#ferengi — Public Fediverse posts

New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

https://www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/339-rules-of-acquisition-ds9-s2e07/

#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

https://www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/339-rules-of-acquisition-ds9-s2e07/

#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

https://www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/339-rules-of-acquisition-ds9-s2e07/

#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

New episode! This week Quark and a new friend get down to business. Join your tulaberry-curious hosts as they discuss wrinkly Ferengi penises, alien bedroom farces, and all manor of lobes (including Lisa!) - available now in all the podiest of places! 🖖

https://www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/339-rules-of-acquisition-ds9-s2e07/

#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Ferengi #GrandNagus

@davidtheeviloverlord That's just the preamble to the Rules of Acquisition xD

#ferengi

Regarding HMS #Dragon, and why is it allegedly taking so long for it to be prepared for duty https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/10/mod-criticised-after-delay-in-sending-hms-dragon-to-cyprus I suspect one of the issues is buried in the last section "a new contract with Serco, which runs in-port services for the government". Probably all you need to know. Serco et al are like the #Ferengi. Nothing happens if it is not profitable.

😹 "Whisper your way to success" #DS9 #Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 168

@realtegan

Our „liberals“ certainly wouldn’t. Temple clensing would have been communism and withholding rightful revenue to business owners. #Ferengi

@Nonilex

"Hear all trust none" - 190th #ferengi #ruleofaquisition

#Ferengi Tipp Nr. 76:

Eine fremde Macht immer am Samstag morgen überfallen. Bis zum Montag haben es die Börsen schon wieder vergessen.

#Venezuela #USA #BusinesaAsUsual

#EpsteinFiles #Trump #Ferengi #StarTrek

@davew I just realized that #Quark, #Ferengi bar owne r of #DS9, is modelled after Rick Blaine, "The Cynical Hustler [who] convinces himself, and those around him, that he is motivated solely by profit and self-preservation." And with both characters you can see "love is the catalyst for [their ] transformation."

Also ich würde doch behauten, dass die #Ferengi Erwerbsregeln besser funktionieren, als das, was die #USA und #Trump gerade machen.

#StarTrek

https://old.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/comments/1ojonvy/its_worse_than_you_thought/

#iepol #Aras25 #ferengi

Today I learned:

https://www.slashfilm.com/1726325/ferengi-headpieces-star-trek-deep-space-nine-explained/

#startrek #ds9 #ferengi #til

@dm

They call it Vulcanized rubber, but I'm pretty sure the #Ferengi were involved.

#rimshot #BaDumTss #TrekJoke

Random Old Comic: Fancy Pants https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2017/08/09/fancy-pants/ Fancy Pants #Alien #CaptainAmerica #DorothyZbornak #Ferengi #GoldenGirls #Marvel #StarTrek #Xenomorph

@KnittingDyke and #ferengi know their sh!t 💰

@staringatclouds @Beldarak @David That's the 125th Rule of Acquisition: You can't make a deal if you're dead.

#Ferengi

Random Old Comic: Legitimate Salesman https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2021/01/04/legitimate-salesman/ Legitimate Salesman #DeannaTroi #Ferengi #JeanLucPicard #StarTrek #WillRiker #Worf

Just bought a digital copy of "The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: Deep Space Nine: The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (Original)" by Ira Steven Behr.

Start reading it for free: https://a.co/4T4Fe24
#StarTrek #quark #DeepSpaceNine #Ferengi

New episode posted! This week we explore the nooks and crannies of Trip's tactical undies in the much-maligned but thoroughly fun Ferengi farce, "Acquisition" - available now wherever profitable pods are cast! 🖖👂🤑🐶

https://www.itsgoteverything.com/podcast/281-acquisition-enterprise-s1e19/

#StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrek #Ferengi

Gucky sieht auf der neuen Homepage aus als hätte man einen #Ferengi mit #RocketRacoon und gekreuzt. So gar nicht mein Fall.

https://perry-rhodan.net

#perryrhodan #geschmackssache

📬 Steam gibt endlich zu, dass man für Games zahlt, ohne sie zu besitzen
#Gaming #Kommentar #AB2426 #CoryDoctorow #Ferengi #Valve #VerbraucherschutzgesetzAB2426 https://sc.tarnkappe.info/83f24e

Dear Friends of #cakes (pan cakes that is), ​:ablobcatcoffee:​
As you may know, the easiest recipe is two #eggs and one mashed up banana (a recipe beloved of #Minions) 🍌
#Search for '2 ingredient one banana two egg pancakes', if you missed the recipe. I sprinkled it with #lime juice and had #strawberries and #grapes as a side delight. #Breakfast yum. Done. ✔️

So now to the less important and #impotent events. Managed to send a #federated #toot from my #apple #iphoney, without swearing and #ranting about having to use one #finger. Nigella #Ferengi Farage (UK) and Donna 'Nazi gal' T-Rump are still in the news? Why? Feed them to the #hogs. They will and have, us poor minions, #plebs and armchair #anarchists. ​:anarchy:​

And in #luvvly news:
- #Trees to be given the #vote (oh wait that was a #dream) 😇
- #Witched... eh #watched 3 episodes of 'The #Acolyte'. Good? Yes.
- Drinking a pot of black #tea and #spiced #turmeric teabags. With milk. Works. Good.

Have a wonderful #Sith, Sin, Sun, day. Be kind to everything... especially yourself. 🦋

Yes, but have you ever been summarily dismissed by Kre-O Quark?

#LEGO #NotLEGO #KreO #Kreon
#Quark #StarTrek #Minifigure
#DS9 #DeepSpaceNine #Ferengi

Phil from #AIExplained talks about the recent events around #OpenAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVmiEtbJyuw

wait a minute... this was basically how the Galactic Empire spawned and then the Rebel Aliance was created 🤔 😂 🤣

:thisisfine:

i guess, we have to wait for more data to solve this enigma; analyzing both sides and deducing a hilarious version of it... like

...is Ilya a #sithlord or a #jedi

...maybe a #ferengi or #borg

time will tell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#tempusfugit

@goekayakbulut #Ferengi Partei Deutschland. Bei #EIKE sind sie länger schon vorsichtiger geworden mit Direktverlinkung auf #Antisemiten, aber die haben natürlich das volle #Schwurbel-Programm. #FDP passt schon, Arsch und Eimer...

Ich wollte #Volkerwissing eigentlich zum #Ferengi machen. Das bekommt #Stablediffusion aber ums Verrecken nicht hin. #Vulkanier mach wenig Sinn, hat aber einigermaßen gut funktioniert, deswegen stellt ihn euch einfach als Ferengi vor.

Ich wollte #Volkerwissing eigentlich zum #Ferengi machen. Das bekommt #Stablediffusion aber ums Verrecken nicht hin. #Vulkanier mach wenig Sinn, hat aber einigermaßen gut funktioniert, deswegen stellt ihn euch einfach als Ferengi vor.

Ich wollte #Volkerwissing eigentlich zum #Ferengi machen. Das bekommt #Stablediffusion aber ums Verrecken nicht hin. #Vulkanier mach wenig Sinn, hat aber einigermaßen gut funktioniert, deswegen stellt ihn euch einfach als Ferengi vor.

@aaron #Ferengi might settle for #aural sex.

Diese fiesen, widerlichen #Ferengi sind inzwischen wirklich überall. #kopfkrank