#nadella — Public Fediverse posts

Il paradosso Microsoft.
Il ceo di Microsoft, Nadella dice che l’AI è troppo nelle mani di poche aziende.
Peccato che Microsoft sia una di quelle aziende, con accordi su modelli proprietari come CoPilot e valuta pure partnership con DeepSeek.

Difficile prendere sul serio Microsoft quando la critica alla concentrazione di potere arriva… da chi la concentra.

#microsoft #AI #nadella

Satya Nadella alerta que empresas pagam duas vezes ao adotar inteligência artificial. O presidente da Microsoft afirma que as organizações estão a "pagar duas vezes" ao integrar ferramentas de inteligência artificial nos seus processos. 🤖

🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t87404-satya-nadella-avisa-que-empresas-pagam-duas-vezes-ao-adotar-inteligencia-artificial

#artificial #nadella 

Satya Nadella, presidente executivo da Microsoft, pede o fim do alarmismo em torno da inteligência artificial e a destruição de postos de trabalho. Ele defende uma comunicação mais responsável por parte das empresas sobre o tema. 🤖

🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t86097-satya-nadella-da-microsoft-exige-fim-do-alarmismo-com-inteligencia-artificial

#artificial #microsoft #nadella 

O diretor executivo da Microsoft, Satya Nadella, alertou que a concentração do controlo da inteligência artificial num leque restrito de empresas ameaça a economia. A situação pode gerar um cenário de difícil reversão 🤖

🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t85998-satya-nadella-avisa-que-gigantes-da-ia-nao-podem-devorar-a-economia-global

#economia #ia #nadella 

Satya Nadella avisa que o futuro das empresas terá milhões de agentes de inteligência artificial
🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t85079-satya-nadella-avisa-que-o-futuro-das-empresas-tera-milhoes-de-agentes-de-inteligencia-artificial

#artificial #futuro #nadella 

Satya Nadella defende parceria da Microsoft no julgamento da OpenAI contra Elon Musk
🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t83402-satya-nadella-defende-parceria-da-microsoft-no-julgamento-da-openai-contra-elon-musk

#elon #microsoft #musk #nadella #openai 

Satya Nadella nega que Elon Musk tenha questionado investimentos da Microsoft na OpenAI
🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t83236-satya-nadella-nega-que-elon-musk-tenha-questionado-investimentos-da-microsoft-na-openai

#elon #microsoft #musk #nadella #openai 

#Microsoft baut die Führungsriege um: Rajesh Jha, seit 35 Jahren im Konzern und Chef der #Windows- und Devices-Sparte, geht in den #Ruhestand. Seine Manager berichten nun direkt an CEO #Nadella. https://winfuture.de/news,157448.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia

Get outta here.

SecRule &REQUEST_HEADERS:User-Agent "@eq 0" "deny"
SecRule REQUEST_HEADERS:User-Agent "^$" "deny"

And it's #Microsoft tripping the rule:

172.213.144.187 - - [08/Feb/2026:12:44:54 +0100] "GET /;k.php HTTP/1.1" 403 239 "-" "-" 71 406

#ModSecurity #AI #SocialPermissionToBurnEnergy #Nadella

You suckers.

"POST /mcp HTTP/1.1" 404 236 "-" "python-httpx/0.28.1" 1151 4309
"GET /sse HTTP/1.1" 404 236 "-" "python-httpx/0.28.1" 276 458

Well, whoever is using python-httpx, is gonna regret that in the future - modsec'd now.

#Python #SocialPermissionToBurnEnergy #Nadella

NOTE TO CURRENT AND FUTURE SELF:

You do not own this project. Your goal is to get your PR accepted. This requires tact (even if the project owners are wrong).

If you want this and future pull requests to go in, don't clean up the sub-par kipple in commits from the reviewer+an LLM agent with a commit of your own that just says "cleaned up AI slop."

...even if that's what you really, really want to do. (Come subtoot here on Mastodon, instead.)

#ai #slop #nadella #aislop #coding

New episode of The Oracle! Please don't tell Satya #Nadella he's getting dunked on by #puppets. #peertube #microsoft #microslop https://puppet.zone/w/nZiXLvcPnYh5LzMz2C8oBy

Oh, oh no :c

#DotNet #CSharp #SocialPermissionToBurnEnergy #Nadella

Lieber Herr #Nadella, sollen wir wirklich die Software von Unternehmen, welche Teil eines faschistischen Regimes sind, global verwenden? Die Administration der USA und KI-Companies verwenden bewusst KI, um Meinungen zu manipulieren, weiter Fotoaufnahmen zu verändern, um Menschen zu täuschen. Noch sind die meisten Menschen in der Lage zu denken. Denken – daran haben sie offensichtlich kein Interesse, denn denkende Menschen sind gefährlich für ihr Geschäft.

https://www.heise.de/news/Microsoft-Chef-Nadella-Souveraenitaet-haengt-nicht-vom-Rechenzentrums-Standort-ab-11150144.html

#microslop

Today a first.

Satya Nadella, boss of Microsoft, shitting his pants about his slop generator being ignored, send me a begging letter from

[email protected]

asking me to start using his dice throwing text generator.

This is an unsolicited email, call it spam, and I cannot find the opt out link, whereby he is likely violating European law.

Anyway, my projects are on codeberg, completely slop free.

https://codeberg.org/harald/
#github #codeberg #sloppilot #copilot #nadella #microsoft

#Nadella redefines ‘#sovereignty’ for the #AI era — analysts call it smart, self‑serving - https://www.computerworld.com/article/4120629/nadella-redefines-sovereignty-for-the-ai-era-analysts-call-it-smart-self%e2%80%91serving.html whoa, this is serious jesuitical casuistry.... also: nope

Slopy Sloporella loves meaningless slop

#AI #Microsoft #Microslop #AISlop #KI #KISlop #OpenAI #Nadella

Microsoft: Satya Nadella alerta que a indústria da IA pode perder o apoio público se não for útil
🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t77197-microsoft-satya-nadella-alerta-que-a-industria-da-ia-pode-perder-o-apoio-publico-se-nao-for-util

#alerta #apoio #ia #microsoft #nadella 

Headline: #Nadella warns #AI needs to prove itself useful, three weeks after telling critics to move on

Source: https://www.neowin.net/news/nadella-warns-ai-needs-to-prove-itself-useful-three-weeks-after-telling-critics-to-move-on/

#Microsoft

Microsoft: Satya Nadella avisa que a IA tem de servir as pessoas para evitar tornar-se numa “bolha”
🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t77136-microsoft-satya-nadella-avisa-que-a-ia-tem-de-servir-as-pessoas-para-evitar-tornar-se-numa-bolha

#ia #microsoft #nadella 

Oh no :c #Ceph

https://github.com/ceph/ceph/pull/66788

#AISlop #Nadella #Copilot

Intelligence artificielle : l'avertissement du patron de #Microsoft que personne ne peut ignorer

Satya #Nadella ne vend plus du rêve, il vend de la survie. Fini la « hype » aveugle : le patron de Microsoft tire la sonnette d'alarme sur le #slop. ce contenu insipide que l'IA produit et qui fait des dommages à l'image publique de cette nouvelle technologie. Son message est brutal : l' #IA doit mûrir immédiatement ou s'effondrer.

https://www.clubic.com/actualite-593518-intelligence-artificielle-l-avertissement-du-patron-de-microsoft-que-personne-ne-peut-ignorer.html

#GAFAM

»Truth is, Satya has zero interest in actually running the company (he has delegated all of that). He just wants to be the mystical hermit in the mountains pontificating like Yoda, and we are all supposed to ooh and ahh and bow down when he shares his wisdom.«

https://www.theverge.com/news/852630/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-scratchpad-blog-ai-slop-comments?commentID=b68090b5-6bc6-41cf-86d0-f7c7395c222c

#Nadella #Microsoft

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-really-wants-you-to-stop-calling-ai-slop-in-2026

SLOOOOOOP SLOP SLOP slopitty slopitty slop sop SLOOOOP

slop slop slop slop AAAAAAYE EYYYYYYYYYYE SLOOOOOOP sloppy sloppy SLOP SLOP

Sloppy sloppy COPILOT SLOOOOOP sloppy floppy soppy WINDOOOOZE ELEVEEEN SLOP

Soupy gloopy creepy stinky slow and bloated Office Copilot SLOOOOOP! slopslopslopslop

~whew~ now that I got it out of my system I can stop calling it that from now...

SLOP!

...DAMMIT!

#GenAI #AISlop #Microsoft #Copilot #Nadella

Satya Nadella lança blog pessoal e aponta 2026 como o ano decisivo para a IA e os Agentes
🔗 https://tugatech.com.pt/t76291-satya-nadella-lanca-blog-pessoal-e-aponta-2026-como-o-ano-decisivo-para-a-ia-e-os-agentes

#blog #ia #lan #nadella #os 

[Édito du Monde Informatique] #Windows 12, l'OS de trop

Serge Leblal n'est visiblement pas emballé par la politique tout #IA de #Microsoft
https://www.lemondeinformatique.fr/actualites/lire-edito-windows-12-l-os-de-trop-98587.html

Pourtant, Satya #Nadella fonce toujours plus vite vers l'#IntelligenceArtificielle et l'#OS #agentique ...
https://microsoft.developpez.com/actu/378568/Satya-Nadella-durcit-le-ton-face-aux-dirigeants-de-Microsoft-embarquez-dans-l-aventure-de-l-IA-ou-partez-le-PDG-continue-la-mutation-du-fonctionnement-de-l-entreprise/

#Windows12 #MicrosoftSucks