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  1. Graham Perrin @[email protected] ·

    RE: mastodon.bsd.cafe/@grahamperri

    Oracle, you bunch of fucking numpties:

    reddit.com/r/oraclecloud/comme

    ― and your fucking numpty chatbots:

    reddit.com/r/oraclecloud/comme

    #Oracle #numpty #chatbot #MFA

    #oracle #mfa #numpty #chatbot
  2. Stuart Breckenridge @[email protected] ·

    Three hours of debugging and it just so happens none of it was required. Turns out I was using the refresh token instead of the access token for authenticated requests. #NUMPTY

    #numpty
  3. woollypigs @[email protected] ·

    Proper brain fart today. In shower looking at my left foot, I'm sure I could spread my toes more than this. I really stretch my toes out, sees nothing happening. Hmm, what's going here? I'm sure after eight years of barefooted shoes I would be able to have more space between my toes...

    Then it hit me, I'm spreading the toes on my right foot and I'm looking at my ..........

    #Doh #BrainFart #Barefoot #LeftFromRight #Numpty

    #doh #brainfart #barefoot #leftfromright #numpty
  4. vicarvernon @[email protected] ·

    @Waxingtonknee currently C, until Advent when A.
    #Numpty
    🤣

    #numpty
  5. Ianhopkinson @[email protected] ·

    Just realised Jeff Beck and Beck are two entirely different things! #totp #numpty

    #totp #numpty
  6. Jim Donegan 🎵 ✅ @[email protected] ·

    'Big Baggy Bawbag' by The Glaikit Numpties

    "Live from the Fendoch Working Men's Club" - 1976

    youtube.com/watch?v=digeVd_f3b

    #Bawbag #Glaikit #Numpty

    #numpty #glaikit #bawbag
  7. LordWoolamaloo @[email protected] ·

    Nice trip home, spent day with dad, then on train home this evening, open bag to retrieve my book... And realise I still had his birthday present I had taken through, inside my satchel.

    Your honour, my client would like to please temporary numpty-heidedness.

    #numpty

    #numpty
  8. concretedog @[email protected] ·

    @biglesp super handy for data recovery when you drop and smash a laptop like wot I did last month #numpty :)

    #numpty
  9. Santa Claus @[email protected] ·

    Any chance we can move Christmas to next month?

    I’ve just checked, and everything is much cheaper in the January sales!

    Ah wait, no, never mind… An elf in my accounting department is listing reasons why I’m an idiot for suggesting it.

    #Christmas #Santa #Numpty

    #christmas #santa #numpty
  10. Dan 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺☁️🦘 @[email protected] ·

    I was today years old when I learned how to find an replace FROM THE CURRENT LINE ONWARD in vi(m):

    :.,$s/foo/bar/g

    Since about 1995 I'd been using :%s/foo/bar/g to replace ALL and hoping for the best #numpty

    #numpty