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  1. Where did the IT guy go? 🤔

    He probably ransomware.🏃‍♂️‍➡️

    #tech #linux #rimshot

  2. Where did the IT guy go? 🤔

    He probably ransomware.🏃‍♂️‍➡️

    #tech #linux #rimshot

  3. Where did the IT guy go? 🤔

    He probably ransomware.🏃‍♂️‍➡️

    #tech #linux #rimshot

  4. Where did the IT guy go? 🤔

    He probably ransomware.🏃‍♂️‍➡️

    #tech #linux #rimshot

  5. I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

    To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifce, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

    #threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

  6. I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

    To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

    #threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

  7. I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

    To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

    #threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

  8. I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

    To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

    #threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

  9. I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

    To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

    #threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

  10. @hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

    #rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

  11. @hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

    #rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

  12. @hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

    #rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

  13. @hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

    #rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

  14. @hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

    #rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

  15. @la_sombra Eyes, no. But I do have five penises.

    My pants fit me like a glove.

    #rimshot HEYY-OOHHHHHH
  16. @la_sombra Eyes, no. But I do have five penises.

    My pants fit me like a glove.

    #rimshot HEYY-OOHHHHHH
  17. @la_sombra Eyes, no. But I do have five penises.

    My pants fit me like a glove.

    #rimshot HEYY-OOHHHHHH
  18. @la_sombra Eyes, no. But I do have five penises.

    My pants fit me like a glove.

    #rimshot HEYY-OOHHHHHH
  19. To paraphrase an old joke:

    A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

    There are skid marks in front of the con man.

    #rimshot

  20. To paraphrase an old joke:

    A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

    There are skid marks in front of the con man.

    #rimshot

  21. To paraphrase an old joke:

    A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

    There are skid marks in front of the con man.

    #rimshot

  22. To paraphrase an old joke:

    A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

    There are skid marks in front of the con man.

    #rimshot

  23. To paraphrase an old joke:

    A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

    There are skid marks in front of the con man.

    #rimshot

  24. To paraphrase an old joke: A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which? There are skid marks in front of the con man. #rimshot

  25. I just had the epiphany that I like music where the drummer can use #rimshot|s

  26. I just had the epiphany that I like music where the drummer can use #rimshot|s

  27. I just had the epiphany that I like music where the drummer can use #rimshot|s

  28. I just had the epiphany that I like music where the drummer can use #rimshot|s

  29. @Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

  30. @Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

  31. @Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

  32. @Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

  33. @Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

  34. @StillIRise1963 - I think it means they're not well-grounded or have too much copper in their diet.

    #rimshot #humor #zap

  35. @StillIRise1963 - I think it means they're not well-grounded or have too much copper in their diet.

    #rimshot #humor #zap

  36. @StillIRise1963 - I think it means they're not well-grounded or have too much copper in their diet.

    #rimshot #humor #zap

  37. @zachleat Wondering how Gratuity Dependency Trees would differ amongst the different package managers. 🤔
    #rimshot

  38. @zachleat Wondering how Gratuity Dependency Trees would differ amongst the different package managers. 🤔