#rimshot — Public Fediverse posts

I’m really getting to reflect on the paradoxical nature of #homelabbing, #selfhosting, and #technology in general as I work to build a full-spectrum #cybersecurity stack from basically the ground up. The paradox being that if I could afford to, I would absolutely pay somebody or somebodies to host this crap for me and just use it as a service, but by so doing rob myself of the experience gained by building it myself; however, in struggling to build it for myself, I spend less time learning how to use the tools properly because it’s damned near impossible to get them all working together without some sort of sacrificial ritual.

To clarify, I’m not above #ritual #sacrifice, but none of the witches in the local coven will teach me the right one. Turns out broomstick jokes fly about as well as actual broomsticks. Ha! #rimshot

#threatintel #tech #opensource #docker

@hacks4pancakes I’m not sure it’s wise to use a subtitle that I would have suggested. Well played for slipping it in.

#rimshot #humor #ThreeInOne #NowFour

@mattmay #rimshot

@dm

They call it Vulcanized rubber, but I'm pretty sure the #Ferengi were involved.

#rimshot #BaDumTss #TrekJoke

To paraphrase an old joke:

A sleazy con man and @Jaketapper are both hit by two different cars at the same time. How can you tell which carcass was which?

There are skid marks in front of the con man.

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@MichaelTheGeek

What is it in USD?

#RimShot #BaDumTsss #humor

@Fruan At the U.S. Democratic National Convention, I expect. #rimshot

@zachleat Wondering how Gratuity Dependency Trees would differ amongst the different package managers. 🤔
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@GeePawHill you sound REALLY (beat) tic'd off. #rimshot #buggin #tickleme

@soatok wouldn't that be fibonacci growth?

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I'll be here all week.

@flockofnazguls It's not like the Thing is evil and grotesque in and of itself.

I mean, look what examples it had to work with.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODlkOWZhYzQtYWI0OS00MTQ5LWFlNmItNTE3MWIwNzg5NGJmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTE4MDg3NTIz._V1_.jpg

#rimshot

Your Friday “Real” Headline of the Day:
#rimShot

@nik First of a series, one assumes? #rimshot

My hot water is out.

Cool.

#rimshot

I am almost tempted to take up #Amazon and Jeff Bezos up on this offer.

A man clicks on a link and discovers.. #temu #rimshot

@mdstevens0612 I mean maybe fewer dead birds ya know 😂

plenty of talk about dead birds around here already #rimshot

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@Garwboy

#rimshot !

Guess it’s time to get a two-caw garage #rimshot

@davidrevoy

T'as bien raison : pourquoi faire soi-même ce qu'on peut faire faire par des #drumroll ... hommes de main ? #rimshot

@gee

It's so cold I just saw a #politician with his hands in his own pockets. 🥶🏔️#rimshot #exitstageleft #coldsnap