#masticate — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #masticate, aggregated by home.social.
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@u0421793 @davew
Except if "grief! Be thy name Katherine?"In that case naturally enough it is #mastiCate.
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What if the #BigBang was just God achieving #consciousness
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My feed is like a buffet.
Take what you want, and please don't sneeze on the shrimp.
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Me to wifey: “Please send that to me, I’m going to #Masticate that to the world!”
Wife: “Please say Toot.”
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I'm at the point of deliberately failing captcha tests so the robots will accept me as one their own when the revolution begins.
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If you replace the W with a T in the words what, where, and when, you have your answer.
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I think the real reason Willy Wonka gave Charlie the chocolate factory is because he knew how many lawsuits were about to happen.
Not to mention the many questions that ICE probably had about the Oompa Loompa's work documentation.
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When #SnoopDogg turns 60 he'll be 420 in dog years.
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If the vacuum of space didn't block sound from reaching us, the sun would be as loud as a jackhammer everywhere on earth. Everywhere. At all times. And since sound travels slower than light, if the sun were to go out it would take eight minutes for the light to stop, but thirteen years for the sound to stop. Imagine living on a cold dark dead earth for thirteen years and still hearing the jackhammer scream of our dead sun.
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Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark, but the light we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to pick up.
#DeepThoughts #Masticate #Science #Human #Body #Bioluminescence
https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-t-see-it-but-humans-actually-glow-in-visible-light
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If I weigh 198 pounds and eat 2 pounds of Nachos, am I now
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Older people becoming overly #religious later in life is kind of like when children are on their best behavior 2 weeks before #Christmas.
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You can never stand backward on stairs.
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CW: Dark humor about mental & physical health
If you're ever feeling sad, just go for a run. Because then you'll realize that your physical health is way worse than your mental health.
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The 'Infinite Monkey Theorem' suggests that if monkeys were given typewriters, they would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.
In 2003 researchers gave six macaques a keyboard for a month to test the theory. They bashed it with a rock, took a crap on it, and typed five pages of the letter 's'.
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Your body is younger than you.
No matter how old you are, most of your body is less than 10 years old, because your cells are always recycling themselves. The epidermis recycles every 2-4 weeks, red blood cells are replaced every 4 months, and your skeleton turns over every 10 years.
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic patterns.
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Mastodon now has a deep thoughts group called Masticate.
