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  1. @bazkie if I ate all that #SpaceCake in one go I would actually travel through time and all dimensions at once. I limit myself to no more than 4g at most and usually only 3.25g is perfect.

  2. CW: Mention of the blood diamond baby

    > ... We all marched down into the cafeteria, dimmed the lights, and waited. Elon was led out by his secretary (who he hadn’t fired yet) and made a big show of being fake surprised and touched that we were there.

    > Then they wheeled out the cake.

    > OK, so, I want you to imagine the biggest penis cake you’ve ever seen. Like the king of novelty sex cakes. Only it’s frosted white, and the balls have been frosted to look like fire and smoke. This was Elon’s birthday “rocket” cake.

    > "For as long as I live, I will never forget the look on everyone’s face — in that dark room of mostly-male engineers — when he made a wish and cut into the tip."

    Source: tumblr.com/numberonecatwinner/

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