose primary method of defense is its own urine.
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Wizard - A lizard whose primary method of defense is its own urine.
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Wizard - A lizard whose primary method of defense is its own urine.
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Wizard - A lizard whose primary method of defense is its own urine.
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Wizard - A lizard whose primary method of defense is its own urine.