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  1. New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

    itsgoteverything.com/podcast/3

    #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

  2. New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

    itsgoteverything.com/podcast/3

    #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

  3. New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

    itsgoteverything.com/podcast/3

    #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

  4. New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

    itsgoteverything.com/podcast/3

    #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

  5. Regarding HMS #Dragon, and why is it allegedly taking so long for it to be prepared for duty theguardian.com/world/2026/mar I suspect one of the issues is buried in the last section "a new contract with Serco, which runs in-port services for the government". Probably all you need to know. Serco et al are like the #Ferengi. Nothing happens if it is not profitable.

  6. 😹 "Whisper your way to success" #DS9 #Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 168

  7. @realtegan

    Our „liberals“ certainly wouldn’t. Temple clensing would have been communism and withholding rightful revenue to business owners. #Ferengi

    @Nonilex

  8. #Ferengi Tipp Nr. 76:

    Eine fremde Macht immer am Samstag morgen überfallen. Bis zum Montag haben es die Börsen schon wieder vergessen.

    #Venezuela #USA #BusinesaAsUsual

  9. @davew I just realized that #Quark, #Ferengi bar owne r of #DS9, is modelled after Rick Blaine, "The Cynical Hustler [who] convinces himself, and those around him, that he is motivated solely by profit and self-preservation." And with both characters you can see "love is the catalyst for [their ] transformation."

  10. @staringatclouds @Beldarak @David That's the 125th Rule of Acquisition: You can't make a deal if you're dead.

    #Ferengi

  11. Just bought a digital copy of "The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: Deep Space Nine: The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (Original)" by Ira Steven Behr.

    Start reading it for free: a.co/4T4Fe24
    #StarTrek #quark #DeepSpaceNine #Ferengi

  12. New episode posted! This week we explore the nooks and crannies of Trip's tactical undies in the much-maligned but thoroughly fun Ferengi farce, "Acquisition" - available now wherever profitable pods are cast! 🖖👂🤑🐶

    itsgoteverything.com/podcast/2

    #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrek #Ferengi

  13. Dear Friends of #cakes (pan cakes that is), ​:ablobcatcoffee:​
    As you may know, the easiest recipe is two
    #eggs and one mashed up banana (a recipe beloved of #Minions) 🍌
    #Search for '2 ingredient one banana two egg pancakes', if you missed the recipe. I sprinkled it with #lime juice and had #strawberries and #grapes as a side delight. #Breakfast yum. Done. ✔️

    So now to the less important and
    #impotent events. Managed to send a #federated #toot from my #apple #iphoney, without swearing and #ranting about having to use one #finger. Nigella #Ferengi Farage (UK) and Donna 'Nazi gal' T-Rump are still in the news? Why? Feed them to the #hogs. They will and have, us poor minions, #plebs and armchair #anarchists. ​:anarchy:​

    And in
    #luvvly news:
    -
    #Trees to be given the #vote (oh wait that was a #dream) 😇
    -
    #Witched... eh #watched 3 episodes of 'The #Acolyte'. Good? Yes.
    - Drinking a pot of black
    #tea and #spiced #turmeric teabags. With milk. Works. Good.

    Have a wonderful
    #Sith, Sin, Sun, day. Be kind to everything... especially yourself. 🦋

  14. Phil from #AIExplained talks about the recent events around #OpenAI

    youtube.com/watch?v=AVmiEtbJyu

    wait a minute... this was basically how the Galactic Empire spawned and then the Rebel Aliance was created 🤔 😂 🤣

    :thisisfine:

    i guess, we have to wait for more data to solve this enigma; analyzing both sides and deducing a hilarious version of it... like

    ...is Ilya a #sithlord or a #jedi

    ...maybe a #ferengi or #borg

    time will tell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    #tempusfugit

  15. @goekayakbulut #Ferengi Partei Deutschland. Bei #EIKE sind sie länger schon vorsichtiger geworden mit Direktverlinkung auf #Antisemiten, aber die haben natürlich das volle #Schwurbel-Programm. #FDP passt schon, Arsch und Eimer...

  16. Ich wollte #Volkerwissing eigentlich zum #Ferengi machen. Das bekommt #Stablediffusion aber ums Verrecken nicht hin. #Vulkanier mach wenig Sinn, hat aber einigermaßen gut funktioniert, deswegen stellt ihn euch einfach als Ferengi vor.

  17. Ich wollte #Volkerwissing eigentlich zum #Ferengi machen. Das bekommt #Stablediffusion aber ums Verrecken nicht hin. #Vulkanier mach wenig Sinn, hat aber einigermaßen gut funktioniert, deswegen stellt ihn euch einfach als Ferengi vor.

  18. Ich wollte #Volkerwissing eigentlich zum #Ferengi machen. Das bekommt #Stablediffusion aber ums Verrecken nicht hin. #Vulkanier mach wenig Sinn, hat aber einigermaßen gut funktioniert, deswegen stellt ihn euch einfach als Ferengi vor.

  19. Diese fiesen, widerlichen #Ferengi sind inzwischen wirklich überall. #kopfkrank

  20. Die Frau hat in Betracht gezogen, eine gewisse Menge #Alkohol zu konsumieren, falls wir heute tatsächlich die #Gebauer loswerden sollten. Sie trinkt äusserst selten, aber es wäre das Opfer wert. Ich würde sie solidarisch mit einem #Benedektiner unterstützen, oder auch zwei, falls wir auch noch den #Reul und die #Scharrenbach loswerden.

    Hach, wir dürfen noch 1 Stunde träumen...

    Und wenn nicht, brauch ich wohl Härteres.

    #Wahl #Landtag #NRWE #NoFDP #NieMehrCDU #Ferengi #NRW #Garten