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  1. Good morning. I'm enjoying a little walk through #Kyoto with some spring #cherryblossoms while I get my day started on this #ReadOnlyFriday. 🌸📚

    https://youtu.be/uXVXZ8eozv4

  2. Maybe not as many people would push to production on Friday if we could get #ReadOnlyFriday trending. What are you all reading?

  3. @[email protected] thank you, this is so cute ❤️🐀

    been feeling a little despondent this
    #ReadOnlyFriday getting caught up on wormable clawdbot and nation state activity this week, and this make me laugh 😄

  4. Why do the biggest vulnerabilities always seem to drop on a Friday afternoon?

    Stay ahead of the weekend chaos. Monitor, plan and remediate the latest CVEs here: champ.ly/A5jYoSr1

  5. For every Friday deployment action, there is an equal and opposite action called Monday post-mortem.

    #ReadOnlyFriday

  6. For every Friday deployment action, there is an equal and opposite action called Monday post-mortem.

    #ReadOnlyFriday

  7. i am now PagerDuty Manager Ready certified and that’s more than enough #readonlyfriday for me. i need to go break someone’s prod.

  8. It’s #readonlyfriday for all you #sysadmins out there! Good day to go check up on your monitoring solution and make sure you’re actually monitoring for all the stuff you think you are.

  9. It’s #readonlyfriday for all you #sysadmins out there! Good day to go check up on your monitoring solution and make sure you’re actually monitoring for all the stuff you think you are.

  10. +2 your own code reviews.
    Commit and push to prod.
    Mark all as read.
    Logout.
    Walk out the door.
    Tell your boss I said you could.

    #readonlyfriday

  11. Today is

    Do. Not. Deploy!

    Seriously, we already had enough troubles this month...

  12. No, but really, apart from spending weekend time fixing the aftermath instead of weekday time (hey, guess what, people are still losing their evenings/overnights, nobody is fixing this only 9-5 on the clock FFS), do you really think the outcome of this update would have been different on a Wednesday?

    No, things still would have crashed.
    Fix the processes that allow the broken to reach production.

    #ReadOnlyFriday #CrowdStrike

  13. No, but really, apart from spending weekend time fixing the aftermath instead of weekday time (hey, guess what, people are still losing their evenings/overnights, nobody is fixing this only 9-5 on the clock FFS), do you really think the outcome of this update would have been different on a Wednesday?

    No, things still would have crashed.
    Fix the processes that allow the broken to reach production.

    #ReadOnlyFriday #CrowdStrike

  14. For anyone spouting “read-only Friday" or “never deploy on Fridays”, STFU - this would have caused an outage on any day of the week.
    If you're afraid to roll out new software on a Friday, you’re afraid to roll out new software, and you should fix *that*.

    Make deployments a non-event.
    Make it so that someone can push new code at 4am on a Sunday morning if that's how they feel.

    But grow up and stop thinking there's something special or scary about Fridays

    #ReadOnlyFriday #CrowdStrike

  15. For anyone spouting “read-only Friday" or “never deploy on Fridays”, STFU - this would have caused an outage on any day of the week.
    If you're afraid to roll out new software on a Friday, you’re afraid to roll out new software, and you should fix *that*.

    Make deployments a non-event.
    Make it so that someone can push new code at 4am on a Sunday morning if that's how they feel.

    But grow up and stop thinking there's something special or scary about Fridays

    #ReadOnlyFriday #CrowdStrike

  16. Question: What is the best time to push everything to prod?

    Answer: From airport WiFi just before boarding an 16-hour flight. Good luck, suckers, caching me! Ensure you catch the Friday evening flight, for extra credit. #ReadOnlyFriday #IT #devlife #devops

  17. Question: What is the best time to push everything to prod?

    Answer: From airport WiFi just before boarding an 16-hour flight. Good luck, suckers, caching me! Ensure you catch the Friday evening flight, for extra credit. #ReadOnlyFriday #IT #devlife #devops

  18. @nuintari Damn, you have the best luck with Friday outages.

    (This message sponsored by #ReadOnlyFriday.)

  19. @nuintari Damn, you have the best luck with Friday outages.

    (This message sponsored by .)

  20. Just had the chance to change prod on Friday, and instead created an issue due Monday

    #readonlyfriday #geek #devops

  21. Just had the chance to change prod on Friday, and instead created an issue due Monday

    #readonlyfriday #geek #devops

  22. Just had the chance to change prod on Friday, and instead created an issue due Monday

    #readonlyfriday #geek #devops

  23. May your coffee be strong and your Friday be short. #ReadOnlyFriday

  24. May your coffee be strong and your Friday be short. #ReadOnlyFriday

  25. My knowledge on DNS is apparently trash, as I just took down part of a phone system by creating a secondary zone. Not only did I screw that up, but I broke a major rule: Don't make changes on a Friday.

    #readonlyfriday #dns #oops

  26. Happy #sysadmin Day. It's #readonlyfriday, so watch the blinking lights, enjoy the beverage your choice and relax. You earned it.

    #sysadminday