#operationprotectchristmas — Public Fediverse posts

We would like to strongly deny leaks from Snowed-in Edward that the CIA has been targeting #Santa's Naughty List. :comfyno:

The reported events we're mearly a #TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the @NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.

We strive to protect the all #American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System. :blobcatpolice:

#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in ███████, ████████ ██████, ███████, █████, ██████ in '89 and '93, ██████ ████ ███████ ████, possible use of ████████ ██████, #KGB ███████, ██████ ██████, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job. :blobcatoh:

:CIAverified:

#TrustTheGovernment

We would like to strongly deny leaks from Snowed-in Edward that the CIA has been targeting #Santa's Naughty List. :comfyno:

The reported events we're mearly a #TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the @NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.

We strive to protect the all #American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System. :blobcatpolice:

#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in ███████, ████████ ██████, ███████, █████, ██████ in '89 and '93, ██████ ████ ███████ ████, possible use of ████████ ██████, #KGB ███████, ██████ ██████, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job. :blobcatoh:

:CIAverified:

#TrustTheGovernment

We would like to strongly deny leaks from Snowed-in Edward that the CIA has been targeting #Santa's Naughty List. :comfyno:

The reported events we're mearly a #TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the @NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.

We strive to protect the all #American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System. :blobcatpolice:

#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in ███████, ████████ ██████, ███████, █████, ██████ in '89 and '93, ██████ ████ ███████ ████, possible use of ████████ ██████, #KGB ███████, ██████ ██████, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job. :blobcatoh:

:CIAverified:

#TrustTheGovernment

We would like to strongly deny leaks from Snowed-in Edward that the CIA has been targeting #Santa's Naughty List. :comfyno:

The reported events we're mearly a #TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the @NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.

We strive to protect the all #American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System. :blobcatpolice:

#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in ███████, ████████ ██████, ███████, █████, ██████ in '89 and '93, ██████ ████ ███████ ████, possible use of ████████ ██████, #KGB ███████, ██████ ██████, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job. :blobcatoh:

:CIAverified:

#TrustTheGovernment