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Where did the IT guy go? 🤔

He probably ransomware.🏃‍♂️‍➡️

#tech #linux #rimshot

I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

#threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

#threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

@hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

#rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

@hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

#rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

@mattmay #rimshot

@mattmay #rimshot

@dm

They call it Vulcanized rubber, but I'm pretty sure the #Ferengi were involved.

#rimshot #BaDumTss #TrekJoke

@dm

They call it Vulcanized rubber, but I'm pretty sure the #Ferengi were involved.

#rimshot #BaDumTss #TrekJoke

To paraphrase an old joke:

A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

There are skid marks in front of the con man.

#rimshot

To paraphrase an old joke:

A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

There are skid marks in front of the con man.

#rimshot

@MichaelTheGeek

What is it in USD?

#RimShot #BaDumTsss #humor

@MichaelTheGeek

What is it in USD?

#RimShot #BaDumTsss #humor

I just had the epiphany that I like music where the drummer can use #rimshot|s

@Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

@Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

@zachleat Wondering how Gratuity Dependency Trees would differ amongst the different package managers. 🤔
#rimshot

@zachleat Wondering how Gratuity Dependency Trees would differ amongst the different package managers. 🤔
#rimshot

@GeePawHill you sound REALLY (beat) tic'd off. #rimshot #buggin #tickleme

@flockofnazguls It's not like the Thing is evil and grotesque in and of itself.

I mean, look what examples it had to work with.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODlkOWZhYzQtYWI0OS00MTQ5LWFlNmItNTE3MWIwNzg5NGJmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTE4MDg3NTIz._V1_.jpg

#rimshot

@flockofnazguls It's not like the Thing is evil and grotesque in and of itself.

I mean, look what examples it had to work with.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODlkOWZhYzQtYWI0OS00MTQ5LWFlNmItNTE3MWIwNzg5NGJmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTE4MDg3NTIz._V1_.jpg

#rimshot

Your Friday “Real” Headline of the Day:
#rimShot

Your Friday “Real” Headline of the Day:
#rimShot

@nik First of a series, one assumes? #rimshot

@nik First of a series, one assumes? #rimshot

My hot water is out.

Cool.

#rimshot

My hot water is out.

Cool.

#rimshot

I am almost tempted to take up #Amazon and Jeff Bezos up on this offer.

A man clicks on a link and discovers.. #temu #rimshot

I am almost tempted to take up #Amazon and Jeff Bezos up on this offer.

A man clicks on a link and discovers.. #temu #rimshot

@mdstevens0612 I mean maybe fewer dead birds ya know 😂

plenty of talk about dead birds around here already #rimshot

@mdstevens0612 I mean maybe fewer dead birds ya know 😂

plenty of talk about dead birds around here already #rimshot

#rimshot

This is, like, the single most popular post I have ever done. Thank you everyonr for your encouragement regarding this little peice of #water #discipline.

I'm so glad grass is legal in #newMexico. #Rimshot

@Teachered

#RimShot

@Teachered

#RimShot

@Garwboy

#rimshot !

Guess it’s time to get a two-caw garage #rimshot

@davidrevoy

T'as bien raison : pourquoi faire soi-même ce qu'on peut faire faire par des #drumroll ... hommes de main ? #rimshot

@gee

@johnefrancis @ottaross good weather or fowl weather? #RimShot

From the joint meeting between #Denton city and school district, United Way director laying out a community assessment and cautions about reading data.

You wouldn't make business decisions based on one data point, he says.

But we do, superintendent says, the STAAR test.

#rimshot

@fraying They probably have detailed written plans. Unfortunately, they’re all chicken scratch.

#RimShot