#toddler — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #toddler, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated -
🚨 #Polsia just scored #$30M to create the #AI equivalent of a #toddler with a toy steering wheel pretending they run the world. With #god-mode access to kill any company, it's like giving your toddler the keys to your #Tesla and hoping for the best. 🤖💸 Remember, kids: when you reverse-engineer Polsia, you find it's just "AI Slop" in disguise. 🤦♂️
https://zero-arr.vercel.app #Slop #HackerNews #ngated -
Rainbow Fruit Skewers - Toddler Meal Ideas
Ingredients:– 1 cup strawberries, hulled and halved– 1 cup seedless grapes– 1 cup melon, cubed (such as cantaloupe or honeydew...
https://mumblog.org/rainbow-fruit-skewers-toddler-meal-ideas/
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Dulce when she was younger, getting trained by her "Tío" Rico in the city of Las Huérfanas~
One day I'm gonna have to share some stories about these characters of mine~ :blobcatgiggle:
Dulce - El Primer Verano con el Tío~🖤
#aiart #explicit #cartoon #loli #toddler #incest #ageddifference #latina #vaginal #nude #redeyes #darkskinnedmale #dulcegm #ricogm #kenziegm -
<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
<spoken as if to a toddler>
"A store on the corner is a 'corner-store'! Do you want to try to say it with me?"
Article reminds us of this gem from November: “Another word is just ‘groceries.’ You know, it’s sort of an old-fashioned word, but it’s very accurate.”
#fascist #USA #OurPutin #AnotherOrban #toddler #GOP #groceries #egg #prices #inflation #impeach #charge #convict #jail #LooseCannon #TopSecret #confidential #documents #JudgeLooseCannon #SCOTUS #crowned a #king
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/who-the-hell-wrote-that-trump-stops-mid-speech-to-say-he-doesnt-know-what-a-corner-store-is/ -
under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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under control
unter #Kontrolle
bajo #control#niño #kid #toddler #thumb #finger #remote #tv #fernbedienung #foto #photo #photography #fotografie
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🤖👶 Oh, look! A techie dad thinks he's the next Da Vinci by scribbling a stick figure and letting AI do all the heavy lifting to create a "next-gen" pegboard. 🚀🛠 Clearly, this groundbreaking #innovation will revolutionize the #toddler toy industry—right after we all finish laughing. 😂🔧
https://github.com/virpo/pegboard #techdad #toys #AIartistry #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖👶 Oh, look! A techie dad thinks he's the next Da Vinci by scribbling a stick figure and letting AI do all the heavy lifting to create a "next-gen" pegboard. 🚀🛠 Clearly, this groundbreaking #innovation will revolutionize the #toddler toy industry—right after we all finish laughing. 😂🔧
https://github.com/virpo/pegboard #techdad #toys #AIartistry #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖👶 Oh, look! A techie dad thinks he's the next Da Vinci by scribbling a stick figure and letting AI do all the heavy lifting to create a "next-gen" pegboard. 🚀🛠 Clearly, this groundbreaking #innovation will revolutionize the #toddler toy industry—right after we all finish laughing. 😂🔧
https://github.com/virpo/pegboard #techdad #toys #AIartistry #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖👶 Oh, look! A techie dad thinks he's the next Da Vinci by scribbling a stick figure and letting AI do all the heavy lifting to create a "next-gen" pegboard. 🚀🛠 Clearly, this groundbreaking #innovation will revolutionize the #toddler toy industry—right after we all finish laughing. 😂🔧
https://github.com/virpo/pegboard #techdad #toys #AIartistry #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
🤖👶 Oh, look! A techie dad thinks he's the next Da Vinci by scribbling a stick figure and letting AI do all the heavy lifting to create a "next-gen" pegboard. 🚀🛠 Clearly, this groundbreaking #innovation will revolutionize the #toddler toy industry—right after we all finish laughing. 😂🔧
https://github.com/virpo/pegboard #techdad #toys #AIartistry #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Me & my partner this morning: wow, the kid slept so good. We even had to snooze! 😍
After reading the clocks were changed: Shit, the toddler is not miraculously sleeping in till later, she was just sleeping until her usual time 🥲
(Our kid is an early riser, our life now entails being happy with her hard-fought 06:15 wake up time, and being ecstatic when we snooze in until 06:45)
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Agentica SDK stumbles into the #ARCAGI3 competition like a #toddler on roller skates, managing a "stellar" 36% on Day 1. 🤡 It's like somehow outscoring the neighborhood cat, GPT 5.4 High, but only boasting about how it did it on a lower #budget. 💸 Keep those achievements coming, Symbolica, we're on the edge of our seats! 🙄
https://www.symbolica.ai/blog/arc-agi-3 #AgenticaSDK #rollerSkates #stellar #performance #friendly #HackerNews #ngated -
Agentica SDK stumbles into the #ARCAGI3 competition like a #toddler on roller skates, managing a "stellar" 36% on Day 1. 🤡 It's like somehow outscoring the neighborhood cat, GPT 5.4 High, but only boasting about how it did it on a lower #budget. 💸 Keep those achievements coming, Symbolica, we're on the edge of our seats! 🙄
https://www.symbolica.ai/blog/arc-agi-3 #AgenticaSDK #rollerSkates #stellar #performance #friendly #HackerNews #ngated -
Agentica SDK stumbles into the #ARCAGI3 competition like a #toddler on roller skates, managing a "stellar" 36% on Day 1. 🤡 It's like somehow outscoring the neighborhood cat, GPT 5.4 High, but only boasting about how it did it on a lower #budget. 💸 Keep those achievements coming, Symbolica, we're on the edge of our seats! 🙄
https://www.symbolica.ai/blog/arc-agi-3 #AgenticaSDK #rollerSkates #stellar #performance #friendly #HackerNews #ngated -
Agentica SDK stumbles into the #ARCAGI3 competition like a #toddler on roller skates, managing a "stellar" 36% on Day 1. 🤡 It's like somehow outscoring the neighborhood cat, GPT 5.4 High, but only boasting about how it did it on a lower #budget. 💸 Keep those achievements coming, Symbolica, we're on the edge of our seats! 🙄
https://www.symbolica.ai/blog/arc-agi-3 #AgenticaSDK #rollerSkates #stellar #performance #friendly #HackerNews #ngated -
Agentica SDK stumbles into the #ARCAGI3 competition like a #toddler on roller skates, managing a "stellar" 36% on Day 1. 🤡 It's like somehow outscoring the neighborhood cat, GPT 5.4 High, but only boasting about how it did it on a lower #budget. 💸 Keep those achievements coming, Symbolica, we're on the edge of our seats! 🙄
https://www.symbolica.ai/blog/arc-agi-3 #AgenticaSDK #rollerSkates #stellar #performance #friendly #HackerNews #ngated -
🎰 Breaking News: When you throw free money at gamblers, they... gamble more! 🤑 Thanks, #University #of #Captain #Obvious, for this groundbreaking revelation that would astonish a #toddler. Who knew the best way to get people to gamble more was to bombard them with offers? 🙄
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/march/bombarding-gamblers-with-offers-greatly-increases-betting-and-gambling-harm.html #freebies #gambling #research #surprising #findings #insights #HackerNews #ngated -
🎰 Breaking News: When you throw free money at gamblers, they... gamble more! 🤑 Thanks, #University #of #Captain #Obvious, for this groundbreaking revelation that would astonish a #toddler. Who knew the best way to get people to gamble more was to bombard them with offers? 🙄
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/march/bombarding-gamblers-with-offers-greatly-increases-betting-and-gambling-harm.html #freebies #gambling #research #surprising #findings #insights #HackerNews #ngated -
🎰 Breaking News: When you throw free money at gamblers, they... gamble more! 🤑 Thanks, #University #of #Captain #Obvious, for this groundbreaking revelation that would astonish a #toddler. Who knew the best way to get people to gamble more was to bombard them with offers? 🙄
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/march/bombarding-gamblers-with-offers-greatly-increases-betting-and-gambling-harm.html #freebies #gambling #research #surprising #findings #insights #HackerNews #ngated -
🎰 Breaking News: When you throw free money at gamblers, they... gamble more! 🤑 Thanks, #University #of #Captain #Obvious, for this groundbreaking revelation that would astonish a #toddler. Who knew the best way to get people to gamble more was to bombard them with offers? 🙄
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/march/bombarding-gamblers-with-offers-greatly-increases-betting-and-gambling-harm.html #freebies #gambling #research #surprising #findings #insights #HackerNews #ngated -
🎰 Breaking News: When you throw free money at gamblers, they... gamble more! 🤑 Thanks, #University #of #Captain #Obvious, for this groundbreaking revelation that would astonish a #toddler. Who knew the best way to get people to gamble more was to bombard them with offers? 🙄
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2026/march/bombarding-gamblers-with-offers-greatly-increases-betting-and-gambling-harm.html #freebies #gambling #research #surprising #findings #insights #HackerNews #ngated -
https://www.europesays.com/dk/?p=42654 Europe’s best city break for families is walkable and very buggy-friendly #CityBreaks #Copenhagen #Denmark #FamilyHolidays #Parenting #toddler
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Dad finds way to get Toniebox for £45 instead of £80 with deal stack
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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The current US administration's planning, commencement, and execution of its latest (illegal) war makes the last act of Stripes (1981) look like an Eisenhower expedition.
Idiots and incompetents. Predictable (and predicted) blowback from actions taken without a single adult in the planning room, and an incontinent toddler mashing the "invade / bomb" button.
This will get worse before it gets better.
#USPol #geopolitics #Iran #war #Trump #toddler #Hegseth #Kegbreath #idiots #incompetent #AdultInTheRoom #Stripes #FailToPlan #PlanToFail
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WORST OF THE WORST.
I hope #DictatorDon & his #gICEstapo like the heat, b/c they're going to be spending eternity in hell.
#RacistInChief #ICE #immigration #toddler
https://www.ms.now/watch/trump-s-ice-imprisons-family-with-sick-toddler-denies-her-medicine-2487786051868 -
WORST OF THE WORST.
I hope #DictatorDon & his #gICEstapo like the heat, b/c they're going to be spending eternity in hell.
#RacistInChief #ICE #immigration #toddler
https://www.ms.now/watch/trump-s-ice-imprisons-family-with-sick-toddler-denies-her-medicine-2487786051868 -
WORST OF THE WORST.
I hope #DictatorDon & his #gICEstapo like the heat, b/c they're going to be spending eternity in hell.
#RacistInChief #ICE #immigration #toddler
https://www.ms.now/watch/trump-s-ice-imprisons-family-with-sick-toddler-denies-her-medicine-2487786051868 -
WORST OF THE WORST.
I hope #DictatorDon & his #gICEstapo like the heat, b/c they're going to be spending eternity in hell.
#RacistInChief #ICE #immigration #toddler
https://www.ms.now/watch/trump-s-ice-imprisons-family-with-sick-toddler-denies-her-medicine-2487786051868 -
WORST OF THE WORST.
I hope #DictatorDon & his #gICEstapo like the heat, b/c they're going to be spending eternity in hell.
#RacistInChief #ICE #immigration #toddler
https://www.ms.now/watch/trump-s-ice-imprisons-family-with-sick-toddler-denies-her-medicine-2487786051868 -
Precocious toddler drums and sings 'Pocketful of Sunshine' with stunning precision
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Oh, look! 🧐 Someone invented a "finger-nose" #stylus because using your #phone in the #bath wasn't difficult enough. Now you can poke your phone like a #toddler with a pointy hat! 🎩📱 Genius! 🙄
https://variationsonnormal.com/2011/04/28/finger-nose-stylus-for-touchscreens/ #finger-nose #innovation #tech #humor #gadgets #HackerNews #ngated -
Photographer catches #tourist letting toddler stand inches from bison at Yellowstone Park: https://zorz.it/MQuoX
#PesalaBandara #ProfessionalPhotographer #JenniferGunderson #NationalParkService #animal #WildlifePhotography #toddler #YellowstonePark #bison
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Photographer catches #tourist letting toddler stand inches from bison at Yellowstone Park: https://zorz.it/MQuoX
#PesalaBandara #ProfessionalPhotographer #JenniferGunderson #NationalParkService #animal #WildlifePhotography #toddler #YellowstonePark #bison
