#lunchpun — Public Fediverse posts

Sunday Punday

The server was in a foul mood, which sparked a dispute in the restaurant kitchen and delayed the customers’ roast. Unwilling to explain the situation to the table, he simply gave them the cold shoulder. #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/05/11/sunday-punday-33/

Sunday Punday

Back in school some buddies started a band and called it ‘Books’ — so no one could judge them by their covers. #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/27/sunday-punday-32/

Tuesday Trivia

The Flat Earth Society grew especially anxious during the COVID-19 pandemic. They worried that social distancing might push someone over the edge — but critics pointed out that wasn’t exactly a well-rounded argument. #TuesdayTrivia #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/22/tuesday-trivia-32/

Sunday Punday

…then my hands started twitching. My fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms grew thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath — and the feeling passed. I just had two paws for a moment… #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/13/sunday-punday-30/

Sunday Punday

The circus has a bonus petting zoo with goats and sheep. I am having a great time time when…EARTHQUAKE!! OMG IT’S CHAOS!!! How will I get out of here? Clowns to the left of me, elephants to the right… Here I am, stuck in the middle with ewes. #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/04/06/sunday-punday-29/

Sunday Punday

My friend hired a singing judge for his wedding after hearing him cover John Legend in court. But at the reception, his original songs were awful—proving you should never book a judge by his covers. #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/30/sunday-punday-28/

Sunday Punday

Josh was using live worms and kept reeling in fish, while his buddy struggled with a lure.Frustrated, his buddy kept switching lures, but nothing worked.Josh kept landing fish after fish.Eventually, his buddy realized—good things come to those who bait. #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/23/sunday-punday-27/

Thursday Thought

A study showed that people who choose taller mentors tend to be more successful—it’s easier to look up to them. #ThursdayThought #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/20/thursday-thought-23/

Thursday Thought

Using the best writing instruments is crucial for capturing your brilliant ideas. If you settle for low-quality ink, your words may fade, and your genius might go unnoticed. After all, your brain is only as strong as its weakest ink. #ThursdayThought #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/13/thursday-thought-22/

Sunday Punday

Before Shakespeare became a writer, he was a skilled sketch artist. His early sonnets weren’t accepted—critics always told him, “Go back to the drawing bard!” #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/09/sunday-punday-25/

Thursday Thought

I can't decide if I want to enter that spelling contest. To bee or not to bee. #ThursdayThought #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/06/thursday-thought-21/

Sunday Punday

The Spanish magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a tres. #SundayPunday #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/03/02/sunday-punday-24/

Thursday Thought

Raine wants to organize our house by optimizing the flow of energy through space and design. I’m adamant that it should be more traditional. It’s my way or the Feng Shui. #ThursdayThought #lunchpun

http://itsjamesd.com/2025/02/27/thursday-thought-20/

Prime Minister's Questions - A parliament of howls.

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