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  1. 🎶my city of Sydney
    I miss the warmth of you! 🎶

    Once upon a tiime I flew every week, now I'm on my first plane to Sydney and only my second plane since March 2020.

    The lengths I go to to see #TISM and #MachineGunFellatio play in Sydney.

    youtube.com/watch?v=zkspJuX7J9

  2. 🎶 Andy Worhol got it wrong 🎶

    Number of Days Until #TISM - 39

    "WTAF Craige! Yesterday you said zero days. Didn't you see them last night!?!"

    I did. Both TISM and #MachineGunFellatio delivered breathtaking performances. However that was in #Meanjin - I also have tickets to their #Gadigal show 💪🎉

    If you haven't got tickets to their #Naarm or Gadigal shows, I suggest you do yourself a favout and get a wriggle on. They don't make them like this anymore.

    🎶 15 minutes is too long 🎶

    #ausMusic

  3. CW: Contains footage of someone wearing a Jeff Kennet mask

    🎶 I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb 🎶

    9 days to #TISM & #MachineGunFellatio play 🎉

    Ingedients:
    a dash of Pamela Anderson's sex tape
    a band member reading Dostoyevsky
    simulated sex
    simulated cocaine usage
    flippers
    cricket pads
    cricket bat
    a Jeff Kennet mask.

    If this video is not in rotation at @dnalounge it probably ought to be @jwz

    🎶 I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owninga gun 🎶

    #ausMusic

  4. 🎶I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum

    10 days until #TISM & #MachineGunFellatio 🎉

    I'm going to kick it off today by revisiting the album "www.tism.wanker.com"[0] which was an incredibly strong, prolific and relentless album full of classic songs.

    It also included a bonus disc with "ATTN shock records: faulty pressing do not manufacture" written on it

    #ausMusic

    [0] web.archive.org/web/1998121203

    🎶I might not tell the truth all the time, hey what's your mother's number?

  5. In a bold move, this morning @stibbons demanded that it I "cruuuuuush" "it".

    As I now have tickets to see #TISM and #machineGunFellatio perform together in two capital cities, I delcare this achievement: unlocked.

    scintilla.social/@stibbons/112