#officialtrolltip — Public Fediverse posts

#TROLLTIP: Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is because you are stupid and make bad decisions.

#officialtrolltip #reasons #sometimes #stupid

#TROLLTIP: Taste is housed in parts of the mind that perceive pity. Pity has no place at the table.

#officialtrolltip #taste #mind #pity #table

#TROLLTIP: Think outside the trollbox.

#officialtrolltip #think #trollbox

#TROLLTIP: Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

#officialtrolltip #floor #calm #keepcalm

#TROLLTIP: You can't make love all day. That's why work was invented.

#officialtrolltip #love #work #invention

#TROLLTIP: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

#officialtrolltip #early #bed #stupid

#TROLLTIP: Social media is 1 percent self-delusion and 99 percent sex drive.

#officialtrolltip #social #delusion #sex

#TROLLTIP: Blessed are the sleepy ones, for they shall soon drop off.

#officialtrolltip #sleep #soon

#TROLLTIP: A pizza with a radius of Z and a depth of A has a volume of PI ZZ A.

#officialtrolltip #pizza #pi

#TROLLTIP: Let people know that you're never giving up. Sparkly. And seek to be hated.

#officialtrolltip #nevergiveup #hatred

#TROLLTIP: The zoo isn't open yet.

#officialtrolltip #open #zoo

#okay, folks, you #never asked but here we go anyway - the #official #inevitable #return of the #oneandonly #legendary #intergalactic #innervision #extravaganza, my goodness #gracious!

you have been #craving for some words of #wisdom for ages #literally and so #finally I was sent by our #lovely #almighty #goddess #Eris in her #marvelous #grace to this particular timeline to fill the gap between the previous and the next toot like never before!

MEET THE #TROLLTIP HASHTAG - NO, MEET THE #OFFICIALTROLLTIP HASHTAG, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

all hail #Discordia!