#notfromtheonion — Public Fediverse posts

holy shit, I thought is fake story on Russian telegram channels:

‘Donnyland’? Ukraine Proposes Renaming Part of the Donbas in Trump’s Honor

The proposal reflects a global reality in which governments appeal to President Trump’s vanity in order to get American might on their side.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/world/europe/donnyland-ukraine-donbas-trump.html

#Ukraine #Russia #Dobas #DonnyLand #NotFromTheOnion #Dumbfuckistan #Idiocracy #USpol

Lithuania has also declared readiness to contribute to opening the Strait of Hormuz.
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Vilnius is considering sending logistics personnel and sappers to assist the United States, although the support “will not fundamentally change the situation,” said presidential adviser Deividas Matulionis.
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➡Earlier, Latvia and Estonia also expressed willingness to take part in demining the Strait of Hormuz.
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#NotFromTheOnion
#Lithuania #USA #Iran #Baltics #HormuzStrait
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Ok, this is kinda funny.

Iran has modified a 40 years old oil tanker to a cartoon version of an aircraft carrier.

They actually think this floating garbage can have any military value?

#iran #military #aircraftcareer #notfromtheonion

I don't think #Dumbfuckistan is good enough for describing the state of the political system in the United States.

This is an utterly buzzer.

Not even the most pathetic moron leader in Iran's modern history, #Ahmadinejad, was stupid enough to post something THIS ridiculous.

#Trumpistan #USpol #NotFromTheOnion

A wave has destroyed part of the American made pier to #Gaza Strip. Pictures and videos were posted on social networks.

Al-Mayadeen TV reports that the Israeli navy has already towed the missing fragment back to the pier and is carrying out repairs.

PS. American quality work! It broke before any of the "humanitarian aid" they delivered was handed over to starving Palestinians.

Video shared on Telegram: https://t.me/newsvideofa/2302

#US #Genocide #Propaganda #NotFromTheOnion #Corruption #Israel #CeasefireNow #PeaceNow
@palestine @israel

Not from the Onion: #Ukraine has started robbing Donald #Trump's friends.

A businessman and former MP, Aleksandr Onishchenko, has been caught up in the wave of repression.

A Ukrainian court sentenced him in absentia to 15 years in prison and the confiscation of his property. Everything from his equestrian club to his accounts in foreign banks have been seized.

The politician is accused of creating a "gas scheme" and embezzling 740 million hryvnias in the extraction and sale of natural gas under joint activity agreements with Ukrgazodobycha.

In fact, campaign against Onishchenko is traditionally launched under the US elections.

PS. This is from a Russian propaganda channel.

#NotFromTheOnion #Russia #Propaganda

War mongers aee mad : #ABC News: Senior U.S. Intelligence officials says it is a mystery as to why #Wagner Group chief Yevgeny #Prigozhin stopped his march to #Moscow given that he was seemingly in a dominant position

This would be funny if it was from The Onion, but sadly US news these days is more Kafkaesque funny than any satirical publication.

#Russia #US #Politics #NotFromTheOnion #NotSatire #Dissapointment

Picture of the MAGAts American Taliban Church!