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Was just reminded of the time that my son asked to go to "Donkey Nuts". After my wife and I finished laughing, we eventually realized he meant Dunkin Donuts. And now we can't not call it that. #KidsSay #DunkinDonuts
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Was just reminded of the time that my son asked to go to "Donkey Nuts". After my wife and I finished laughing, we eventually realized he meant Dunkin Donuts. And now we can't not call it that. #KidsSay #DunkinDonuts
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Was just reminded of the time that my son asked to go to "Donkey Nuts". After my wife and I finished laughing, we eventually realized he meant Dunkin Donuts. And now we can't not call it that. #KidsSay #DunkinDonuts
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"Technically poop is just mashed up grass... but we don't talk about that." #ShitKidsSay #KidsSay
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"Technically poop is just mashed up grass... but we don't talk about that." #ShitKidsSay #KidsSay
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"Technically poop is just mashed up grass... but we don't talk about that." #ShitKidsSay #KidsSay
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"Technically poop is just mashed up grass... but we don't talk about that." #ShitKidsSay #KidsSay
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My kid expressed that she wants to see the northern lights and I said "that's cool, it's cold where they are though". She asked why and I explained it's cuz they're in places like Canada, Alaska, Iceland and Greenland, which are all cold places. "But why are they cold?" Because they're far north baby, the further north you go, the colder it gets. She asked me which way is North so I pull up my compass app and tell her the direction 1/2
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My kid expressed that she wants to see the northern lights and I said "that's cool, it's cold where they are though". She asked why and I explained it's cuz they're in places like Canada, Alaska, Iceland and Greenland, which are all cold places. "But why are they cold?" Because they're far north baby, the further north you go, the colder it gets. She asked me which way is North so I pull up my compass app and tell her the direction 1/2
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My kid expressed that she wants to see the northern lights and I said "that's cool, it's cold where they are though". She asked why and I explained it's cuz they're in places like Canada, Alaska, Iceland and Greenland, which are all cold places. "But why are they cold?" Because they're far north baby, the further north you go, the colder it gets. She asked me which way is North so I pull up my compass app and tell her the direction 1/2
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My kid expressed that she wants to see the northern lights and I said "that's cool, it's cold where they are though". She asked why and I explained it's cuz they're in places like Canada, Alaska, Iceland and Greenland, which are all cold places. "But why are they cold?" Because they're far north baby, the further north you go, the colder it gets. She asked me which way is North so I pull up my compass app and tell her the direction 1/2
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My kid expressed that she wants to see the northern lights and I said "that's cool, it's cold where they are though". She asked why and I explained it's cuz they're in places like Canada, Alaska, Iceland and Greenland, which are all cold places. "But why are they cold?" Because they're far north baby, the further north you go, the colder it gets. She asked me which way is North so I pull up my compass app and tell her the direction 1/2
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Feeling a little crummy now (and isolating at home), but I think worth it for the interview with a 5 1/2 year old I did last weekend to get their reaction to "The Red Balloon" for my Criterion Collection podcast The 305. Glad I have a few days off to recuperate!
A highlight:
Q: This movie was made in 1952, so that was 71 years ago! Do you know anybody that old?
A: Uhh... Wait I think Jesus maybe was that old! He's like 100, right?
Q: Gosh, I think he must be pushing two-thousand twenty-three or so by now! -
Feeling a little crummy now (and isolating at home), but I think worth it for the interview with a 5 1/2 year old I did last weekend to get their reaction to "The Red Balloon" for my Criterion Collection podcast The 305. Glad I have a few days off to recuperate!
A highlight:
Q: This movie was made in 1952, so that was 71 years ago! Do you know anybody that old?
A: Uhh... Wait I think Jesus maybe was that old! He's like 100, right?
Q: Gosh, I think he must be pushing two-thousand twenty-three or so by now! -
Feeling a little crummy now (and isolating at home), but I think worth it for the interview with a 5 1/2 year old I did last weekend to get their reaction to "The Red Balloon" for my Criterion Collection podcast The 305. Glad I have a few days off to recuperate!
A highlight:
Q: This movie was made in 1952, so that was 71 years ago! Do you know anybody that old?
A: Uhh... Wait I think Jesus maybe was that old! He's like 100, right?
Q: Gosh, I think he must be pushing two-thousand twenty-three or so by now! -
Feeling a little crummy now (and isolating at home), but I think worth it for the interview with a 5 1/2 year old I did last weekend to get their reaction to "The Red Balloon" for my Criterion Collection podcast The 305. Glad I have a few days off to recuperate!
A highlight:
Q: This movie was made in 1952, so that was 71 years ago! Do you know anybody that old?
A: Uhh... Wait I think Jesus maybe was that old! He's like 100, right?
Q: Gosh, I think he must be pushing two-thousand twenty-three or so by now! -
Feeling a little crummy now (and isolating at home), but I think worth it for the interview with a 5 1/2 year old I did last weekend to get their reaction to "The Red Balloon" for my Criterion Collection podcast The 305. Glad I have a few days off to recuperate!
A highlight:
Q: This movie was made in 1952, so that was 71 years ago! Do you know anybody that old?
A: Uhh... Wait I think Jesus maybe was that old! He's like 100, right?
Q: Gosh, I think he must be pushing two-thousand twenty-three or so by now! -
Granddaughter telling me about 1st day of Kindergarten:
Teacher is nice and my friend is in my class but, Grandma, the toilet paper is scratchy and hurt my bum so I asked Mom to put some from home on my lunch.
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Granddaughter telling me about 1st day of Kindergarten:
Teacher is nice and my friend is in my class but, Grandma, the toilet paper is scratchy and hurt my bum so I asked Mom to put some from home on my lunch.
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Granddaughter telling me about 1st day of Kindergarten:
Teacher is nice and my friend is in my class but, Grandma, the toilet paper is scratchy and hurt my bum so I asked Mom to put some from home on my lunch.
😂 -
Granddaughter telling me about 1st day of Kindergarten:
Teacher is nice and my friend is in my class but, Grandma, the toilet paper is scratchy and hurt my bum so I asked Mom to put some from home on my lunch.
😂 -
Granddaughter telling me about 1st day of Kindergarten:
Teacher is nice and my friend is in my class but, Grandma, the toilet paper is scratchy and hurt my bum so I asked Mom to put some from home on my lunch.
😂 -
Today a 3-year-old came to me looking for help putting a ball in his shirt. He was having a difficult time following my verbal instructions so I asked if he wanted to watch me do it so he could do what I do. He said yes so I showed him and when I took the ball out his classmate said “and that’s how you make a baby!”
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Today a 3-year-old came to me looking for help putting a ball in his shirt. He was having a difficult time following my verbal instructions so I asked if he wanted to watch me do it so he could do what I do. He said yes so I showed him and when I took the ball out his classmate said “and that’s how you make a baby!”
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Today a 3-year-old came to me looking for help putting a ball in his shirt. He was having a difficult time following my verbal instructions so I asked if he wanted to watch me do it so he could do what I do. He said yes so I showed him and when I took the ball out his classmate said “and that’s how you make a baby!”
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This just in from my wife: At 123Read yesterday my student Denver asked me if I had a daughter and I said yes, but she's grown up, not a kid. Denver said "grown up, you mean like grown?" I said yes, then she said "you mean like she eats a lot of vegetables?"
PS She does.
#kidssay #vegetables #Humor -
This just in from my wife: At 123Read yesterday my student Denver asked me if I had a daughter and I said yes, but she's grown up, not a kid. Denver said "grown up, you mean like grown?" I said yes, then she said "you mean like she eats a lot of vegetables?"
PS She does.
#kidssay #vegetables #Humor -
This just in from my wife: At 123Read yesterday my student Denver asked me if I had a daughter and I said yes, but she's grown up, not a kid. Denver said "grown up, you mean like grown?" I said yes, then she said "you mean like she eats a lot of vegetables?"
PS She does.
#kidssay #vegetables #Humor -
The kids walking back from the bus stop on my street are playing Simon Says. The thing is, they're just doing "Simon Says go" and "Simon Says stop."
Why don't they just play Red Light/Green Light? 🚦🚦 -
The kids walking back from the bus stop on my street are playing Simon Says. The thing is, they're just doing "Simon Says go" and "Simon Says stop."
Why don't they just play Red Light/Green Light? 🚦🚦 -
The kids walking back from the bus stop on my street are playing Simon Says. The thing is, they're just doing "Simon Says go" and "Simon Says stop."
Why don't they just play Red Light/Green Light? 🚦🚦 -
The kids walking back from the bus stop on my street are playing Simon Says. The thing is, they're just doing "Simon Says go" and "Simon Says stop."
Why don't they just play Red Light/Green Light? 🚦🚦 -
The kids walking back from the bus stop on my street are playing Simon Says. The thing is, they're just doing "Simon Says go" and "Simon Says stop."
Why don't they just play Red Light/Green Light? 🚦🚦 -
My 11 year old son turns to me this morning and asks, “Do you believe in aliens and, if so, do you think they also have racism where they live?” I . . . 👽 #kidssay #parenting #academicparenting
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My 11 year old son turns to me this morning and asks, “Do you believe in aliens and, if so, do you think they also have racism where they live?” I . . . 👽 #kidssay #parenting #academicparenting
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My 11 year old son turns to me this morning and asks, “Do you believe in aliens and, if so, do you think they also have racism where they live?” I . . . 👽 #kidssay #parenting #academicparenting
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My 11 year old son turns to me this morning and asks, “Do you believe in aliens and, if so, do you think they also have racism where they live?” I . . . 👽 #kidssay #parenting #academicparenting
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My 11 year old son turns to me this morning and asks, “Do you believe in aliens and, if so, do you think they also have racism where they live?” I . . . 👽 #kidssay #parenting #academicparenting
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From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?
#Advent2022 #Peace #christmas2022 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #church #Goodwill #Kids #KidsSay #KeepThePeace #SeasonsGreetings #KidsOnMastodon #FunnyKids
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From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?
#Advent2022 #Peace #christmas2022 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #church #Goodwill #Kids #KidsSay #KeepThePeace #SeasonsGreetings #KidsOnMastodon #FunnyKids
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From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?
#Advent2022 #Peace #christmas2022 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #church #Goodwill #Kids #KidsSay #KeepThePeace #SeasonsGreetings #KidsOnMastodon #FunnyKids
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From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?
#Advent2022 #Peace #christmas2022 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #church #Goodwill #Kids #KidsSay #KeepThePeace #SeasonsGreetings #KidsOnMastodon #FunnyKids
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From my sister: Going to church with a three year old is never dull. The children's sermon was about lighting the Advent candle of peace. Later the minister prayed, "Forgive us when we have lost peace and goodwill." Her grandson, wide eyed, said, "Oh no! We've already lost the peace!" At least he was listening?
#Advent2022 #Peace #christmas2022 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #church #Goodwill #Kids #KidsSay #KeepThePeace #SeasonsGreetings #KidsOnMastodon #FunnyKids