#toddler — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #toddler, aggregated by home.social.
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Dulce when she was younger, getting trained by her "Tío" Rico in the city of Las Huérfanas~
One day I'm gonna have to share some stories about these characters of mine~ :blobcatgiggle:
Dulce - El Primer Verano con el Tío~🖤
#aiart #explicit #cartoon #loli #toddler #incest #ageddifference #latina #vaginal #nude #redeyes #darkskinnedmale #dulcegm #ricogm #kenziegm -
<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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🤖👶 Oh, look! A techie dad thinks he's the next Da Vinci by scribbling a stick figure and letting AI do all the heavy lifting to create a "next-gen" pegboard. 🚀🛠 Clearly, this groundbreaking #innovation will revolutionize the #toddler toy industry—right after we all finish laughing. 😂🔧
https://github.com/virpo/pegboard #techdad #toys #AIartistry #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Me & my partner this morning: wow, the kid slept so good. We even had to snooze! 😍
After reading the clocks were changed: Shit, the toddler is not miraculously sleeping in till later, she was just sleeping until her usual time 🥲
(Our kid is an early riser, our life now entails being happy with her hard-fought 06:15 wake up time, and being ecstatic when we snooze in until 06:45)
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Agentica SDK stumbles into the #ARCAGI3 competition like a #toddler on roller skates, managing a "stellar" 36% on Day 1. 🤡 It's like somehow outscoring the neighborhood cat, GPT 5.4 High, but only boasting about how it did it on a lower #budget. 💸 Keep those achievements coming, Symbolica, we're on the edge of our seats! 🙄
https://www.symbolica.ai/blog/arc-agi-3 #AgenticaSDK #rollerSkates #stellar #performance #friendly #HackerNews #ngated -
🎰 Breaking News: When you throw free money at gamblers, they... gamble more! 🤑 Thanks, #University #of #Captain #Obvious, for this groundbreaking revelation that would astonish a #toddler. Who knew the best way to get people to gamble more was to bombard them with offers? 🙄
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/march/bombarding-gamblers-with-offers-greatly-increases-betting-and-gambling-harm.html #freebies #gambling #research #surprising #findings #insights #HackerNews #ngated -
Dad finds way to get Toniebox for £45 instead of £80 with deal stack
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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WORST OF THE WORST.
I hope #DictatorDon & his #gICEstapo like the heat, b/c they're going to be spending eternity in hell.
#RacistInChief #ICE #immigration #toddler
https://www.ms.now/watch/trump-s-ice-imprisons-family-with-sick-toddler-denies-her-medicine-2487786051868 -
Oh, look! 🧐 Someone invented a "finger-nose" #stylus because using your #phone in the #bath wasn't difficult enough. Now you can poke your phone like a #toddler with a pointy hat! 🎩📱 Genius! 🙄
https://variationsonnormal.com/2011/04/28/finger-nose-stylus-for-touchscreens/ #finger-nose #innovation #tech #humor #gadgets #HackerNews #ngated -
Second - opening up his #dumptruck #toy.
One of several free toys that I collected for my little #nephew. He loves this big dump #truck. -
CW: 🔞 sensitive content! Necro NSFW
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Grocery Shopping With The Family
Portalet Street
Hyères, French Riviera#grocery #shopping #groceryshopping #family #streets #street #hyeres #frenchriviera #france #provence #toddler #children #child #kids #cobblestones #rainyday #togetherness
#photography #colorphotography #streetphotography #urbanphotography #animalphotography
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Rayven isn't lactose intolerant & he loves #IceCream.
#AsianMastodon #FamilyPhotos #Teochew #biracial #Nephew #Family #Childhood #toddler #FamilyMemories
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Big chair, little dude.
Rayven loves sitting & napping in big, comfy, camp chairs 💗#AsianMastodon #FamilyPhotos #Teochew #biracial #Nephew #Family #Toddler #FamilyMemories
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Visit from my nephew, Rayven. He'll be 2, end of October. He picked some dandelions for Mom/his Grandma ❤️
#AsianMastodon #FamilyPhotos #Teochew #biracial #Nephew #Family #SweetChild #toddler
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🚨🔥 #MIT drops bombshell: Using #AI is like letting a #toddler with crayons rewire your brain, but don't worry, it only leads to a charming #cognitive #downfall. Who knew #Skynet came with a side of giggles? 🤖🧠📉
https://publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-finds-artificial-intelligence-use-reprograms-the-brain-leading-to-cognitive-decline/ #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
😂 Oh no, Google! You've been #grounded from your #secret #search playdates but can still babysit #Chrome. 🍼💻 Meanwhile, the article is locked up tighter than a #toddler-proof cabinet. 🔒🚫
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/02/google-antitrust-search-ruling.html #Google #Babysitter #HackerNews #ngated -
Be a Kid Again Day.
#happykids #kids #fun #preschool #happy #kidsactivities #children #happyfamily #instakids #kidsfashion #family #parenting #love #kidsofinstagram #kindergarten #happymom #healthykids #familytime #kidsfun #childhood #momlife #education #toddler #baby #instagood #daycare #happiness #playtime #play #parents What a life is life in childhood. No tension, no worries. Enjoy the whole day, eat a lot and then sleep.Friends, when we grow up, a lot of…
https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/07/08/be-a-kid-again-day/
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Be a Kid Again Day.
#happykids #kids #fun #preschool #happy #kidsactivities #children #happyfamily #instakids #kidsfashion #family #parenting #love #kidsofinstagram #kindergarten #happymom #healthykids #familytime #kidsfun #childhood #momlife #education #toddler #baby #instagood #daycare #happiness #playtime #play #parents What a life is life in childhood. No tension, no worries. Enjoy the whole day, eat a lot and then sleep.Friends, when we grow up, a lot of…
https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/07/08/be-a-kid-again-day/
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Be a Kid Again Day.
#happykids #kids #fun #preschool #happy #kidsactivities #children #happyfamily #instakids #kidsfashion #family #parenting #love #kidsofinstagram #kindergarten #happymom #healthykids #familytime #kidsfun #childhood #momlife #education #toddler #baby #instagood #daycare #happiness #playtime #play #parents What a life is life in childhood. No tension, no worries. Enjoy the whole day, eat a lot and then sleep.Friends, when we grow up, a lot of…
https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/07/08/be-a-kid-again-day/
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Be a Kid Again Day.
#happykids #kids #fun #preschool #happy #kidsactivities #children #happyfamily #instakids #kidsfashion #family #parenting #love #kidsofinstagram #kindergarten #happymom #healthykids #familytime #kidsfun #childhood #momlife #education #toddler #baby #instagood #daycare #happiness #playtime #play #parents What a life is life in childhood. No tension, no worries. Enjoy the whole day, eat a lot and then sleep.Friends, when we grow up, a lot of…
https://itsmostamazingindia.wordpress.com/2025/07/08/be-a-kid-again-day/
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Mountain Silence
“A toddler wrapped in a woolen shawl sitting beside a baby goat on a mountaintop during sunrise, clouds below them, wind-tousled hair, vast peaceful sky, intimate and humble moment, painterly textures, magical realism with soft focus”
#mountain #silence #toddler #babygoat #children #animals #love #digitalart #imagine #aigenerated #aigenerator #aigeneratedart #nature
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I got my first #tattoo!
It's the #phonetic #transcription of *how* my #toddler said *his* #firstWord. -
#Journal, Day 1694
Thursday, 07 November 2024
Ukraine War: Day 999
Hamas-Israel War: Day 396
Mass shootings in the USA in 2024: 446 -
Help your little sister learn her place!
#blacked #bbc #loli #toddler #toddlercon #caption #goon #autism #cringe #littlesister #humiliation #ntr #cuckold #cuck #bnwo #ai #aiart #aigenerated -
Oh no! Your little sister is being molested by a black guy in the park! You gotta help— why are you unzipping your pants? 😐
#blacked #bbc #loli #toddler #toddlercon #caption #goon #autism #cringe #littlesister #humiliation #sph #ntr #cuckold #cuck #bnwo #ai #aiart #aigenerated -
CW: Toddlercub, male/x, POV, dubious consent(POV), forced handjob, diapers
I actually followed through on my prior post and turned my quaint scene idea of my fursona aggressively "requesting" a handjob from the viewer/reader during a diaper change into a full 2nd person POV short story. I even made a cute little thumbnail for it and everything.
Hosted on :inkbunny: here: https://inkbunny.net/s/3401464
#cub #male #pov #story #ambiguous_gender #masturbation #handjob #furry #toddlercon #diaper #babyfur #toddler #baby
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From the #BestOfZorz series: a random daily pick from the studio work across all genres and periods.
Photo by @ZorzStudios
#DareToBePhotographed #GetZorzed #ZorzStudios #zorz #FearlessPhotographer #TheBest #photography #portfolio #FineArt #PhotoShoot #beauty #dramatic #creative #epic #CreativePhotographer #PortraitPhotographer #NewYorkPhotographer #ChildrenPhotographer #child #love #happy #cute #picoftheday #surprising #fun #adorable #marvelous #winsome #toddler
