#toddler — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #toddler, aggregated by home.social.
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#Overheard in #QueenStreetEast in #theBeach in #Toronto:
Grandmother to a #toddler in a stroller: “Then I’m going to get you a #croissant.” -
Remember the way things were, pre- #TrumpVirus?
#Truth #democracy #aesthetics #culture #pride #PeoplesHouse #WhiteHouse #Toddler #King of #tastelessness
"Everything he touches dies". ✓
Or just gets uglier, richer, &/or more evil. -
Remember the way things were, pre- #TrumpVirus?
#Truth #democracy #aesthetics #culture #pride #PeoplesHouse #WhiteHouse #Toddler #King of #tastelessness
"Everything he touches dies". ✓
Or just gets uglier, richer, &/or more evil. -
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Cartoon by de Adder
As Sir #TrumpVirus spews #tariffs because he feels that Canada, unlike him, can't perfectly control #nature.
Some may recall the #Toddler #King singing this song before, attacking the other CA (California), He said *others* are stupid & need to rake the forest floors properly. Like he did w/the reflecting pool.
Clearly he is confused & displacing his wish to put tariffs on Californians, & everyone else.
#psychopathology, #cognitive #wind
#wildfires #incapacity #projection -
Cartoon by de Adder
As Sir #TrumpVirus spews #tariffs because he feels that Canada, unlike him, can't perfectly control #nature.
Some may recall the #Toddler #King singing this song before, attacking the other CA (California), He said *others* are stupid & need to rake the forest floors properly. Like he did w/the reflecting pool.
Clearly he is confused & displacing his wish to put tariffs on Californians, & everyone else.
#psychopathology, #cognitive #wind
#wildfires #incapacity #projection -
Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....
Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.
> The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness
#narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit
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Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....
Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.
> The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness
#narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit
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Origin story of our #Toddler #King
https://youtu.be/CdcikmwG3xA
> "After a week of public tantrums, awkward interviews, & endless demands for attention, I started wondering: what if we stopped treating this behavior like politics & started treating it like what it resembles most? A toddler."
🎯>...Wrapped in a Norman Rockwell-style suburban America, MAN BABY follows a familiar little boy who never quite learned that the world doesn't revolve around him.
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Origin story of our #Toddler #King
https://youtu.be/CdcikmwG3xA
> "After a week of public tantrums, awkward interviews, & endless demands for attention, I started wondering: what if we stopped treating this behavior like politics & started treating it like what it resembles most? A toddler."
🎯>...Wrapped in a Norman Rockwell-style suburban America, MAN BABY follows a familiar little boy who never quite learned that the world doesn't revolve around him.
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Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.
Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.
Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.
When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.
So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.
Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david
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Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.
Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.
Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.
When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.
So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.
Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david
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Radio-Gaga is a Toddler Friendly Remote In a Radio
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How two nurses rescued a convulsing toddler from near death in Kochi https://english.mathrubhumi.com/news/kerala/how-two-nurses-rescued-a-convulsing-toddler-from-near-death-in-kochi-xc9yhmas?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #LifeSaving #Toddler #Nurse #Kochi
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CW: toddlercon, incest, sucking, pee
toddlercon commissions!
#toddler #toddlercon #baby #babycon #incest #pee #piss #pisskink #sucking #micropenisis #kobeni #chainsawman #commission
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[ JS Backpack Mod ]
- For Tall Females, Lalafell
- Can change the row to change the colorhttps://mega.nz/file/C35AlCzC#OWPmvKbEsxGflJ06TN6A2h-pN76P7ovE7-8g2mrowgk
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CW: NSFW┃Lalafell ?┃Toddler┃Nude┃Pussy┃Penis
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Ummi Let’s Play
COMING SOON
(For other amazon worldwide, search product code: )
Author: Umm Assad
Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
Year of Publication: 2026
Binding: Paperback
Page Count: 34
Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5Click images below to view:
Description:
Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.
#Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.
Recommended for ages 3-8 years. -
Ummi Let’s Play
COMING SOON
(For other amazon worldwide, search product code: )
Author: Umm Assad
Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
Year of Publication: 2026
Binding: Paperback
Page Count: 34
Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5Click images below to view:
Description:
Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.
#Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.
Recommended for ages 3-8 years. -
The Second Boon
The last few weeks have been very hectic. As most of my friends, and their friends, would already know, we celebrated our daughter, Anika’s (or Riki's as everyone calls her), first birthday in Pondicherry. Since early this year, we have been planning long-distance, making the bookings, looking up references, calling friends, and getting the canvas ready. Then there was the packing, the travel, the unpacking, the circus of last minute preparations, the sorting of trillion things we bought […] -
The Second Boon
The last few weeks have been very hectic. As most of my friends, and their friends, would already know, we celebrated our daughter, Anika’s (or Riki's as everyone calls her), first birthday in Pondicherry. Since early this year, we have been planning long-distance, making the bookings, looking up references, calling friends, and getting the canvas ready. Then there was the packing, the travel, the unpacking, the circus of last minute preparations, the sorting of trillion things we bought […] -
Nedumangad Toddler's Death: 50 Injuries, Burn Marks Found On Deceased's Body, Mother, Partner Arrested In Kerala
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@meidastouch Allow me to translate because I speak 'toddler': "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"
#trump #toddler -
@meidastouch Allow me to translate because I speak 'toddler': "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"
#trump #toddler -
🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated
