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  1. Toddler chaos Mode Activate: One second they’re sweet, the next they’re sprinting through the house like a cartoon character powered by pure sugar and questionable decisions... unstoppable. 

    #DadLife #toddlersbelike #momlife #toddler #cartoon

  2. my wife calls #dethklok "turn it off"

    my #toddler son calls it "soft"

  3. Cartoon by de Adder

    As Sir #TrumpVirus spews #tariffs because he feels that Canada, unlike him, can't perfectly control #nature.

    Some may recall the #Toddler #King singing this song before, attacking the other CA (California), He said *others* are stupid & need to rake the forest floors properly. Like he did w/the reflecting pool.

    Clearly he is confused & displacing his wish to put tariffs on Californians, & everyone else.

    #psychopathology, #cognitive #wind
    #wildfires #incapacity #projection

  4. Cartoon by de Adder

    As Sir #TrumpVirus spews #tariffs because he feels that Canada, unlike him, can't perfectly control #nature.

    Some may recall the #Toddler #King singing this song before, attacking the other CA (California), He said *others* are stupid & need to rake the forest floors properly. Like he did w/the reflecting pool.

    Clearly he is confused & displacing his wish to put tariffs on Californians, & everyone else.

    #psychopathology, #cognitive #wind
    #wildfires #incapacity #projection

  5. Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....

    Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.

    > The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness

    youtu.be/Z1gT0Oh-2W4

    #narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit

  6. Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....

    Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.

    > The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness

    youtu.be/Z1gT0Oh-2W4

    #narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit

  7. Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....

    Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.

    > The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness

    youtu.be/Z1gT0Oh-2W4

    #narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit

  8. Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....

    Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.

    > The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness

    youtu.be/Z1gT0Oh-2W4

    #narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit

  9. Speaking of #frogs ... and #Algaefa and #TrumpVirus #truth....

    Here's Kermit with a little ditty in homage to Sir and his big, beautiful, uh brain.

    > The Algae Reflection - A Kermit Ballad for Today's Nuttiness

    youtu.be/Z1gT0Oh-2W4

    #narcissism #algae #reflecting #Toddler #King #evil #malevolent #BrainSpurs #TrumpEpsteinFiles #denial #coverup #dementia #delusional #Kermit

  10. Origin story of our #Toddler #King

    youtu.be/CdcikmwG3xA

    > "After a week of public tantrums, awkward interviews, & endless demands for attention, I started wondering: what if we stopped treating this behavior like politics & started treating it like what it resembles most? A toddler."
    🎯

    >...Wrapped in a Norman Rockwell-style suburban America, MAN BABY follows a familiar little boy who never quite learned that the world doesn't revolve around him.

    #TrumpVirus #truth #malevolence

  11. Origin story of our #Toddler #King

    youtu.be/CdcikmwG3xA

    > "After a week of public tantrums, awkward interviews, & endless demands for attention, I started wondering: what if we stopped treating this behavior like politics & started treating it like what it resembles most? A toddler."
    🎯

    >...Wrapped in a Norman Rockwell-style suburban America, MAN BABY follows a familiar little boy who never quite learned that the world doesn't revolve around him.

    #TrumpVirus #truth #malevolence

  12. Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.

    Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.

    Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.

    When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.

    So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.

    Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david

    #genealogy #toddler #candles #fear

  13. Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.

    Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.

    Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.

    When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.

    So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.

    Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david

    #genealogy #toddler #candles #fear

  14. Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.

    Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.

    Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.

    When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.

    So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.

    Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david

    #genealogy #toddler #candles #fear

  15. Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.

    Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.

    Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.

    When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.

    So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.

    Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david

    #genealogy #toddler #candles #fear

  16. Today's #grandma recording started with how annoyed she was after her little sister was born. She had hoped for somebody to play with, but that one was crying most of the time. Her sister wouldn't sleep at night, if the lights were out, but their mother was too scared to use the stearin candles she had bought for this occasion, until somebody recommended her to use something like an altar lamp at church, an oil lamp with a small wick and only a small flame. That did the trick, the child slept.

    Later, grandma "told" me about her plans of mounting some hooks to a closet in her living room/bedroom, so she could hang her trousers there, instead of putting them on top of it.

    Ultimately, she would ask me, if my life is ok and if I'm generally happy with it. Then she started ranting about two divorced relatives and how they had been spoilt at home and never had to take care of themselves, only to end with how she overtook her grandma's farm with age 21 and how scared she was every night. Since then, she wasn't scared about many things anymore, except thunderstorms and lighting.

    When looking at the file name of the next recording, to see if I'd do another one, I discovered that this recording of the 4th of September was the last one for 2022. This year had only taken me three months to transcribe, as opposed to the five, four and eight months the previous years took. But those also only were 27 recordings, while 2021 were 47 already.

    So this it: next week (maybe with a little delay, since there is #July2026ConnectAThon at #WikiTree), I will start with the remaining 124 recordings covering the last ten months of her life. So far, I have been feeling pretty ok when hearing her voice, but I'm already terrified of how it will be to listen to her exhausted and broken voice towards the end.

    Thank you so much for those extra characters, @david

    #genealogy #toddler #candles #fear

  17. A little baby Nikki! Someone decided to write some stuff on her, too bad she can't understand it! This sketch was a test to see what brushes I like. I really like the left one more than the right one, it has this sketchy, traditional look that I really like. I'm still working on the comic, I just need a break from it since it's quite draining to work on it ;-;.

    #cub #cubcon #loli #lolicon #kemololi #pedo #toddlercon #toddler

  18. @xs4me2 250 jaar is voor een land eigenlijk nog maar een kleuter en Trump is daar het levend bewijs van.

    Beschamend

    #Trump #Toddler #USA250

  19. @xs4me2 250 jaar is voor een land eigenlijk nog maar een kleuter en Trump is daar het levend bewijs van.

    Beschamend

    #Trump #Toddler #USA250

  20. CW: NSFW┃Lalafell ?┃Toddler┃Nude┃Pussy┃Penis

    "Have Papa Milk before going to school🫣🥛"

    #ffxiv #ff14 #nsfw #toddler

  21. CW: hiring for future work (cub, babycon, gross/weird kink)

    Consider this a perpetual solicitation. So long as my post remains up, assume I'm still open to being reached out to.

    I'm looking to commission babycon cub art involving forced noncon male circumcision.

    If you're willing to accommodate my niche kinks, I am willing to be your client.

    Receptive to DMs here and on the following
    https://inkbunny.net/erminextreme
    @ ermine_xtreme (telegram)
    erminextreme (discord)
    [email protected]
    #commission #circumcision #baby #babycon #cub #toddler #toddlercon

  22. CW: hiring for future work (cub, babycon, gross/weird kink)

    Consider this a perpetual solicitation. So long as my post remains up, assume I'm still open to being reached out to.

    I'm looking to commission babycon cub art involving forced noncon male circumcision.

    If you're willing to accommodate my niche kinks, I am willing to be your client.

    Receptive to DMs here and on the following
    https://inkbunny.net/erminextreme
    @ ermine_xtreme (telegram)
    erminextreme (discord)
    [email protected]
    #commission #circumcision #baby #babycon #cub #toddler #toddlercon

  23. Ummi Let’s Play

    COMING SOON

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    Author: Umm Assad
    Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
    Year of Publication: 2026
    Binding: Paperback
    Page Count: 34
    Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
    ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5

    Click images below to view:

    Description:

    Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.

    But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
    A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.


    Recommended for ages 3-8 years.

    #Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
  24. Ummi Let’s Play

    COMING SOON

    (For other amazon worldwide, search product code: )

    Author: Umm Assad
    Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
    Year of Publication: 2026
    Binding: Paperback
    Page Count: 34
    Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
    ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5

    Click images below to view:

    Description:

    Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.

    But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
    A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.


    Recommended for ages 3-8 years.

    #Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
  25. Ummi Let’s Play

    COMING SOON

    (For other amazon worldwide, search product code: )

    Author: Umm Assad
    Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
    Year of Publication: 2026
    Binding: Paperback
    Page Count: 34
    Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
    ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5

    Click images below to view:

    Description:

    Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.

    But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
    A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.


    Recommended for ages 3-8 years.

    #Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
  26. Ummi Let’s Play

    COMING SOON

    (For other amazon worldwide, search product code: )

    Author: Umm Assad
    Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
    Year of Publication: 2026
    Binding: Paperback
    Page Count: 34
    Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
    ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5

    Click images below to view:

    Description:

    Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.

    But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
    A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.


    Recommended for ages 3-8 years.

    #Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
  27. Ummi Let’s Play

    COMING SOON

    (For other amazon worldwide, search product code: )

    Author: Umm Assad
    Publisher: Umm Assad Publications
    Year of Publication: 2026
    Binding: Paperback
    Page Count: 34
    Trim Size (inches): 8.5×8.5
    ISBN-10: 978-1-915233-29-5

    Click images below to view:

    Description:

    Nafisa has so much love to give — and she wants to spend every moment with her Ummi, even when Ummi is busy… cooking, cleaning, and working.

    But as Nafisa grows, she learns that finding joy sometimes means playing alone — even when Ummi can’t join in.
    A gentle, loving story about patience, independence, and the special bond between a mother and her child.


    Recommended for ages 3-8 years.

    #Abdullah #advice #advise #allah #AllahIsOne #Authentic #BooksForTeens #bullies #bullying #ChapterBook #chapterBooks #childcare #childrensBooks #companions #covid #crime #depression #eesa #endOfTimes #FaatimahBintMuhammad #family #friendship #hadith #hijrah #history #homeschool #homework #islam #IslamicBooks #IslamicBooksForTeens #islamicChapterBooks #islamicChildrenBooks #islamicNovel #islamicResources #jesus #Muslim #MuslimBooks #MuslimChildrenBooks #muslimCountry #MuslimParenting #newMuslims #oppression #paradise #parentingInIslam #Parents #ParentsInIslam #prophet #prophetMuhammad #prophets #quran #religion #revert #Scholars #school #schoolFriends #Shahadah #sharia #sunnah #tarbiya #Tawheed #toddler #Wisdom
  28. The Second Boon

    The last few weeks have been very hectic. As most of my friends, and their friends, would already know, we celebrated our daughter, Anika’s (or Riki's as everyone calls her), first birthday in Pondicherry. Since early this year, we have been planning long-distance, making the bookings, looking up references, calling friends, and getting the canvas ready. Then there was the packing, the travel, the unpacking, the circus of last minute preparations, the sorting of trillion things we bought […]

    ishitadeshmukh.com/2026/06/13/

  29. The Second Boon

    The last few weeks have been very hectic. As most of my friends, and their friends, would already know, we celebrated our daughter, Anika’s (or Riki's as everyone calls her), first birthday in Pondicherry. Since early this year, we have been planning long-distance, making the bookings, looking up references, calling friends, and getting the canvas ready. Then there was the packing, the travel, the unpacking, the circus of last minute preparations, the sorting of trillion things we bought […]

    ishitadeshmukh.com/2026/06/13/